>"I came back to Earth with you, Anon."
>>25958637
"Well then, prepare to be disappointed."
>>25958637
Why?
Okay then.
Don't touch my peetzer.
>>25958637
>>25958637
and then cadance was government experiment
>>25958826
HERE IN THE U-S OF A, WE GON' SLICE YOU UP LIKE A PEETZER!NOW LEMME HEAR YA SQUEAL FOR ME
>>25958826
>Yfw she's the weakest Alicorn, so she can't defend herself when the FBI comes for the "Strange pinkish colored horse with wings."
All because she can't dance.
All we need now is some shitty, edgy green about how Cadence gets depressed and kills herself because the real world has no love and harmony
>>25958839
Deliverance delivered in 20 minutes or less
>>25958902
ayy lmao
>>25958902
kek
>>25958861
>not living in a fortified compound with enough guns, ammo, food, and water to last for several months
>>25958637
>"Oh Anonymous, you're back! Honey, we missed you so mu-, WHAT THE EVERLOVING HOLY FUCK?!"
>'Yeah, hi mom. Uh, this is Princess Condense. She like..fuckin' came back with me an' shit...so..there's that now.'
>'It's a pleasure, Mrs. Anonymo-..are you guys making a peetzer?'
>>25958952
>>25958839
>>25958801
What in Equestria is a peetzer
>>25959020
>>25959020
Southern for pizza
>Condensia will never make you a peetzer in the comfort of your own home
Why even live?
>>25959142
Will Candyass ever leave that wimp Shitty Armor and fuck me? I'm more man than that fuccboi
>>25959077
Disregard cadence, acquire pizza
I SHIT IN YOUR BED, ANON!
>>25959468
FUCK OFF BITCH, I'M WRITING A CYOA.
>>25959549
CLEAN MY SHIT OFF YOUR BED, ANON!
>>25959605
HOW ABOUT I PICK IT UP AND THROW IT IN YOUR FACE INSTEAD???
>>25959634
>>25959665
AND YOU........
YOU STAY IN THE TRASH CAN......
>>25959634
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, FAGGOT!
>>25959665
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOUR AUTISTIC ASS, YOU'D BETTER BE AS FUCKING FAR AWAY FROM HERE AS POSSIBLE BY THE TIME THIS ASSHOLE FINISHES CLEANING MY SHIT OFF HIS POWER RANGERS BEDSET
>>25959704
What did you say bitch?
>>25959750
>holding the gun in your right when your blind on your right
You aren't Snake.
>mfw someone carried on my caps lock response
>>25959704
CADENCE WHY IS THERE YELLING??
>>25959894teehee
>>25958637
>You notice one extra plushie in your room.
>You don't remember ordering it.
>She's real.
>>25960633
>You dont notice the extra plushie
>But your parents sure do
>All the shame of having a gay son beats down on them incredibly
>Wondering if you will ever give them grand children or just let your bloodline die
>>25958637
Oh great, guess who I just called
1-800-Majestic12
Prepare your anus pink whore
>>25959704
LISTEN HERE, YOU RETARDED FUCKING BITCHCUNT.
I AM GOING TO SKULLFUCK YOU THROUGH YOUR ANUS, RIP YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR GREASY VAG, THEN SHOVE IT BACK DOWN YOUR THROAT, WASHING IT DOWN WITH MY PISS.
>>25960633
>The Plush pretends to be a plush.
>Every now and then, when you're not paying attention, she finds its way into different parts of your house
>You even find it in your bathroom once while you were showering>There was also a time where she was found laying on your crotch, just above your morning wood.
