Old Snake in Equestria.
Can the ponies of Equestria teach this unloved, cynical, rapidly-aging clone the magic of friendship?
How the fuck is he gonna get his meds if he's in equestria
He'd probably die before they teach him anything at all
>>25945537
Nanomachines son.
Can love really bloom on the battlefield?
>>25945555
Quads confirm.
>>25945560
Love may not be able to bloom...but friendship sure as hell can!
>>25945560
Otacon was a fukken weenie.
also he had Stockholm.
I haven't played a Metal Gear game in a while, but I remember Solid being a radical badical dude who's cool with everyone who isn't an asshole. I think he'd fit in surprisingly well.
>>25945895
He also fucked his stepmom and sister
>>25945933
Solid Snake was cool, yeah.
but this is the rapidly-aging, gonna die in 1 year Old Snake...who's a bit more of an asshole than his "younger" self.
>>25945939
Well then again considering what his dad did to him...
>>25945933
His life was shit so he'd be in peace in Equestria.
>Huey in Equestria
>be huey
>magically wakes up in equestria one day
>wants to build bipedal weapons that ponies can use
>want to get close to the princess
>she already has a ton of resources for research and she can probably fund the project
"Twilight? Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?"
>look through the keyhole, seems like something that asshole Snake would do
>no not him
>I remember now
"Twilight, I never had much courage to date women where I was from..."
>I remember him
"But I want to ask you something..."
>I remember how he took my wife from me
"Twilight Sparkle will you marry me?"
>No Not again
"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
>No No No
>the door starts glowing and hits you, sending you flying into a pool
>mfw
>>25946022
Good. Huey deserves a hell of a lot more considering what he did
>>25946021
>Solid Snake finding peace in Equestria.
the guy deserves it.
So....who's better at CQC? Solid Snake or Applejack?
>>25946132
Big Boss
>>25946153
not one of the answers!
>>25946174
It is technically, considering that Snake is the clone of Big Boss
>>25946199
You have a point.
but he's still a different person.
>>25946132
AJ kicks hard but she's got no training.
>>25946132
>>25946266
But she's small, and snake hasn't ever fought tiny technicolor ponies. Plus she's right around either kneecap or crotch level so a good kick would seriously harm him
>>25946335
This is true. Solid Snake was trained to fight humans.
not knee-high horses.
