"What do y'all mean, you don't like NASCARRIAGE?"
>>25943725
"For the last time stop bringing that up, I didn't even want you in this series, Hasbro just forced me to."
>>25943725
well back home we had NASCAR which is 'bout same but much MUCH faster and with MUCH more hooch involved...also we turned to the LEFT like civil folk instead of the right like some kinda heathens
>>25943725
national association of stock carriage auto racing raping impregnation and general erotica?
its alright, but race-rape is just too weird a fetish for me
>>25943738
Who's that horse? I don't recognize her
OK I'm not gonna have this argument with you anymore. It just goes around and around with you.
>>25943725
THEY'RE MAKING A LEFT TURN
THEY'RE MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN
I WONDER WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT
>>25943766
A right turn?
>>25943755
>>25943725
We fight wars and have soldiers die over fields of fucking oil and backwater hick dipshits think wasting gasoline to drive around in circles is appropriate
>red neckscar
>AJ
AJ is country not redneck.
>>25944159
What's the difference? It's all part of America's asshole.
>>25944158
Well, at least it means they died for a reason, anon.
And a lot of hicks die and get horribly maimed in those races, or by doing back-country races in emulation, so it is win-win.
>>25943725
misscarriage?
>>25944140
Finally something interesting happens!
>>25944158
>Gas is literally $1.68
>Not using it to enjoy the little things in life
>>25944167
What does that make the north? It's dick? Because that would be very appropriate.
>>25944286
>thinking regular pump gas is the same as race gas
To be fair though, NASCAR does actually take skill. The cars have no driver aids at all, and are incredibly powerful.
>>25944286
I like you, Anon.
Maybe we can get together someday and start a civil war with our genitals.
>>25944301
l-lewd
>>25944286
>he thinks circle driving is enjoyable
try having more than a few brain cells to rub together, you might get a better past-time
>>25944301
Bring it.
>>25943725
F1 and Rallycross are real motor sports. Drag racing (going really fast in a straight line) and NASCAR (going really fast in a circle) are just shit-tier spoogefests for people who don't really know how to drive.
>>>/o/
>>25944433
>Rallycross
Tripdubs tell no lies; Rally is the filthy king of speed sports.
>>25944348
>nascar
I meant off-roading but whatever.
>>25944441
Too bad Rallycross is harder to get into as a weekend driver.
Track days are expensive and insurance usually won't cover damages when you spin off the track.
Autocross is truly where it's at if you want to see what your car can do and not break the bank.
>>25944433
Please, go jump in a top fuel dragster and try not to shit your pants on a sub-7 second 1/4 mile and then tell me it's not a sport. I'll wait.
>>25944348
>he thinks this is a circle
try having more than a few brain cells to rub together, you might learn some geometry
>>25943725
>NASCARRIAGE
A bunch of pregnant mares race around a track on wagons. Ponies go to it to see crashes and miscarriages
>>25944159
What's the difference?
