Sup /mlp/! My friends are saying that being on this board makes me gay. In the comments I ask you politely to explain these fuckers that they are absolutely wrong!
>>25965369
>not liking horsecock
your friends fucking suck fąm
>>25965369
Dunno, horses are cute. If your friends also brag about driving a manual transmission than just say "I know why you like manual, you like holding a penis shaped object and you love rubbing knobs"
>>25965381
Yeah - they don't understand anything from the internet culture, but still - nice answer.
>>25965369
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay
1. jovial or happy, good-spirited
2. a homosexual male or female
3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their "masculinity"
1. "We'll have a gay old time."
2. "You DO know he's gay. Notice his homoerotic pornography collection."
3. "Man, these seats are gay. I can't even see what's going on!"
There's a lot of different types of gay
which one are you?
stay here long enough and you'll turn gay
>>25965394
>internet culture
Normies, get out etc.
How can you be gay for craving the horse pussy?
>>25965369
>in the comments
This isn't derpibooru, are you new?
>>25965496
Of course he's new, he actually has friends.
>>25965369
>"Friends" who are not able to deal with your interests
Clearly those people are not your true friends, OP. I suggest you be careful not to get backstabbed when you least expect it.
>>25965496
>>25965498
I come from /b/. Also I am using 4chan for 5 months now... Basically I am new to /mlp/
>>25965381
>horses are cute
He's not wrong.
>>25965530
>5months
Lurk more.
>>25965484
I meant the damn 4chan culture. I am not a normie fag... Normal people dont go to 4chan
>>25965530
>came from /b/
>5 months
Lurk more faggot. It's shit but we at least try to keep it a clean shit.
>>25965556
>mfw
I like female futa horsedick and real male horse horsedick
I don't like human dick and male cartoon dick
I'm not gay
>>25965567
>I like dicks
>I'm not gay tho
Yeah, sure you aren't.
>>25965500
True friends stab you in the front
>>25965369
they are right. being on this board will make you hungry for horsecocks sooner or later. that's unavoidable
but you know what? it's really nothing bad after all
>>25965556
What have I done, fag? I just asked you to explain to my so called "friends" why lurking horses is not gay! They said that everyone from /mlp/ is a freak faggot.
>>25965545
>"p-please you guys! I'm different too, accept me,,!"
Stop being underage, lurk moar, or get out
>>25965478
the OP kind
>>25965530
Nigga first off you said it yourself. You're new to the board and that means you need to lurk moar.
Secondly this ain't just /b/ with horses, we got rules that we follow when it suits us. This is like the entirety of 4chan from /a/ waifu threads and /co/ show discussion and everything else all loosely connected by horses. I'm not saying we don't have shitpost thread too, hell it's Hiatus.
>>25965659
Did you just seriously make that thread to spite OP?
10/10 keep posting cute homo horses pham
>>25965369
Now if you wanted /b/ with poni porn
I dare you>>>/trash/
>>25965779
op of that thread here
not him
made it cause i'm hella gay, but it's pretty funny how op is in denial of his sexuality
>>25965369
Forget those fuckers, we're your only friends now.
>>25965791
>>25965587
I was hungry for horsedick BEFORE I ever got here, all those years ago.
Fucking casuals.
I once spent an hour trying to find an online dealer for horse cum after hearing a bar somewhere sells shots of it.
>>25965963
w-what
e-explain
both please
>>25965567
>i suck my girlfriend's dick
>>25965369
Sorry OP, your friends are right. Ur a faget.
>>25966658
Keep your OC batshit in your own general.
>>25965369
Being gay for horses doesn't mean you're gay for humans male. It means you're not really gay, only for horses.
You look oppressed, tell your friends they need to check their privilege.
>>25966794
I never understood that, but so many fucking people lable themselves as straight, ....
which is totally understandable so long as you ignore the fact that they let themselves get fucked by their dog and what not
>>25965369
Dude, fuck off, go play with your presents or loiter outside hot topic or some shit.
>>25966834
You're just a fucking intolerant bigot faglord.
Everypony wants you to kill yourself, faggot.
>>25966860
>Everypony
>>25965369
No ,it's probably not making you gay. But it's a very high chance that /mlp/ is making you an antisocial semi-zoophile.
>>25966568
Look it up, some bar I forget where has shots of horse cum. They actually have a whole cup. One is apple infused and is apparently good. As for the dispenser... all I could find is expensive cum from valued studs for the purpose of breeding.
>tfw no generic horse cum to drink
Oh, and in my search I found a thread on a body building forum about using horse cum to make gains. /fit/ will suck horse cock for gains.
>>25967013
Well, drinking semen sure is more healthy than drinking coke
Just show them the porn.
>>25966860
hehe
idiot
>>25965369
Tell them that if they don't want a horse vagina with large labias, clits the size of eyeballs, full muscle control and powerful orgasms, they might be the gay ones.
