> tfw you will never discuss your alien technology with twilight, celestial and luna.
> tfw twilight will never find your presentation sey enough to invite you back to her house.
> tfw you will never have awkward sex with purplesmart while talking about technology.
>>25948142
Stop making it harder for me. It's New Years eve, ffs
>>25948142
Is this a competition for shittiest threads of the year? Cause you're a contender.
>>25948142
>tfw I'll never share my love of the M1 Garand with the royals of Equestria
FUCK
>>25948920
Pretty edgy
>>25948142
>you will never have someone who will be loyal to you through the very end
>you will never have a pony that will courage you on to achieve what you might think be impossible
>you will never have her to pal around with participate in her mischievous endeavors
>you will never have someone open patches of cloud so it'll never rain on you to your destination
>>25949517
>implying I would even want Top Cunt for a gf
>>25949457
>he doesn't want to bring firearms to Equestria
Faggot
>>25949517
when biking/lifting I always imagine coach dashie shouting at me to push myself harderkeyword being imagine
>>25948920
My nigger