>"Anoooooonnnnn! Rainbow Dash is trying to rip my books up again!!!
You probably deserve it.
>>25951855
Well, then go find that poster of Spitfire she likes to rub herself to, and tear it to shreads in front of her. That'll teach her.
>>25951855
Shut up you whiny bitch
>>25951855
"Let me see."
>"See! See! She's burning them now!"
>You gaze as Dash throws the Fahrenheit 451 you let Twi borrow into a blaze
>The cruel irony of the situation makes you almost laugh
>After the fire is set out and sending Dash into the corner to read Ulysses, you give Twilight a brand new copy of not only Fahrenheit 451, but also a Brave New World
>>25951855
THAT'S IT. NOBODY MAKES FILLY TWILIGHT CRY, AND *FUCKING NOBODY* LAYS ONE MALICIOUS HOOF ON HER BOOKS.
KEEP THE LITTLE BLUE BRAT STILL. I'M GONNA NEED MY BIGGEST BELT FOR THIS ONE.
>>25951855
Well, kid, it sounds like your gonna have to take something from her. Grow a pair of wings and become a better cum dumpster for the Wonderbolts than her so they recruit you and not her. We'll see who has the last laugh when your covered in the fluids of Equestria's most elite flyers and she's sitting in a pile of torn up books.
>>25951855
Why don't you just use your magic to tear her wings off? Come on Twilight, you're a fucking unicorn for fuck's sake. Twilightjust do it
>>25951855
>Take Rainbow Dash's Daring Do doll and light on fire.
>>25951910
If only...
>>25951855
You little tattle tale piece of shit. I oughta slap you silly.
>>25951855
That's it!
Rainbow, you're grounded!
...No, I mean I'm disabling your magic. No flying for 2 days.
>>25951855
Bump
>>25952987
Fuck you, dude. I see you around in the wee hours bumping shit threads that need to fucking 404.
>>25951947
Louis?
>>25951855
as long as she doesnt touch the eldritch crap were fine twiggy.
>>25951855
You have magic, you little brat.
USE IT.
I don't give a damn about your books. You deal with that cunt on your own.
>>25951855
Dash, stop doing it this instant or I make Rarity dress you up in style and send pictures of it to all your friends!
>You wouldn't dare!
Try me.
>>25951855
Only the ones that are Jewish or Marxist propaganda, Fräulein.
>>25951855
>"Quit being a crybaby about it nerd, you can't just keep running to Anon to fix all your problems now quit being a little snitch and stand up to me for once."
>>25951855
For some reason, the first thing I thought of was an mlp version of muppet babies with Anon as Nanny.
>>25953407
Bitch.
>>25951912
>>25951855
Twilight, if you don't stop being a tattletale, I'm going to punch you in the clitoris.
>>25953407
let me come inside you rainbow
>>25951855
