>"Did you read that passage of the Bible I told you to, Anon?"
>>25928836
The one about Nyx?
>>25928836
Since when do you tell me to do anything, woman?
>>25928836
For the fiftieth goddamn time, Sunset, no, I did not read the fucking passage you told me to.
I don't even go to church, for fuck's sake.
>>25928836
>For thus says the LORD: Sing aloud with gladness for Jacob, and raise shouts for the chief of the nations; proclaim, give praise, and say, "Save, O LORD, your people, the remnant of Israel."
>See, I am going to bring them from the land of the north, and gather them from the farthest parts of the earth, among them the blind and the lame, those with child and those in labor, together; a great company, they shall return here.
>With weeping they shall come, and with consolations I will lead them back, I will let them walk by brooks of water, in a straight path in which they shall not stumble; for I have become a father to Israel, and Ephraim is my firstborn.
>Hear the word of the LORD, O nations, and declare it in the coastlands far away; say, "He who scattered Israel will gather him, and will keep him as a shepherd a flock."
>For the LORD has ransomed Jacob, and has redeemed him from hands too strong for him.
They shall come and sing aloud on the height of Zion, and they shall be radiant over the goodness of the LORD, over the grain, the wine, and the oil, and over the young of the flock and the herd; their life shall become like a watered garden, and they shall never languish again.
>Then shall the young women rejoice in the dance, and the young men and the old shall be merry. I will turn their mourning into joy, I will comfort them, and give them gladness for sorrow.
>I will give the priests their fill of fatness, and my people shall be satisfied with my bounty, says the LORD.
>1 Timothy 2:12 "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."
>>25928876
>>25928902
>He was in the world, and the world came into being through him; yet the world did not know him.
>He came to what was his own, and his own people did not accept him.
>But to all who received him, who believed in his name, he gave power to become children of God,
>who were born, not of blood or of the will of the flesh or of the will of man, but of God.
>And the Word became flesh and lived among us, and we have seen his glory, the glory as of a father's only son, full of grace and truth.
>(John testified to him and cried out, "This was he of whom I said, 'He who comes after me ranks ahead of me because he was before me.'")
>From his fullness we have all received, grace upon grace.
>The law indeed was given through Moses; grace and truth came through Jesus Christ.
>No one has ever seen God. It is God the only Son, who is close to the Father's heart, who has made him known.
>>25928902
i no rite religion is a joke amirite???/? xdd
>>25928836
I would go toCatholicchurch with ShimSham
>>25928971
No, that's not why I cringed.
I cringed because this anon went to the effort of copypasting an entire passage out of the bible for a joke.
That's way more effort than this should ever have.
>>25928836
Oh, Yeah, the part about Jesus being nailed to the cross
It must have been tough. For him, the STAKES have never been higher.
>>25929029
>not keeping your weekly lectionary readings close at hand for frequent study
The liturgical year exists for a reason, Anon. If you're not doing the readings, you're missing out.
>>25929154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
>>25928971
>>25928836
"Touch the cow... Do it now."
>>25928836
For bacon mane I'd even convert to christianism.
