It appears that reports of my...survival have been greatly exaggerated.
>>25904444
My Empress! You survived the Hasbro Heresy!
>>25904444
No...This is impossible.
>>25904444
The Goddess
Wait, this thread was up for a hour with no replies?
Check'd
>>25904678
Oh I assure you it is
>>25904444
Quads for the quads queen
>>25904444
>>25904655
>>25905999
Check'd
How would you feel if faust started posting here out of the blue? Asking about the show and such?
>>25906185
She did once
>>25906210
She probably didn't care about hlf the posters. And the ones who WERE honest probably got butt chundered.
>>25906013
But how?
Right. Like Lauren would post HERE, curious about the show she helped reboot. She has TFH to worry about, and not to mention this board probably sickened her beyond our own comprehension. I'm pretty sure if she did post here she'd have left almost immediately, and besides, we're practically a big fat nothing to her now.
Face it guys, Faust ain't coming back any time soon.
Or ever for that fact.
>>25906264
Nice try Lauren.
We all know you're a regular shitposter.
>>25906286
Wrong. I search for prompts to practice on. DesuStorage it, and there'll be proof. Very shitty, low grade green proof, but still proof.
Still doubt me?
>>25906231
Not how, why?
You were never meant to come here.
That's nonsense, Faust would never come here. I have too much work anyway.
>>25906350
We have our orders, watch the premire and tell /co/ how shit it is. Others review, we go onto something else.
>>25906368
>>25906450
What happened here was out of my control.
>>25904444
>>25906556
You're not faust, give up the Gig.
>>25906185
She have no reason to take a single step in here if anything she would be here for the TFH general.
>>25906684
Exactly. If anything, Faust would know 4chan would want Proof of it being her.
Got proof? Non?
Then >>>/out/
>>25904444
What's the next step in your master plan Empress?
Also, checking those quads
>>25906556
Was it? None of this would have happened if you had just stopped.
But on you watched, and for what?
>>25904444
>>25904444
>quadz
This is not a ruse
But I need sauce
>>25904444
https://youtu.be/KWWnKY1Y3B4
>>25904444Lauren could be reviewing your work and you'd never know.
>>25904444
TRAITOR
>>25904444
>reports of my survival have been greatly exaggerated
so you're dead?
no one noticed this?
really?
>>25906684
>>25906723
Different Anon here. She has been to /mlp/ more than once, sometimes responding to things we said via deviantart and sometimes actually posting around here. Here's an example:
http://i.imgur.com/soNbdbc.jpg
>>25906185
>Implying she doesn't.
>>25904444
>4444
>The Goddess Empress of Ponykind
>>25909270
I want to believe.
>>25906891
>I need sauce
Here you go:HP is what I put on my bacon sarnies.
I once fapped to one of Faust's pics. The best!
>>25910057
This one?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1000145
>>25906863
We tried to save you.
>>25910732
That is a terrible fake. Even young Faust looked nothing like that.
I love redheads myself, but come the fuck on.
>mfw this thread is dying
Why can't threads like these stay up?
>>25911602
>You will never involuntarily cum at the thought of Lauren Faust's tits flopping about as you fuck her soaking wet pussy.
>>25911666
Such lewd thoughts coming from a being of malice
>>25911666
Satan plz
>>25911666
We have such delights to show you.
>>25911985
Like Lauren's delicious hairy cunt.
>>25910911
You're no savior. You're talents lie elsewhere.
>>25912771
>"This is your fault goddamnit!"
>"Stop right there Anon!"
>"He wouldn't listen!"
>"We didn't have a choice!"
>"He turned us into fucking bronies!"
>>25912958
This isn't my fault.
Well thank fuck for that, or we'd have to sit through round 2 of oldfags living in the past crying about how the show was ruined the moment she left and how things "could have been so much more like this movie by Faust-sama~". Some haven't even finished round 1 of that yet (see ponychan, ponyville etc)
>>25907250
>Lauren reacting to /mlp/ shitty fanfiction
I would pay real money to see this
>>25913042
>Reviews Past Sins
>Likes certain points of it
>/mlp/ literally implodes from anger
>>25904444
I could not give less of a shit.
People give you too much credit for "making My Little Pony"
You can be thanked for the initial spark Luca- I mean Faust, but creating a show is a complicated collaborative effort. The fact that you storm off in a fit of rage whenever you don't get your way and leave the others you work with high and dry is kind of a sign of being a petulant child.
>>25904444
>those quads
What would Lauren Faust think about Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer and Moondancer?
>>25913928
and nyx
>>25912982
Takes a strong autist to deny what is right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own.
>>25913954
Fucking die already.
>>25913180
Ooh. Pretty mental picture you painted, there.
I mean, it's complete bullshit, but whatever, man. You do you.
>>25913042
I know which one I'd pay money for her to review. Only the best green for her.
>>25916577
Bitch, please.
>>25914744
>>25914799
>>25916411
>>25916577
>>25916811
sick chain check
>>25916934
>off-by-one kenobi
>>25916811
That's weak green old bean.
>>25916934
>>25917098
>one off
Then you had to come and fuck it up.
We probably won't see mom come back until the series comes to an end
>>25914744
>"Lauren?"
>"Lauren, please!
>"What's going on, Anon?"
>"It's Faust. She did it. All of it."
>>25904444
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>>25916577
Better quality picture
>>25916811
mm, yeah
I'm dead now
>>25914799
How do you know I'm not already dead Walker?
>>25904444
You let the character you built go into the shitter. You made her a mar sue with no personality, no flaws, and you let those boys up at Hascuck take over, and ruin it with their perfect little "Barbie" shit. You didn't let Twilight teach the girls it's okay to have flaws, it's alright to really fall, that if you have hard obstacles like life or death, or lose a friend, it's unchangeable but you'll still have them.
You taught the children a bit, but letting it turn into fan-surprises, merde, I can only imagine what would have been had Twilight truly struggled to be Princess, had she failed after becoming a princess, and not no battle against Tirek with immediate key to Twi, I'm talking changing, maturing, aching Twilight and friends who learn about the harshest real life options and are taught how to truly manage life's hurdles.
That was the possibility with Twilight.
And you let that go, if you ARE lauren Faust.
>>25918613
>implying Twilight didn't have personality before WYNGZ