>"U- um, Anon?"
>"I don't mean to be a bother, but, um..."
>"Could you please put on some clothes? You're scaring the animals."
>>25929913
"Flutterbutt, the animals seem fine. Why're you staring at my dong?"
>>25929918
>>25929913
Well, I would, if you hadn't decided to give me a pet skunk.
You have any idea how long it takes to get the smell out of those clothes?
>>25929913
That's kind of the point of asserting dominance, Flutters.
"The only thing I need to cover my dick is your ass"
>>25929913
these ARE clothes, fluttershy. did you think this was my skin or fur?
>>25929913
WELL FOR FUCKS SAKE YELLOWSHY HALF OF THE TOWN THINKS I SHOULD GO AU NATURAL SINCE LITERALLY EVERY PONY HERE IS FUCKING NAKED, WHILE THE OTHER HALF SAYS I -SHOULD- KEEP MY CLOTHES ON BECAUSE THEY KNOW I FEEL AWKWARD TRYING TO BE JUST LIKE THEM.
BUT OH NOOOOOO SUDDENLY YOUR LITTLE ANIMAL FRIENDS THINK ITS STRANGE TO SEE ME, A FELLOW ANIMAL, IN THE NUDE.
THEY.
ARE.
ALREADY.
NAKED!
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE MORE COMFORTABLE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER PONIES HERE, SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP BEFORE I POWERSLAM IT INTO THE BACK OF YOUR FUCKING THROAT.
>>25930143
>Anon walks away, content with himself.
>Fluttershy notices the piece of toilet paper sticking out of Anon's ass, fluttering in the breeze as he leaves.
>>25930221
>implying he left it there by accident
>implying he is not letting it wave proudly
>>25930143
Professional wrestler anon when?
Good because I'm gonna show them where the wild things are
>>25930346
This
>>25931999
Carlos...trips...
Welp...
>>25930346
>French flag
Anon please, don't do this
>>25929929
"Why aren't you answering my question?"
>>25931999
>>25931999
I have no words for this post, period
>>25929913
Fluttershy, I'm just gonna tell you this once.
I'm gonna run away into the forest and I'm never coming back. When I do back, I will be the Knife Master.
>>25934299
>Better drink my own piss
>>25931999
>>25931999
GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING LAUGHED, YOU TRAITOR!
>>25931999
http://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>25929913
Yeah, my monumental penis intimidates people. And animals too, apparently.
>>25935568
Princess Carlostia: 'So going from one regime to another - Empire to First Order - you're aTrader, amirite?!
...oh, and in my betht Bigguth Dickuth acthent, a quethtion: Yourth truly or Puntheth Luna: WhichSith-ter do you prether?'
>>25931999
>>25936458
>another horse edit of this shit
>>25931999
Puncess Luna (in McLaren Mercedes SLR): 'Sucks having your car stolen, ehCarless?'
>>25936654
Puncess Luna: 'So now that thePunhas been Doubled, you're going Obarmyabout it?'
