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>oh hi anon
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>>25967165
YOU BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME, BITCH!?
PASS THAT GODDAMN NEEDLE
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>>25967165
Can I fuck you after you got high?
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>>25967183

you don't have to ask
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>>25967165
I want to shoot heroine with EqG Fluttershy.
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>>25967165
"So uh... want to make a quick $10?"
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I want to take heroine by injecting it into the inside of my dick.
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>>25967235
Via another dick?
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>>25967268
now we're talking
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>>25967165
Cadance does it better
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>>25967235
I'm sure that some heroine addicts have done this after they've collapsed most of their over veins. The vein the runs along the top of the dick is a good one, and easy to get if erect.
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>>25967165
enjoy your HIV
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>>25967165
Don't worry fluttershy I'll be your heroin this story
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>>25967165
Hi Fluttershy, I guess you know why I'm here. Please hand me your natty card.
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hey fluttershy, i'm just here to get some hash.
want me to drive you home once your done?
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>>25968520
We shall never be free of his evil.
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>>25967165
bump
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>>25967165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK4DeMYtumc
>Tucking your hands under the small yellow form below, a short inhale and you lift the girl up and into your arms
>She goes limp in your arms, as the heroine carries her to ecstasy
>Looking at her like this
>Her closed eyes, that content smile, the slow rhythmic beat of her heart
>She looked so peaceful
>So pure
>Memories of before come to mind, but you quickly shove them into a mental closet
>Now was the time for change, not remembrance
>It had been three weeks since she picked up this habit
>And in three weeks you had seen her transform from the shy Canterlot schoolgirl you loved
>To this husk of a human
>Her once vibrant hair had lost its majestic color
>Her face had lost that layer of healthy fat, and had been replaced with gaunt features
>Thinking of her face, you remember her striking pale blue eyes that had haunted your dreams ever since she'd picked up this habit
>Taking care you gently position her mistreated body in your car
>Draping her in a spare quilt and resting her head on a pillow
>You take one last look at her before breathing a deep sigh and shutting the door
>You knew by now that trying to break her addiction was impossible
>By now it was a mental addiction as much as it was a physical one
>So you had to tackle the problem at the source
>Walking around the back of your vehicle and popping the trunk, a steady smile grew on your face
>It was payback time
Will continue if you fags want me too
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>>25971721
Go on
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>>25971721
Please do.
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>>25971721
Don't know what I'm even doing in this thread, but do proceed.
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>>25971721
...I have no idea where you're going with this, but keep going.
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>>25967165
why are you doing this
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>>25971721
Oh boy we're getting real
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>>25971721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5snZTfoEA
>Retrieving a your battle-gear from the boot you begin your death march
>With every step you find yourself regretting this idea more and more
>But a seemingly unnatural force propels you forward
>Down a dark alleyway round a corner and you find yourself face to face with Canterlot's only drug den
>Hidden in the bowels of the city and protected by an army of criminals and gangsters
>You steadily approach the wooden door that seemingly lead to a different world
>Slowly, steadily you raise your hand and knock the door
>A gruff looking man opens the door halfway staring at you through the creak
>"Who are you ?"
"I am anonymous"
>"And why have you come here"
"Retribution"
>The mans eyes widen and he rushes to slam the door on you
>But he was too slow and the shotgun was quicker
>The door explodes open as slug shot sends the mans intestines across the floor
>You feel bile rise in your throat as you look at the man
>The man you had just murdered in cold blood
>Short, shallow breathes threaten to steal your typically cool demeanor
>"You sick motherfucker !"
>You peel your eyes of the man just in time to see someone rushing the door, pistol in hand
>You bore into his eyes hoping to communicate the certain death that he is facing
>You want him to throw down his gun and renounce his evil ways
>But he doesn't and his finger goes for the trigger
>Too bad, you were quicker
>Stepping over the second man you'd killed today, you finally have time to survey the room surrounding you
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>>25972126
Bad. Sorry anon.
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>>25972126
This was unexpected.

....keep going.
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>>25972126
>Being a beta white knight
>Writting stories of your waifu on how you imagine would save her irl

My god I could go on...
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>>25972838
>>25972458
I realized as I was writing it, so I killed it
>>25972470
Sorry anon
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Got bored, decided to hop in.

>>25971721
>You drive down the block.
>He shouldn't be too far away.
>Ever since last week, you've been watching the place that Fluttershy gets her kick from.
>You stop by an alleyway, waiting for the usual to arrive.
>Just like that, a man with a gray hoodie and scuffed jeans hangs in the back.
>You look over your shoulder, watching Fluttershy squirm around.
>It looked like she was enjoying whatever she feels, but it's taking a number on her health.
>You'll deal with her later. This guy is your problem.
>You get out of the car and enter the alley.
>The man stops leaning from the wall and approaches you.
>"What do you want?"
>You can't recognize who it is, but the voice is familiar.
"You got any of the good stuff, heroin?"
>"Yeah, but who invited you?"
>You don't like this, you really don't.
>It's not like you have any other choice.
"A friend named Fluttershy. I thought about joining her along the trip."
>"Oh, yeah. Nice girl. Can you go for it?"
>You pull out on what it looks like is a stack of tens, but it's really one ten and a bunch of ones behind it.
>"Coming right up."
>As you're about to give him the money, you sidekick him on the leg, causing him to fling the bag over as he falls.
>"Hey!"
>Before he could realize on what you're doing, you throw a right hook, causing him to collapse on the ground.
>You scoop the bag from the ground and hop in the car.
>He starts to get up, wielding a familiar black shaped object.
>"I'll get you!"
>You take off as he fires at what sounds like three shots.
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>>25972838
Cont. Because I cant handle how bad this is.

>Edgelord maximum
>Think you are all cool and suave how you would save your waifu from her own drug addiction


Someone please fix this thread.
We need a drug dealer anon story or something.
No white knight, mary sue, self insert, wish fulfilment shit.
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>>25972932
For fucking real
>Straightedge faggot anon thinking he can take down a drug dealer

This shit is cringus maximus
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>>25967165
>you take the needle away and threw it on the ground
>you stomp on it
"Again, Fluttershy? I though you said you were done with this?"
>she looks down
"I tried. I really did but I just came back. I had to sell some of my animals to get that..."
>her lip quivers
"Oh my poor Angel. I'm sorry!"
>she starts crying
>this habit has gotten worse for her
>you really regret bringing her to that party
>maybe she would've lived happily if she never did..
>dammit.
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>>25973093
I didn't even bother reading it but if we're talking about a normal dealer like around where I live they're a dime a dozen on the other hand if we're talking about some Tony Montana type drug lord well you'll end up dead just coming into contact

>>25974710
I'm enjoying this one so far
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>>25972932
>>25973093
Did you brain dead faggots forget what bored you're on? Write it yourself if you want it that bad.
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>>25967855
One guy in our area made news about trying that.

His dick rotted off.
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>>25972932
There was writefag who had a past in drug dealing, he wrote for the homeless principal celestia thread big long ago. If you're approaching it from that angle, just make Anon an asshole who only cares about money and himself. Real drug dealers aren't like your weedman.
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>>25967165
>help her get clean
>instead make her addicted to dick
>your dick
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>>25975409
MUH DICK
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>>25975409
MUH DICK
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