Tunnel Snakes in Equestria. What's happenin', man?
Butch shows the ponies his tunnel snake
>>25927025
>"You wanna see a REAL Tunnel Snake Rarity?"
Butch is the beta overlord
>Talks mad shit
>acts like a real street nigga
>cry's for help when is mother is being fuck by radroaches
>>25927014
Ruling.
>>25928579
Shut your mouth, Tunnel Snakes are the leaders of the best vault in the world!
>>25927014
all equestrian toilets will be functional!
>>25927014
Tunnel Snakes? What you need is a genuine, authentic, hickory Swatta
>>25928667
And the gayest ,thats why you leave vault 101 in first place
>>25928579
>implying radroaches aren't fucking terrifying as fuck
They're roaches. HUGE roaches that make a Madagascar hisser(my high school science teacher had those motherfuckers, I fucking HATED them) look like a bitch. And those things are giant.
Butch was able to form a coherent sentence after seeing those damn things up close. That's fucking badass, because any rational man that isn't a Tunnel Snake of the highest caliber would have a heart attack instead.
>>25928781
>Implying this beta faggot could handle the Tunnel Snakes
>>25927014
They'd rule. That's about it.
>>25928782
Yet the wimp who was bullied by the Tunnel Snakes since childhood and who just lost his dad and is being hunted by those who kept him safe throughout his life can take care of them with just a few swings with a baseball bat.
>>25928782
>Literally kill them with a BB gun on your tenth birthday
>terrifying as fuck
>>25927014
tunnel snake are fag
Why, a Tunnel Snakes musical number, of course!
>>25928689
What's a Swatter?
>TUNNEL SNAKES?
>SARCASTIC
>SUPPORT TUNNEL SNAKES
>DON'T HATE TUNNEL SNAKES
>>25928667
Is everyone going to ignore the fact that someone was getting aroused by pizza in this image?
Because I find this far more interesting.
>>25927014
Tunnel Snakes?!
>>25928782
Congratulations, you just earned your "Huge Pussy" badge. Just like Butch. Too weak to live.
>>25928919
Or fists. Or bb gun.
>>25928925
Another good point. Ten year olds can kill them.
>>25928919
>>25928925
>implying you would have responded calmly without the presence of your computer screen and make-believe avatar in-between yourself and Satan's Little Helpers.
>>25931709
>implying implicatind
Dash would beat em up and steal their jacket
>>25931570
TUNNEL SNAKES!
>tunnel snakes
>not based Atom Cats
Fuck off pleb
>>25928925
Wait you can really do that?
>>25932058
He meant the roaches, not the snakes.
You can't kill the tunnel snakes, man.
>>25932098
God damn it why aint there a pony skin mod for dog meat in fallout 4 yet?
>be anonpone in equestria
>on your way to school
>have to take a test today
>fucking sucks
>in front of the school building one of you're friends catches your eye
>she's with somebody and seems angry and nervous
>it' the fucking Tunnel Snakes with Butch
>some years ago on your birthday party that fucker stole your muffin which the old mare Palmer made for you
>they are obviously pressuring her
>run over to her and ask what the hell is going on
>they're picking on here because she's the daughter of the major in town
>you're getting angry already and ready for a hoof fight
>tell them to better fuck off if they don't want any trouble with the major
>it werked
>unsatisfied they grunt a bit and finally back off walking towards the entrance of the school
>shorty after your friend thanks you, the two of you also make your way to the class room
>6h later
>.... that test was fucking pointless ?
>>25932357
--------------10 cookieless years later-------
>having a certain saucy dream about one of your friends
>said friend suddenly wakes you up right when it was getting to the best part
>fuck
>ask her why she waked you up and wha-
>THE DRAGONS ARE ATTACKING US WHAT THE FUUUUCKKK?!?!?!?!?!?
>some time later
>be on the run to a part of town where your best friend lives
>you couldn't find him anywhere
>suddenly somepony runs out of any ally in front of you
>it's fucking Butch again
>he runs towards you with a look of terror on his face
>ask him what's wrong
>apparently some sort of drakes broke into their house and are raping his mother to death
"Huh...."
>he says he couldn't help her on his own and asks for your help
>he apologizes for everything he's ever done to you and begs for you to forgive him
>godddammit
>you say you'll help him he just needs to show the way
>just a few corners later
>"Alright that's it!"
"Okay just show me where she is!"
>"Yes, come on!"
>he runs inside with a mixture of hate and tears in his face
>you're standing outside slowly making your way to some rubble next to the door
>Butch is running up the stairs right now
>grab a big piece of rubble and drag it towards the door
>"Mom I'm here I brought help!"
>you close the door and blockade it with the rubble
>you turn around and shake your head
>running towards where you friend lives again now
"Fucking asshole."
>>25931709
Hey, they don't run away as fast as chihuahuas, and they make a more satisfying CRUNCH.
I'd be careful - don't wanna get bitten by a fucking roach - but if I can fight something on my own terms, I can be rational about it.
