"Saddle Arabia just bombed our world trade centers and I have no idea what to do."
>>25913612
Keep reading to the foals which may or may not pose a danger to the foals in said building.
>>25913612
Invade Deeraq
>>25913612
Contact the freedom squad
REMOVE KEBAB
>>25913612
Hay fuel can't melt steel beams
>>25913625
Dammit. Beat me to it
>>25913625
"You should make time, said the goat..."
>>25913612
Remove kebob.
>>25913612
Just let me take care of it, all you need to do for the time being is give me a steady flow of logistics and any able-bodied pony who will be willing to do what needs to be done for their country. The sooner we jump on this situation the sooner and easier it will be to both contain it and eliminate it.
You control the sun. Turn their lands into glass.
>>25913612
You remember when Princess Platinum went all shock and awe on the Yakraqies when they tried to invade Koalaite? It's time to buckle up Princess, because we're already on the train to war!
>But, the SAddle Arabians-
Are excellent regional allies and clearly would never do anything to harm us. NOW LET'S GET THOSE YAKS!
invade Iram
>>25913612
"Celestia if it's possible I like to bring over a human from my world that has dealt with this thing before."
>"Who anon?"
"He goes by the name of George W. Bush, if we hurry we can easily solve this problem once he arrives."
>>25913612
Drop Tsar
