>"So anyhow the power is out, I was just hoping I could get my setup hooked up at your place. Theres this game that I've been meaning to get to play but the gosh darn 'lectricity cuts out right when I get time off of work, that's alright, ain't it? Course I won't hog it all to myself, I'll let you play it too."
>>25969359
I hope this game is called "hide the trouser snake"
>>25969359
Sure
>turn the heat up in the house watch her strip
>>25969359
It depends...... is it a co-op or fighting game..... I am OK with either of those.
>>25969359
Is it JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Eyes over Heaven?
If not, fuck off the edge of my dick Appul
>>25969359
Sure.... I see no reason why not?
>Tfw you will never hold Applejack in your arms all cozied up under the blankets playing video games all day while it snows outside.
>Tfw you will never tenderly make out with her followed by some comfy sex.
JUST
bump
>>25969359
Got damn this thread.
>>25970751
And got damn you for the feels.
Got damn you all.
>>25969359
Sure, Applejack. As long as you're playing on PC and not some console peasant.
>>25971360
we aimpoint now.
>>25971417
>playing on pc
>lol just bcuz muh graphix
>lol muh stem discunts
>lol the cumunity
>actually playing vidya because of that shit
>not for fun
wow
>>25971480
no I play for fun, but the types of games I play are almost never on consoles. Grafix are just a nice side effect.
>>25971397
>>25971417
>>25971480
I really want some cozy Applejack gamer green.
Is that autistic? Absolutely.
Is it going to stop me from requesting that this green be made? Absolutely not.
And please for the love of god, if you're going to do it, do it right.
No random skips between stuff, I want something well thought out, with buildup and lots of cozy feels.
And maybe lewd too, but mostly cutesy stuff.
>>25971699
maybe her family doesn't like vidya, granny thinks it's the work of the devil or something. she has to play games at your house to get her fix.
>>25971699
Gosh, what a qt
>>25971699
>No random skips between stuff, I want something well thought out, with buildup and lots of cozy feels.
>And maybe lewd too, but mostly cutesy stuff.
“I would like a local beer. I’d like it in a bottle. I’d like the bottle to be cold.”
>>25969359
Piss for bait but this image is so wildly compelling I'll will this thread to life, if I have to write the green myself.don't count on it, I'm wildly unreliable
>>25972113
My thoughts exactly.
If you would, anon, define your ideal skip-lacking green.
>>25972113
>>25972157
>>25972173
A green I want to see, is one that has a start, starting out with their relationship.
Such as where they met or how long they've known each other.
How far is it? I assume they're just friends but does Applejack seem like she wants to take things further?
How does Anon feel? What is Anons personality? Does Anon hold any particular fondness for Applejack?
And then seeing where things go. Not too fast ok?
I want a believable story. I want it to feel as real as if I were there myself, standing beside Applejack on a cold winter day as the snowflakes float down gently around us.
The warm scent of Apples drawing you haplessly toward her.
Also, don't write AJ as some bland personality devoid "waifu" character.
Write her as what she is.
Shes going to talk about her friends and family. About her home life and how there are probably things stressing her out, and probably due to the work thats caused her to seek comfort in these video games.
>It was winter at Canterlot high, snow had fallen to mark in the first week of the new semester.
>As it ended and students once again got comfortable with the drudgery of a 8-3 work day, and the realization that they would have to deal with 3 months of ass weather, you, Anonymous, settled in with the rest, no real plan for the coming year, no long term goals, no gf.
>that bothered you more than a passing thought at a time.
>You spent most of your time at CHS with few or friends, sort of a drifter...if one can exist at a single school.
>Which also meant little romantic action came your way.
>Friends came and went, but neighbors seemed to stick around for most of your life, at least where you lived.
>Just adjacent from your cottage lived the Apple family and their...apple farm.
>And living there was your oldest friend, Applejack.
>You used to ride horses and play in the river for hours at a time when you two were kids.
>As you got older, you both moved on, she made new friends; you didn’t.
-------------------------------------
>You were daydreaming in 6th period, looking out the window.
>The bell rings, and you take your time packing up and leaving class.
>When you do, you turn left for 7th period but--
>”Hey, Anon.”
>You’re stopped by, who else but Apple Jack.
“Uh, hi, AJ. What’s up?”
>She seems to hesitate to look over you, you stand a few inches taller than her.
>"Well, ah’ was hoping you could help me out. The power is out at my farm., I was just hoping I could get my setup hooked up at your place. There's this game that I've been meaning to get to play but the gosh darn 'lectricity cuts out right when I get time off of work, that's alright, ain't it? Course I won't hog it all to myself, I'll let you play it too."
>>25972693
”Set up?”
>Yeah, you know. PC? Computer?”
“uh--Yeah, of course. I don’t mind. Just text me after school and I’ll drive you over to your place to pick up your rig, I think my truck can handle the snow
>Her face lights up.
“...and it’d be nice to have some company at my place in this weather, an-”
>”Thanks, Anon. You’re a really good friend!”
>Applejack gives you a hug.
“Yeah...Anytime...AJ.”
>You replied, but she was gone before you finished. Sighing and kicking yourself for just getting cucked by her PC, you turn around and head for your last period of the day, of the week that is.
>You were hoping to get some gaming time in yourself this weekend, but Equine Space Program isn’t exactly a social game.
>And...fudge. you’re home wasn’t exactly in a “neat” order for company, especially for yourcrush
>>25972713
cute
>>25972583
Then write it yourself. This isn't an /r/ thread and asking some writefag out there to write something with as many limitations and pseudo-directions like that doesn't help. Your ideas aren't bad but that's your story, not someone else's.
>>25972693
>>25972713
This looks nice.
Make more.
>>25971360
>Eotech
>In desert
>>25972583
I would,because that's how I write my green, but with Twilight.
>>25972713
>you wake up to the sound of the final bell
>your head shoots up from the surface of your desk, as you quickly scan around the classroom, checking to see if anyone caught you sleeping away the last class you had
>taking the end of your hoodie sleeve to wipe the small amount of drool at the corner of your mouth, it seems as though no one was looking at you
>back row for life
>you get up out of the classroom with your bookbag and head to your locker
>but while your feet moved you forward,
>your mind moved you backward
>it had been so long since you had really hung out with AJ
>sure, there was the occasional wave to you when you got the mail or cut your grass
>sure, you had both been at a few kick-backs over time
>sure, when passing in the halls at school, a "Hi" or "Howdy" was given to you
>but that was it, and it had been that way for years
>books are exchanged from your bag to your locker and vice-versa
>as you grab the last book you needed to take home, your arm freezes
"Maybe," you mumble to yourself
>maybe she really wants to hang out with you
>maybe this whole power outage is just an excuse to rekindle the friendship you had so long ago
>the book is placed in your bag
>your mind replays her hug and the words, "You’re a really good friend!"
>you smile and take out your phone, waiting for her text
>but as you stand next to your locker, time continues on
>seconds turn into minutes, minutes into several more
>no text from AJ
>your excitement starts to slowly dwindle, as the thought of actually being good friends, or more, with her starts to look more like a pipe dream
"No," you mumble again; less people in the school halls
>no, she just needs a place to play her game
>>25973264
I kinda want this to end up Anon doesn't get AJ.
>>25973264
>Feeling objected, you collect yourself and moosy out to your truck.
>Did she just blow you off?
>Find another boy toy to tug around?
>probably.
>You make your way out into the snow packed parking lot, paying mind to ice and reckless teens pulling off donuts and drifts on the slippery blacktop.
>Just as you pop in the key to unlock your car, you hear someone running up to you, the snow crinkling under their boots.
>”Wait up Anon!”
>You turn your head to see her carefully trotting over to your truck.
>You finish unlocking your car before acknowledging her.
“Heh, I thought you ditched me.”
>You say, just she makes her way to the driver side.
>”Well, I was gonna’ ya, bu- whoa!”
>She slips forward on some ice, but using those lightning fast gaming reflexes of yours, you catch her before she falls.
>Wrapped around her, you feel your heart-beat much, as if you were enduring the heartburn of a thousand thai curries all at once...i-in a good way of course.
>Even with her wrapped in layers of down, you felt her warmth radiate from her. More than just that, it felt almost magical to hold her like this.
>”Uh, Anon? You can let go now. Ah stopped falling.”
>You quickly do so.
“Oh.. heh, Sorry, AJ. My mind kinda slipped there.”
>”Yeah yeah, must be all them video games rottin’ yur mind.”
>She moves around the front of your truck to enter the passenger side,
>”Of course, I’m not opposed to a little...inside fun. but let’s not waste time, we’re burning daylight out here.”
>You embark your truck and ignite the engine.
>Inside fun? is that what she calls it?.
>>25973993
>as you turn the key, you hear the engine make a single turn
>then die
>you twist the key again
>2 turns of the engine before death
>this can't be happening
>your nerves mix with frustration to conceive a pre-mature, embarrassed rage
>twist again
>no dice
>you slam your hands onto the steering wheel
"Son of a bi-!"
>you stop yourself
>Applejack never was one to swear, and you didn't want to turn her off before you could turn on this engine
>you look at her somewhat awkwardly
"Sorry.."
>"It's.. alright. Try givin' her some gas."
>you do so as you twist the key, and the truck starts this time
"Sweet!"
>"Hoo-wee, that was lucky. C'mon, let's get to my place."
>with a nod of your head, you answer
"Heh, you got it."
>you slowly get out of the snowy parking lot, making sure to not slide or lose control in the presence of AJ
>AJ, who even in her winter apparel, covering nearly every inch of her body; looked amazing and beautiful
>her long blonde hair
>piercing, deep green eyes
>freckles on her face that liked to hide behind her tan skin
>and a toned body that was the product of farm labor
>"Ya know, ya might want to get this thing checked. Might be in bad shape for an oil change or something," she says, prying you from your admiration of her
"Uhh, yeah. Maybe."
>she would like it if you were more assertive with your opinions, right?
>that's what manly guys do, right?
"Th-then again, I think it might be fine.."
>you look to see her reaction, but she's looking out of her window
>"Wouldn't hurt though; I'd hate to see you stranded somewhere's because it broke down. Big Mac always said to treat yer truck like you'd treat yer lady."
>your truck was old, worn down, beat up, and rarely got your attention
>>25974387
If you cuss around AJ she won't give anon the sexual
>>25973993
“Heh, I thought you ditched me.”
>”Well, I was gonna ya"
Did you leave out a word or did she just admit she was going to ditch?
>>25974637
>”Well, I was gonna text ya"
>>25972693
>>25972713
>>25973264
>>25973993
>>25974387
This is perfect. I eagerly await the next installment!
I started to watch wakfu today and i just realized that Evangeline looks like Applejack
>>25974873
>watching furries: the seriesWhatever you're into, bro.
>>25974914
y furries tho?
>>25974914
>Complaining about furry characters appearing in a show that has humanoid fap material in its main cast
>On an image board where people fap to cartoon horses
>>25974387
>you take a second to pay extra attention from the road
>the snow is still falling, but the slow speed of the truck makes it seem like your travel is more a part of the weather, rather than battling it
>the sun is nowhere to be found, but its light can still be seen through the filter of the white snow dropping and the gray clouds above
>the wind whips and whistles at the truck
>the cold still emanating through the glass of your window
>and yet the awkward feeling you're getting by being next to AJ sets your cheeks aflame
>it's not even pasta dropping..
>you just didn't wake up thinking you would be having Applejack over today
"Uhh, okay."
>need to change conversation maximizes
"Um, so what is this game you were talking about?"
>"Heck, it's about the coolest thing I've seen so far. It's called Elite: Dangerous."
"What's it about?"
>her excitement clears out the stifling awkward air in your lungs
>"Ya see, it's one of them open-world games, right? Except more like open-galaxy. Them devs mapped out our whole galaxy and made it into a game. You get this space ship and do all of these cool things in it. You can be a pirate an' steal from folks, you can bounty hunt, you can trade legal goods, smuggle illegal goods, and explore all ya want to!"
>her enthusiasm towards a video game has her wide-eyed with wonder
>"..and that ain't even the half of it!" she cheers
"Wow, that sounds really cool. You haven't played it yet?"
>"Only enough to get my feet wet. Then the dang power went out last night."
"Oh okay."
>you continue to look towards the road
"Applejack, you don't, uh... strike me as someone who would be into video games that much."
>you take a pause
"Especially, like a sci-fi game. It's like the opposite of the whole 'country girl' thing.."
>her excitement downgrades, if only a little
>"Yeah that's.. that's why I like 'em."
>she looks to you, but you're still focused on driving
>"Sometimes it feels awful good to forget that I live on a farm.."
>>25975121
>mfw AJ spent $75 on a game with no content
>>25972777
Check'd
>>25975121
Don't stop
I need to hit the hay. night m80s.
>>25975307
Lurking
>>25975121
>elite dangerous
she is gonna have a whole hour of fun before burning through all that content
>>25975307
G'nite
>>25975121
I like this
>>25971417
>unironically using the word peasant
are you serious m8? you know that yahtzee was being ironic when he coined the phrase, right?
>>25975668
>implying consoles are not for literal peasants
>>25969613
Mah nigga.
bamp
>>25969359
No get out of here you free loading redneck
bimp
>>25975121
Moar?
Bump 'N' Pump
>>25972777
trips confirm cute
>>25974873
>>25975027
>Eva
Good taste Anon
Bumping for Gemini
What vidya are you playing Anons? I am playing Xenoblade Chronicles X while waiting for KOTOR 2 to download.
>>25979671
Got ghost trick for Christmas so I've been playing that while washing clothes and waiting for the bus. Pretty fun game
>>25979671
Rebel Galaxy and KOTOR 1
>>25975241
That would suck!
I actually had that happen to me a couple of times.
>>25975241
>$50 for landing on planets
>all planets are basically empty too
I really wish one of those games would get that stuff right.
Rodina is pretty cool on exploration, but there's no cities or ruins or anything on any of the planets eitherat least I never found any
>>25979671
Pic related, an actual space simnevertheless stuck in a hilariously problematic alpha
>>25980037
As it is we either get massive procedurally generated swaths of empty vacuum, or a dozen or so hand-crafted systems that get fully mapped and explored in the first month. If there's a happy medium I haven't seen it. Star Citizen has promised to shoot for a middle ground but as long as >muh fidelity has them modeling each scale on the space fish in your space aquarium I don't see it happening
>>25975121
Is there going to be anymore?
>>25980113
>SC
I already abandonned hope of that thing ever reaching completion.
I just wanted a stupid space game akin to X-Wing or something when I backed it.
>>25975121
“I guess that’s as good as point as any.”
>There’s an awkward pause between you two as you hit a red light.. AJ twiddles her thumbs while you tap on the steering wheel.
>You look out to the driver side window to see the Smokey Mountains to you left, your and AJ's places resting about a dozen miles from them.I think this is the name of an actual mountain range from the show.
>”So uh, do you play any games, Anon?”
“Yeah, I do. Nothing too exciting. mostly old sim games like Civilization and Wing Commander, with the odd RPG here and there.”
>”Oh, well. Have any newer games caught your attention?”
“I was really invested in the Bioshock series because I loved System Shock so much, I thought I should give it a try.”
>”And whadja think?”
>You thought that either AJ was just trying to make conversation, or she really was interested in what you had to say.
“I guess I liked them for what they were. If you haven’t played them yet, only play through it once and don’t think about it anymore than that. Trust me.”
>”Heh, if you say so, Anon. I’ll trust you.”
>It felt nice to hear that someone trusted you, more than just for what it was. It had been a long time since you’d heard, or felt that.
>That reminded you, why didn’t she text you after school?”
“So, why didn’t you text me after school? I think you tried to tell me before you fell into me.”
>”Fell into ya’? heh, I could have handled myself, ya know.”
>You playfully scoff at her remark, that’s how she always was.
>”Well, mah phone ran out of juice. no power at home, remember? I couldn’t charge it last night.”
>Of course…
>Way to think the worst of people, Anon.
>>25980376
You're back!
>>25980333
I don't blame you, but it has come a long way.
>>25980376
Yes. Welcome back
>>25972921
What's wrong with them?
>>25980376
>Smokey Mountains
I like it. Makes sense AJ being from somewhere in the Appalachians.
>>25981234
The Smokey Mountains are also the mountains from "The Hoofields and McColts." That's where i got the name from. At which point I remembered that's an actual mountain range in Appalachia.
![[exite].gif](https://i.imgur.com/CKlYCxR.gif "[exite].gif")
>>25980376
moar
>>25980376
>"Ya didn't think I'd leave you out to dry, did ya? After all, you're doing the favor for me."
>your mind becomes clear as you realize AJ would never leave someone out to dry like that without a good reason
>she couldn't even get a hold of you and still made it to your truck before you left
"No, of course not.."
>even with her rising popularity in school, she never lost sight of her honesty and sense of decency
>"Mind if I turn on the radio, Anon?"
"Sure, go ahead. I doubt we'll get good signal with this weather though,"
>she flips the old truck radio on and looks for a station that didn't broadcast static in the icy weather
>eventually, she lands on a tune
https://youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo
>you get a smile as soon as you hear the music
>she does the same
>"Aww Anon, you remember this one?"
"Yeah.."
>warm memories are played in your head as you traverse the truck through the harsh weather
"I sure do, AJ. Your granny played this in her station wagon when she drove us to 3-Rock swimming hole up in the mountains."
>"Yep! That was it! It was me, you, Big Mac... and who else?"
"Uhh... Rainbow. Rainbow was with us."
>"That's right, it was Rainbow! Dang, that was a long time ago. We must'a been, what, 8 years old?"
>you nod your head, still grinning at the memory
"8 or 9; that was a good day."
>"We stayed in that water dang near all day; water-logged all over."
>there's a pause as she too, thinks back at a time when the both of you were younger and care-free
>"Remember when Mac took 10 minutes to dry off only to slip right back in the water?"
>your body gives off a single chuckle
"He went in with the last towel too! Poor guy was soaked the whole way back."
>"Mad as a wet hen too!!"
>she slaps her knee as you both share boisterous laughter while the music plays
>laughter that seems to melt the wall of time between the two of you
>eventually, it is replaced by the warmth of the song
>AJ starts to sing along with her cute country accent, fitting the tune
>>25981819
Lurking.
>"Setup hooked up at your place"
>Thinking it has to do with her bass guitar
>Find out its vidaya game
>Mfw
Bump4Gemini
Bump
>>25983435
that revolver looks like shit
>When the song ends, she giggles.
>”Sorry bout’ that. hope mah singin’ wasn’t too bad.”
>It’d been years since you’ve heard her sing. Well, alone that is. She got herself up with a band a few months ago, and ended up singing backup vocals.
>It also had been years since it was just you two alone, and that was almost never, McIntosh liked you back then, but she was his sister after all, and rarely left you two your own.
>Unless she really wanted to start some friendship with you again, you probably won’t get another chance anytime soon.
>If you wanted to be with her, hell, even be her friend, you’d have to take some courage pills.
“Why are you sorry?”
>”Huh?”
“AJ, I’ve...you’ve always had such a wonderful voice.”
>You see her blush at you remark.
>”Shucks, Anon, you don’t mean that, do ya’ ? I mean, I never thought I was good er anything.
>She lightly punches you on the shoulder
>A light, playful smile creeps on your, face.
“Of course I do, you know that.”
>She doesn’t reply, just smiles and looks down at the floor boards.
>You stop at another red light, the last before you reached her farm.
>You turn to look her in the eyes.
”Remember that Autumn you and I hiked up the tallest of the Flint Hills? We saw the peak, and we raced to the top?
>”Yeah.”
”You beat me, but when I caught up to you, you were staring at the horizon. I looked to you, and then to what you were looking at...Then you broke the silence.”
>”Do you remember what you said?”
>”No, a-ah don’t think I do.”
“You didn’t say anything. You just started singing.”
>”Yeah, I did.”
“You just kept signing,
>The light turns green, you hit the gas.
Comfy bump
Bumpy
>>25983942
>”ah forgot all about that, but what’s yur point?”
>Yeah, what is your point?
“I guess, don’t ever be afraid to sing around me. Honestly, I’ve always liked your singing. I don’t think you’d have any problems if you went single from your band.”
>You couldn’t look at her with your eyes on the road, but you could tell she was looking right at you, deep into you.
>”Wow, I..Thanks Anon. That means a lot..”
>You smile, not saying anything,
>Nothing more was said until you arrived at the front gate of her farm.
>You turned on the radio,
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwkS6AcszY
>and you listened to her sing along to a few more songs.
>You pull into her lot.
>”Go ahead and drive up to the house. You can come in if ya want.”
>You take your time, minding the snow covered dirt road that lead to her farmhouse.
>Park, stop the truck, keys out,
>Like everything else today, it’d been years since you say her house, but it never seemed to age.
>If there was one thing the Apples had, it was pride of ownership.
>You followed her up to the front door, where she unlocked it with a key around her wrist, which seemed to be attached to a bracelet.
>You couldn’t tell what was on the rest.
>”Come on now, don’t be shy.”
>You stepped inside the Apple’s house, taking a moment to look behind you to mind the view.pic related
>>25986479
>dat song
F-Fuck you writefriend...
Bemp!
>>25986479
Is it just me or does it feel like the writing style changes a little bit every other post? Like as if two people were writing the story or something.
>>25988236
>>25988236
This desu senpai
>>25988236
I'm starting to think that his/their name might be a clue..
All according to plan.
Bumping for only good AJ green I've found.
>>25972801
This. Writefags work best with ideas, not laws. This isn't some math test where you have to find the one equation to match the teacher's parameters or you fail.
>>25981819
Gemini I need more of your cutesy green. It's some of the best I've read in a while no lie.
>>25989086
You think theyre writefag twins?
>>25990448
/mlp/ Green Solid: The Twin Fags.
Bumping for best hiatus green.
>>25975027
I-I need porn of this.
>>25975040
I don't know why, but that picture just cracks me up hard.
>>25991341
ZONE has done a Wakfu hentai flash. Just Google it.
Bamp
>>25992124
budamp
i hope this gets continued
Page 5 still alive
>>25986479
>you turn around and step fully inside the country home
>the power indeed has not been on for some time as it is chilly in the house
>and yet, there's still a warmth you can feel
>not of temperature, but a warm feeling that wraps around anyone who steps in
>the air inside is inviting; a fragrance of oak wood that beckons with an atmosphere of hospitality produced from hard work and tight-knitted family bonds
>a different scent caresses your nose
>you close your eyes and quietly sniff a few times to identify what it is
>somewhat fruity with sugar, but also a cooked smell, with a bit of bread as well
>open eyes and sniff again
>it's peach cobbler; the kind AJ's granny used to make when you used to come over
"Granny made a cobbler?"
>she shakes her head, but in pride
>"She sure did. After the power went out, she wanted to make us something to lift our spirits. Still don't know how, but she baked one in the wood stove and it tasted great."
>AJ turns her head away from you
>"HEY Y'ALL I'M HOME!" she hollers
>and old voice yells out from the kitchen, "Ah'm hearin' two folks talk, young'n! Who'd ya bring home?"
>"Anon's here to help me move my computer, Granny! We're goin' to his place in a minute!"
>Granny pops her head out from the kitchen, with a grin, "Well lookie here! Gimme jest a second; I'll be right out."
>AJ starts walking upstairs
>"Anon, I'll get everything disconnected and bring it down here."
"You need some help, AJ?"
>"Nah, I got it."
>>25993190
HES BACK!
thank you anon.you save the day
>>25993190
It's happening, again!
I promise nothing with this.
>>25969359
>You shrug. "Sure, you need help bringing your rig over?"
>Her face brightens immediately. "Aw, shucks, ya mean it? Sure I won't be any sort of bother?"
>"I wouldn't have offered if I wasn't sure. My folks are doing their annual holiday trip and my sister's went to her friend's place or some shit like-."
>"Anon! Language!" Applejack chides, looking shocked.
>You stare at her for a solid second, trying with all your might to ask 'are you serious?' with your face alone. Instead you opt to tease her sensibilities further. "Eh, fuck it." You turn your head dismissively of her shock just as she gasps.
>"You kiss your mom with that mouth?"
>"I haven't kissed any of my family since I was..." You rummage through you old mental documents folder.
>Searching...
>"I get it, Anon, you ain't done it in a long time." Applejack tries to cancel the operation
>4LeafOS.exe cannot comply with that command
>"Anon? Anon?" She tries waving her hand in front of your face. "You doin' one of those cartoon flashbacks? You know I can't see that, right?"
>File not found. Must have deleted that one.
>"Yeah, I don't remember." You finally answer. "So, what were we talking about? Oh, right, the rig. Yeah, you can bring your system over. What game are you playing anyway?"
>The redneck blushes in shame "Uhhh... Elder Scrolls Online."
>You raise an eyebrow but don't judge.
>"N-Now look here, I been lookin' at some videos and it don't seem so bad-"
">It's cool, it's combat's better than Skyrim, still not my cup of tea, not big on MMOs anyway. Just surprised surprised you would since you have Real Life friends."
>"Actually, Dash's is the one who got me into it." She explains, strangely making sense but not at the same time. "So bandwidth won't be an issue either, right?"
>"Nah, I won't be doing anything online. I'm gonna be working on my Fallout 4 mods."
>Applejack nearly slips on the icy sidewalk in shock. "Fallout 4? What are ya'll, some kind of faggot?"
>>25993190
>as AJ goes upstairs, you look around the place a little
>parts of the floor creaks as you walk on it; candles and oil lamps are set out to battle the darkness during the night
>but the light outside seeps in through the windows during the day time,
>the reflection from the snow creates a bright, angelic effect inside the old home
>the furniture inside hadn't changed since you were last over
>and for whatever reason, this is comforting
>it almost drives home a point saying, 'maybe things didn't change as much as you thought'
>Granny walks out of the kitchen, squinting with her old eyes to see you
>"How ya been, young feller?"
>she hugs you like you were her own grandson
"Pretty good Mrs. Smith."
>"You best be quittin' that 'Mrs. Smith' nonsense, young'n. I'm still Granny, even if it ain't by blood for ya."
>you chuckle a little
"Alright, Granny."
>"Stayin' for supper?"
"I'm afraid not; I'm just helping AJ move her computer to my place so she can play some games."
>"Well I tell ya, it's about time that gal started bringin' some boys home."
>you nervously wave your hand to dismiss her assumption
"Oh, uh.. no, it's.. it's nothing like that."
>even if that's exactly what you wished was going on
>she jokingly elbows your side
>"Well try yer best sonny. Grandkids don't just fall outta trees, ya know."
>you scratch the back of your neck, hoping this line of talk ends soon
"Uh.. yep. Right. They don't."
>>25993321
>"Coming from someone who plays MMOs." You point out in retort while still helping her fully regain her footing.
>"Right, right. suppose I shouldn't be so judging." She grins. "Outloud. So Piper your - What do you call it? Waifu or did'ja pick the robot gal? Wait! No, you had that crush on Dash so you had to have gone with Cait!"
>"You sound pretty knowledgable for someone who thinks Fallout 4 is for faggots."
>Now it's her turn to shrug and dismiss you. "Dash again. She actually plays it on X Box though." She began to snicker.
>You just roll your eyes. "Yeah, yeah, 'PC Masterrace', we know you're a closet /v/irgin, Jackie." She turned red and looked away, but didn't deny it. Not that she could lie to save her life.
>After a few moments, walking through the snow in silence you remember the original conversation. "Oh, so, yeah, you want me to get my car and help ferry your system over?"
>"Nah, my house is closer, so I'll just borrow Mac's truck and give us both a lift to your place."
>"Sounds like a plan. Now let's move, my butt is freezing. I can feel icicles building in my anus." You shift uncomfortably.
>"Well how come you didn't just drive your car to school?"
>"I might be a NEET but I try to get some exercise."
>"NEETs ain't supposed to be in school, anon."
>"NEET means whatever the hell you want these days just like otaku, tsundere, beta male, and cuckolding before it."
>>25993454
kek
i like this
>>25993454
Ask her how she felt about Unfinished Fulton Ruse V: Unemployed Jap edition.
>>25993494
>The rest of the hike to Applejack's home was unexceptional compared to the earlier conversations. "At least beside the part where an icicle six feet like grew out of my ass. It ripped the genuine leather of Big Mac's truck and commanded me to be Applejack's sex slave for a month. She was given an Icicle strap on to sodomize me with..."
>"He knows we can hear him?" Big Macintosh asked Applejack as he handed her the keys to his truck while observing you from the kitchen.
>He's just doin' his occasional narrator thing." the younger sister explained with a sigh. "I'm just glad Applebloom's over at Rarity's and Grannysmith is in the hospital."
>"I snap out of my delusional narrations at the mention of Mrs. Smith being hospitalized. What happened, is the old gal alright?" You ask, fearful for the woman who bribed your affections in childhood with those orgasmic apple pies.
>"Yeah, she's fine." Macintosh reassured you. "She's just complaining about not getting her medications again."
>"She picked'em up yesterday." the smaller blonde said with a small smile and a roll of her eyes. "Mac, can you help me load up my rig? I'll hold the lanterns."
>"Not until you admit I wasn't crazy buying those things." The older brother teased.
>"Alright, alright! It weren't crazy to buy a buncha 19th century country things." She crossed her arms under her breasts.
>You had to get in on this. "Well maybe with the money you spent on antiques you could have bought a backup generator."
>Big Macintosh huffed his chest, towering a good twelve inches over you. "You sayin' I'm an impulse buyer? I got those things at dirt cheap at a pawnshop. And I'll have you know I made sure my family's stocked on latern oil for when it hits the fan!" The large and burly teen began to rant
>Applejack gently guides you up to her room. "Looks like we're gonna be moving my rig ourselves. Thanks a lot."
>You smile to yourself. "But he's so passionate. And the fallout shelter is pretty damn cool."
>>25994136
>Unemployed Jap Edition
>>25994165
crap, gonna have to pause this here for now.
>>25994165
Mac's 6'10? Dang.
>>25971480
>building your own custom rig
>free ware and mods
>making your own mods
>not being stuck with low spec hardware and locked down software.
anon i thought like you when i was a poor fag but let me tell you from the perspective of someone that used both PC is superior in every way. the only ones that defend consoles are poor fags, little kids, and retards the cant into computer hardware.
>>25994455
Or people that like to play games rather than circlejerk about their platform(s)
This is coming from a guy with a PC, WiiU, and bought a PS4 for Eyes Of Heaven.
Ah, what the fuck...
>>25994165
>You had to take a moment to admire Applejack's rig best you could in the flickering light of the antique lanterns. She wasn't the most computer literate sort, but she built this PC by herself, picked the parts, paid for every cent of it, and her pride showed. She even read up with you and Sunny's help to build her own custom hardwood case with a window (Tempered glass, not acrylic)
>Unfortunately, it also meant the damn thing was a lot heavier than most PCs, making it a two man job even with Applejack.
>"Next time, we get you a normal case!" You grunted, your knees shaking. "Ugh, did your computer somehow get fatter?" You wondered outloud as the two of you took cautious, precarious steps down the stairs.
>"I installed a 1200w power supply." She huffed.
>"And this would be easier without your double dees on the damn thing." You grumble at the blonde who blushes and glares but shifts so her breasts are no longer resting on the already heavy load.
>"Anon, I swear if this was Mac's system-"
>"We wouldn't be able to move the damn thing because it was built in Soviet Russia." You cut her off when Applejack's lantern slipped from her hand and broke on the floor.
>All country manners were off as she let out a rapid series of "Shit!"s and began stomping out the building fire on the carpet. Leaving you carrying the load at an odd and precarious angle.
>"Shit." You whimpered as you tumbled down the last of the stairs, AJ's computer slamming hard into your chest.
>"ANON!" Applejack practically leapt to your side with Big Mac soon to follow.
>"Don't worry..." You wheeze through crushed lungs. "I got it." You smiled and showed the intact PC
>"I ain't worried about the damn deadwood, you dummy." Applejack said hoisting the PC off you in what you could assume was a burst of adrenaline.
>>25995253
>And nearly immediately dropped it before Big Mac caught her and the PC in one hand. "I'm mighty sorry, anon, shoulda helped the two of you with this in the first place."
>After a few deep breaths, you nod and are helped up by both siblings. "I'm good, I'm good..." Okay, your chest is probably going to be a little bruised, but you didn't hit your head, or break an arm, and all while trying to keep AJ's system safe! "Fire's out?" You asked glancing up to where the farm girl had dropped her lantern, not even embers.
>After a little bit of cleaning up and some help loading up the rest of AJ's PC, the two of you are chugging off in Big Mac's truck towards your home only a few blocks further away
>The car ride is spent in relative silence as AJ had only recently gotten her license and tended to focus heavily on driving. Nevermind this was her first time driving in the snow.
>Had to say, seems handywork was in the Appleblood, given AJ's computer and her brother's tweaks to the car. You could practically melt into these heated seats
>After a few close calls, the two of you made it to your apartment, and now without the need to carry a lightsource with you and the aid of an elevator, bringing up AJ's system is much easier.
>No sooner than it was hooked up than a loud growling come from the blonde's gut. "Hungry?" You asked.
>"Uhh... Yeah." She blushed. "Actually didn't manage to eat my lunch at school with all that happened today."
>You try to think about what was so eventful at school that would have kept her from her lunch-
>"Anon? Earth to Anon." Her hand was waving in front of your face. Sighing, she quickly said: "Pinkie pulled us into-"
>"Ah." you immediately after the mention of 'Pinkie'. "So, how about I order us pizza? On me."
>"Will it have apples on it?" She couldn't keep her face straight but your own expression of disgust was quicker. "Oh, god! you fell for that! The look on your face!"
>”Ya know, Aj’s always been a mighty strange with you around.”
>”No she isn’t!”
>You hear a muffled voice in the next room over.
>”Applebloom? Mind your place missy! come say hello to our guest.”
>You hear her rouse.
>You see a mass of blankets hunch in to your field of vision.
>She drops the blankets.
>A sickly Applebloom reveals her form.
“Howdy,.Applebloom.”
>”Hey, Anon.”
“Flu?”
>”Flu.”
>...
>”Well, it was great.”
>She picks up the blankets and drags herself back into the other room.
>At that moment, you hear AJ coming back downstairs.
>”wewy, this things gotten heavy.”
>Mid tower
>See-through interior,
>And an orange paint job with red vinyl decals.
>Just perfect for her.
“Nice rig, AJ, that sure is something.”
>She sets it down on the kitchen island. and dusts off her hands.
>With a prideful gesture, she rests her arm on the top of the tower.
>”Eeyyup, been buildin’ her up since freshman year.”
“Is..Is that an Orange? as in the guitar amps?”
>”Well, sorta. I just made it look like it. I sure do like them Orange amps for mah bass.”
>Of course she does.
“What are you packing in there?”
>”You’ll see, once we’in get power for this thing.”
>Awkward silence.
>Ahem
“Well, it was a pleasure seeing you again...Granny.”
>”Hold up there, deary, you ain’t gettin out of here that easy.”
>>25995665
Please continue.
>>25995691
lewd who is the artist
>>25995665
that looks like a full tower
>>25995968
yeah yeah, just enjoy.
>>25995981
I'm sorry m8 I'm anal retentive about the topic, and i am enjoying still aj a qt
>>25995665
Sweet
>>25993321
>Calling anon out for swearing
>Calling him a faggot
Pick one
>>25995442
Cool story bruh keep it up
>>25996802
It's called ironic humor, Anon.
>>25997525
It's not...
>>25995665
Gemini I'll literally suck your dick if you give me more green
>>25997648
Back from work; will start now.
I want tohold handswith Applejack.
>>25998200
The prodigal son returns
>>25972693
>>She seems to hesitate to look over you, you stand a few inches taller than her.
>tfw short as fuck
welp
>>25995665
"W-what did I do?"
>Granny puts on a half grin, "It's whatcha /didn't/ do."
>she turns to Applejack, "AJ, put that thing down."
>"Granny, I'm kinda in a rush-"
>"Applejack!"
>AJ puts her tower down; "Yes ma'am."
>Granny strolls into the kitchen for a moment, while you turn to AJ
"Any idea on what she's doing?"
>"Not a clue."
>the two of you awkwardly stand there, waiting to find out what Granny meant
>then Granny comes back with two plates of hot peach cobbler and hands them to you and AJ
>she turns the both of you around and lightly pushes you two towards the couch, then sits you down and says, "Nobody leaves the Apple home without havin' something to eat! Dig in you two!"
>you and Applejack say "Thanks Granny," at the same time on accident,
>Granny hears this, and immediately spawns a mischievous smile as she leaves back to the kitchen
>you and AJ look at each other, both surprised by the mistake
"How did that phrase go? Jinx you-"
>"Owe me a soda," AJ grins as she finishes it before you do
>"If we were in 3rd grade, I might hold you to it."
"But since we're not...?"
>"I reckon I'll forget about it."
>you both dig in
>as in, Applejack takes a medium sized bite and you practically stuff your mouth with the dessert
>your eyes open wide as the flavor hits you like a brick; if bricks were the best things you ever tasted
>with some food still in your mouth, you loudly say
"Holy Sh-!!"
>before you can finish, AJ uses cat-like reflexes to put her hand over your mouth
>with paranoid eyes, she shakes her head and points towards where Granny would be, indicating she could hear you
>the only question your brain asks is,"Should you lick her hand?"
>obviously not, but why is that even tempting??
>she slowly lets go of your mouth after a few seconds
>you nod your head, signalling your understanding and mouthing, "Sorry" to her
"Sugarplums..? This is really good!"
>AJ wipes the would-be-sweat off of her brow
>>25999111
Foul mouthed, dirty minded Anon does not deserve pure Applejack, despite what double trips have to say.
>>25999111
Fucking. Checked.
>>25999111
CHECKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>25999111
T-T-THOSE DIGITS
9/11 IN IT'S PUREST FORM
>>25999111
>>25999111
Witness
>>25999111
>Granny hollers out from the kitchen, "Glad to hear it! Have some more if'n ya want!"
>AJ hollers back, "Thanks Granny but we need to get goin' here soon."
>"Quit yer rushin' Applejack. Y'all got all the time in the world. Never goin' to enjoy anything in life if you're rushin' to everywhere."
>Granny pops her head out of the kitchen again, "AJ you still believe in cooties or somethin'? You're sittin' 20 miles away from Anon here and he's probably freezin' to death in this cold house!"
>you've never wanted AJ to be obedient this much in your entire life
>and yet, you didn't want her to feel awkward about it
>you tuck your hopes between your legs and say,
"I'm actually pretty warm; it's fine."
>"Nonsense. AJ, scoot your buns over."
>she scoots herself closer to you, but there's still a good few inches of space seperating
>and she doesn't look to irritated or weirded out like you thought she would have
>she looks more embarrassed
>"Sorry about Granny, Anon. She's normally not like this when I bring other folks over.."
"Oh, it's okay. My grandma is a little... set in her ways too."
>"Don't get me wrong, I love my Granny."
>she shakes her head
>"But sometimes she can irritate the tar outta me."
>she takes a few more bites of the cobbler
>"Though, I'm kinda gettin' cold myself.."
>she scoots a little closer again, this time only an inch away from your arm
>"Dang Anon, you /are/ warm!"
>she scoots again; now you are hip to hip, arm to arm sitting next to each other
>she looks at you
>"You don't mind, do ya?"
>with all of your mental might, you override everything in your body to remind yourself that this is totally platonic and even if it wasn't, here was not the place to find out
>and yet,
>yfw
"No, not at all."
>away from your vision, Granny's grin grows a bit wider
>she rubs her hands together and mumbles to herself,"Grandkids, here we come."
>>25999700
this fuckin granny she knows whats up
>>25999700
Wouldn't it be greatgrandkids?
>>25999774
Right; sorry.
>>25999700
>she rubs her hands together and mumbles to herself
God damn it Granny!
>>25999700
But it turns outAnon's sterile/AJ's barren.
>>25999700
Why is Granny so fixated to getting great-grandkids?
>>26000000
Writeget
AJ for best human.
>>26000005
Nice try. There's always 27mil.
>>26000005
interesting
>>25999962
Not sure about Granny, but my grandma is very vocal about wanting to see her great-grandkids before she kicks the bucket.
>>25999700
Grannies are great.
>tfw both my grannies are dead
>>25993321
>"Anon? Anon?" She tries waving her hand in front of your face. "You doin' one of those cartoon flashbacks? You know I can't see that, right?"
You brilliant bastard, that's a Scrubs reference, innit?
>>25994661
I've literally got almost every console ever made. My PCs have always gotten more mileage, and the N64 is a very distant 2nd place.
>>26000965
Phineas and Ferb, actually.
>>25993321
>After placing the order for the pizza, the two of you immediately went to setting up Applejack's system and logging her into your network internet access.
>Or... would have
>"Shoot! Why ain't this thing working?" Applejack asked, feeling frightened. "I knew I shouldn't have bought one of those consarn refurbishments."
>You had another theory... "Hang back, Applejack. Let old Anon take a whack." You rhymed and set to work, first opening up the case, fearful your earlier spill had negatively effected the system afterall.
>After checking the connections and finding everything in order, you take a more extreme approach and crack open the power supply itself, taking the thing into you and your dad's "workshop"
>Bingo.
>"How bad's it look, anon?" Applejack's voice quivered. You just smiled reassuringly to her.
>"I can have this touched up in five minutes, tops. Make yourself at home." You invite her, she sighed with relief while you set to work your own brand of magic. (which had the benefit of NOT turning you into some weird monster!)
>Sort of.
>Within only three minutes, you finish your work and run a few tests by plugging it into one of the half-built systems in the workshop.
>All green.
>"Hey, AJ! Job's finished!" You call with cheer in your voice only to find the redneck fast asleep on your couch. "Cold knocks you out too, huh?" You smile and drape a blanket over her. "If you sleep through pizza though, it'll be your own damn fault." You say tilting her hat so it could cover hey eyes from the harsh LED clusters.
>>25999700
>Packing her PC off in a travel case, You two say your goodbyes.
>With more than necessary enthusiasm on Granny’s part.
>AJ insists on carrying her PC out to your car herself.
>You open the door for her at least
>And the passenger car door.
>With no Crew Cabin in your truck, she sets the box on the floorboard on your truck.
“Got everything?”
>She looks off into nothing and taps on her chin.
>”Ooo, be right back.”
>You turn the car on, set the heaters to max, and tune the radio.
>Nothing good on.
>She comes back and hopes in your car with a matching keyboard and mouse,
>“Can’t rightly play without these, can I? heh.”
“I’d let you borrow mine, if you asked nicely.”
>You say, as you shift into gear.
>In a playful retort, she replies. “Shame on you, Anon, thinking so low of me. Now when have I ever /not/ asked nicely?”
>Oh boy, she’s in for it.
“Hmm, let’s see. There was the time you roughed up your cousin Apple Fritter for taking your stetson.
>She laughs
>”Whoa, there, Anon. That don’t count and you know it. Fritter took mah hat with out asking for permission. She didn’t get mah “Canterlot Courtesy.”
“Well I’m sure I can think of something else…”
>”Don’t go strainin’ yourself over it. I keep a mighty clean record.”
>Mind the bump in the road before responding wryly.
“Now, AppleJack. I might question your methods, but your integrity? that’s a sin I don’t think I could ever repent enough for.”
>”Heh, yeah. Maybe.”
>>26001724
>Mind a few more bumps, glow more slowly coming down the hill than going up.
>You get out of the rough patches and onto the main road, about a minute from your place now.
>”To be honest, Anon I’ve kinda forgotten this.”
“Forgotten what?”
>”I hadn’t really thought about it until now, but it sure has been awhile since you’ve been to my place.”
“Six years.”
>You mumble that under your breath.
“Yeah, I guess it has been a long time.”
>You feign surprise.
>She probably sees right through it.
>”So...What have you been up to this whole time?”
“Same things I’ve always been up to.”
>”Bein’?”
“Oh, stuff I did since we were kids sometimes, throw rocks in the creek, do a little hunting, fishing, play video games of course.”
>”That all?”
“Well, no..I guess. I just haven’t been doing anything all that exciting is all. I got into woodshop at school, and did the AV club for a semester.”
>”What about any friends? I’d sure like to see who you’ve been spending all your time with.”
>Friends
>What friends?
>Lying doesn’t work on AJ. You can bend the truth and omit certain things, but she can read the lies straight off your teeth at a 100 yards.
“I uh... I don’t spend a lot of time with friends. School keeps me busy and all.”
>”Oh now, you ain’t keeping secrets friends from me now, are ya?”
“Noooope. It’s the honest truth.”
>>26001730
>You pull into the drive of your cottage, and continue on.
>The tree canopy above you darkening the road.
>AJ seems a little dejected at your attitude.
>”Well, Anon, you know what Granny says..”
>Here we go.
>”You’ll wait a long time with your mouth open before a roasted chicken flies in.”
>You laugh at her countryism.
“I swear AJ, those get more and more ridiculous every time I hear ‘em.”
>”I didn’t say it to make ya’ laugh, Anon.”
>Though her words seem a little more serious, her tone remains playful.
>”Come on, now…”
“All right, All right, I’ll get out more.”
>”That’s more like it. I promise, the world is a lot more fun with friends to share in it.”
“Yeah...I know. Granny told me that too.”
>>26001744
I need more of this comfy story.
>>25999700
>AJ you still believe in cooties or somethin
COOT infections are no joke, anon.
B-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rump
This story makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>>25974873
Them fucking hips tho, damn.
>>26003289
Seriously. Evangeline is quite the delicious piece.
>>26001744
Please continue.
>>25999470
It's 9/11 times 100.
>>25969359
>>25972693
>>25972713
>>25973264
>>25973993
>>25974387
>>25975121
>>25980376
>>25981819
>>25983942
>>25986479
>>25993190
>>25993394
>>25995665
>>25999111
>>25999700
>>26001724
>>26001730
>>26001744
Don't let Gemini's effort go to waste!!
Please don't go!
>>26004561
Damn anon, that's really cool.
bamp
Bump for glorious green
>>25969359
Keeping this thread alive for Gemini!!
Bump bump bump
bamp
>Clear!
>defibrillator sounds
>>26006455
God damn she is adorable in this pic
>>25972953
You. I like You.
>>26001744
I need more of this!
For Sir/Madame Gemini!!
>>26004078
still waiting for more
>>26007659
You good sir deserve a medal!
>>26007630
Gotta stay alive!
Stay alive!!
>>26007659
Will post pastebin when done with story, thanks for snagging the pictures m8.
>>26001744
Do you have friends, anons?
Bump, for comfy story
>>26001744
>You sigh
>”Is there somethin’ wrong, Anon?
>There was, but you didn’t want to bring Applejack.
>Girls don’t like downers
“Nah, just glad to be home.”
>Despite the weather, the shrubbery around your cottage was overgrown and unkempt.
>You kept it this way because of a combination of laziness, and the perceived coziness it brought you, especially with snow covering the cottage grounds.
>Your cottage, though antique in nature, had been modernized with several amenities to fit your sedentary lifestyle. It included, of course, electricity, which seemed to be working, given the warm, yellow light the resinated from the windows.
>Thankfully, you also had modern insulation.
>The heat from the wood fireplaces kept you all the more cozy inside.
>You think to yourself, AJ might be a rough and tumble lady, but no one can deny that level of comfy.
>”This place never did suit you, Anon.”
“Well, I never care much for the outside of it.
>AJ looks rather chilly, carrying her PC all herself.
“Well, don’t just standing there, miring. Come on in.”
>” ‘thought you;d never say so.”
“Well, don’t just standing there, miring. Come on in.”
stand there.
>There was, but you didn’t want to bring Applejack.
bring down
>>26008416
>>There was, but you didn’t want to bring Applejack.
wot
7 bump
Bumping before it is too late!
Safety bump
Please don't go!
Bumps for Gemini!
>>26002186
>female maladies
>mfw
>>26008416
>as the both of you enter, the nightmare you forgot about earlier was presented right in front of you
>your place wasn't exactly clean..
"Sorry about the mess.."
>she takes a look around
>"Well at least it ain't no pigsty,"
>a frigid wind comes in through the still-open door and whips the both of your backs
>AJ shivers, "Can ya close that door?"
>internally facepalming
"Yeah yeah, you got it."
>you close the door and she sets her tower case down, very gently and carefully
>a few moments of pause goes by as Applejack soaks in her new surroundings
>"Dang, it's been a few blue moons since I've been here."
"Yeah.. it has.." you quietly say
>"Huh, I guess so," she says as she sheds off of her heavy jacket
>"At least it's nice 'n warm in here!"
>she picks her dearly beloved again and just looks at you for a second, waiting
"Oh, right," leading her to your room
"You can just put your tower beside mine and move my stuff out of the way."
>you open your door, and turn on the light
>to your relief it doesn't look like a disaster area inside
"Take off your shoes, AJ. This is holy ground."
>she just looks at you weird
>"Hwut?"
"Uhhh, never mind. It was a joke.."
>she sets the PC next to yours and among the many things that stayed the same, she walks over to one poster still on your wall
>pic related
>"You still got this one, huh? I remember you used to hog the controller for this one and say that it was the best game ever made."
"Heh, 'was'..."
>"Don't matter though, still kicked yer butt in that racin' version of this game."
>you nod your head with a grin, looking at the floor to hide your faux shame
"Mario Kart 64. I still don't know how you were so good at that."
>she walks back and nudges your arm
>"Maybe because I'm just better at video games? Whatcha think about that??"
>>26011367
Forgot to add my name.
>>26011367
>>26011380
Welcome back Gemini.
>>26011367
Why is the guy always the loser in these romantic stories?
>>26011523
I know right? All the time.
Goodnight bump.
Bumparu
>>26011380
I know I'm supposed to lurk moar before posting, but just gotta say this is on point
bumps for more green
>>25991341
>>25975027
holy shit, am i the only one that is getting a boner by just looking at the perfection of her hands, i mean I've never seen such beautiful hands
But anon... Hooves....
>>26012771
Normally I'm a >no hooves guy, but this greentext is too damn good for me to care.
Hell I don't even usually read greentext and I'm pretty hooked
>>25999774
It's all a ruse
>>26012706
The lesbian girl in Dofus is way better than Evangeline
>>26013391
>ywn be able to use a gender-changing spell on yourself for a lesbian threesome with them
why living?
>>25971417
PC gaming and cozy couch co-op don't mix very well. Do what all the cool kids do and buy both.
>>25981381
Don't know if your still around but it's also on the official map.
>>26011523
Because the men who watch these stories are likely to also be losers and find it relatable. As for the women, they enjoy the powerful feeling they get from NOT being the loser, as the likely are one themselves.
>>26013472
Gaben is determined to prove you wrong.
Bump for comfiest green thread
>>25997525
Yeah the timing doesn't lend to this idea.
I want celestia to pee on my leg.
Bumping while at work
>>26017108
this artist makes great porn
>>26017108
so cute!
>>26013719
Actually, I think it has more to do with who the main character is. When it's a woman, the man is Mr. Perfect and she drops the spaghetti. I assume it's the writer's wish to "trade up" and have someone better than themselves love them instead of settling for one in their league.
U
>waiting for Gemini update
Bumping for more green
>>26019452
Here ya go
bumperoni
>>26011380
Hey Gemini, I like your writing style. You got a pastebin?
>>26017108
>"Something about this animation... so familiar..."
https://youtu.be/VoOW1Vvl2oU
Oh
>>26020219
This is so gay
How can you explain to anyone who sees it on your screen?
>>26020000
Will be posted at the end of the story.
>>26011367
“I think we’re doing a lot of talking and not a lot of playing.”
>”hmm.”
>She crosses her arms.
“If you think you’re so much better than me, why don’t you...prove it?”
>She pulls off her gloves and unzips her coat, revealing her checkered flannel shirt underneath.
>She tosses her coat across the foyer, landing on a coat rack.
>AJ closes some distance between you, placing a finger on your chest.
>The situation becoming increasingly uneasy for you.
>“I thought you’d never challenge me...You. Are. On.”
>She pulls back, crossing her arms again.
>”So then, what’s the game?”
“I’m the home team, away team always chooses first.”
>You say, now you crossing your arms.
>She squints her eyes.
>”uhuh…”
>You raise an eyebrow.
>”Nintendo...64...Mario Kart.”
“It’s still hooked up to the TV, living room.
>She spins around and starts walking into your living room.
>Sashaying her ass.
>oh fuck
>That apple butt.
>She’s not doing that on purpose, right?
>No…
>You’re just pent up is all.
>sigh
>You’ll have to really be on your guard if you want her.
>The Applejack is a tough girl on the outside, but she never liked being used.
>You’re now realizing what that meant for you and her.
>As much as you’d like for things to suddenly be, surely it can’t be that easy with her.
>The slow horse will win this race, Anon.
>>26020359
Aww yis
>>25995691
>You never smack or hot dog those Apple buns.
>You will never hear her sweet southern drawl reduce to nothing, but lewd moans.
>>26020274
I don't have to explain a thing to a soul. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. All that matters is what I knowcocks are amazing
>>26020419
Im with you on
>ain't gonna explain shit
But odds are if someone sees it he will interrogate you about this
And sur you can stay silent but im not sure that you would be
>>26020359
>It’s that kind of thinking that will fuck this whole thing up.
>Just play some damn Mario with her, and enjoy the company, is that so hard? Are you that desperate?
>...
>Yeah, you are.
>Well, better you realize this now than later.
>”You comin’ Anon?
>You hear AJ yell from the other room.
“Eeyup.”
>You spot her bent over a chest that contains your N64 cartridges
>Her butt raised high
[Internally screaming]
>”Where is that darned thing, Anon?”
“It’s...probably at the bottom.’
>She bends over further
[sweating]
“Haha, is it getting hot in here?”
>”Now that you mentioned it, Ah am feeling a little warm.”
“Well I’ll just cut the fire then…”
>You scurry over to the nearest fireplace to move some logs.
>”got it!”
>She pulls out the cartridge and dusts it off.
>”Don’t you worry about the heat, Anon, ah can just take my shirt off.”
>You stop in your tracks
>Turning to look at her.
>Oh…
>Nevermind, she just took off her flannel, leaving but a single black, cotton V-neck undershirt.
>It’s tight on her, and you can see her bra trace its outlines underneath.
>This ain’t right
>No please.
>Why can’t you just play your damned vidya.
>>26020826
She is doing this on purpose.Will there be any hotdogging?
>>26020826
Alright, I get Anon is infatuated and all, but it's getting hard to read with all the cringing I'm doing.
>>26020865Are you cringing because the situation is cringe-worthy, or because it's lazy writing? because it feels like it's my lazy writing.
>>26020826
this is what we call girls using their body to cheat at gamesSTAY FOCUSED Anon ONLY WINNERS GET APPULBUTT
>>26020884
I think it's the "I'm so turned on" internal thoughts.
>>26020865
Well well well, seems we have some neeeiiighsayers in the audience
>>26020941
Sorry about that. In hindsight it seems lazy, but I just did it because I've seen it in other Greentext stories.
>>26020963
ha
>>26020941
If i had to draw up a criticism it would be that, for as cozy and nice as the atmosphere Gemini has going on, Anon's strings of thought are almost purely pubescent and sexual. That's fair in moderation, but Apple is also a sweet lady who warrants romancing. Not fingerbanging and then admittance of emotion afterward. This is a nicer story. An elevation of reality in which we can have our fuzzy romcom. Which may or may not end in Anon unleashing his liquid youth upon her.
No troubles, Gem. Go at your pace and do what you like. It's your story, we're just here to enjoy it.
