When you fill up a glass with water.

>>25909947
"You see Sweetie Belle, when two adults love each other, they go to the back of a supermarket or general store and ask to see the infants in stock. They pick out the one they want, go home and assemble it following the instruction booklet. Most foals and fillies come from Neigh Mart, but we got you from the Dollar Mare. Almost as good, and a whole lot cheaper."

>>25909947
My mom used to tell me that she stole me from a monkey cage at the zoo

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>>25909947
According to G3.75 Newborn Cuties, you, Sweetie Belle, were born when two rainbows crossed paths.

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>>25910054
that sounds lewd

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>>25910054
this is so wrong

>>25910082
>>25910097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zIpSLKRCWs
>4:02

Oh yeah, so hot

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>>25909947
I don't know but I can tell you where they go if they keep asking stupid shit...

>>25910143
How has this not been taken down yet?

>>25910238
because not even Hasbro gives a fuck about G3

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>>25910238
why would they do that?

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>>25909947
This is a serious mystery to all of us who understand basic biology as Equestrian ponies do not have vaginas

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>>25910270
>>25910302
Maybe lauren never figured out what "mammalian reproduction" actually was

>>25910302
Biggest blunder of 2011?

>>25910143
Oh fucking Christ, let me get the alcohol before i submit myself to this torture.

>>25910143
Ok NO, fucking bullshit. How the bloody hell does two refractions of light coming into contact with one another produce life?!

>>25909972
>Sweetie Belle puts a glass under the water dispenser
>Her voice cracks "I'M PREGNANT!"

>>25910054
They're holding rainbows!!

>>25910302
Dumb talentless hack. Can't even come up with a good unique idea for how fantasy creatures replicate.

>>25911433
Kek.

I wanna fuck Rarity dead

>>25909947
>Run around asked all time
>Foals pretty much always on eye level with ponies genitals
>They probably fuck while foals are around
>”Hurr durr where do foals come from"

>>25909972
It's funny because foal sounds like full

>>25909947
Mommy's butt

>>25911433
G-Green... n-nOW!

>>25911507
What in the actual fuck?
my reaction to not letting me join in

>>25911433
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>>25910333
Trips don't lie. So yes.