Nick Fury in Equestria,
What happens?
>>25897437
He realizes that he's no longer the token minority since he's no longer in the Whedonverse.
>"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER"
Green of 'Samuel L Jackson saying the whole line to every pony that tries to talk with him because he cannot comprehend their language' when?
>>25897437
He gets shot by a white police officer
He turns the M6 into his own version of the Avengers and proceeds to raid every alternate species.
>>25897520
One minute Anon, I'm writing.
>>25897520
>It was a peaceful day in Ponyville
>Nothing was attacking the town, no one was doing anything out of the ordinary
>It was all... quiet
>Suddenly; "CRASHMOTHERFUCKINGBOOM.mp3"
>The flash of what seemed to be a portal blinded the nearby radius of its presence
>Ponies are thrown back from the initial blast, and the blinding flash was gone
>What remained was a plain, white circle, to which a human stepped out of
>Soon after the figure was finished its entrance, the portal closes, leaving many residents confused
>But once everybody came to, all eyes were on the dark-skinned man
>Pulling his arm up to his mouth, the man spoke into a voice receiver
>"HQ, What the FUCK was that?! You ass-munchers got a brain? Where the hell is my ass at?"
>Aware that he is surrounded by ponies of differing colours, the man known as Nick makes his first remark of many
>"English Motherfucker, Do Yous Speak It?!"Continue? I have quite an adventure to tell.
>>25897437
Nigger!
>>25897702
Drop the grammar mistakes and I'll consider it.
>>25897437
but thats not the real nick fury
>pic related. its the real fury
THE "L" IN SAMUEL
L.
JACKSON, STANDS FOR
MOTHERFUCKA!
>>25898060
Black Nick is way better.
>>25898060
I like Nigger Fury better. It's the one race switch that worked well.
>>25897437
Nick in Equestria, he finds out he is no longer the most useless character around.Apple Jack anyone?But if it were Samuel L Jackson like anons above state, then it's bound to be comedic.
>>25898060
check your privilege you shitlord.
>>25897437
Demoman?
>>25897437
"I'm sick of these motherfucking earth ponies on this mother fucking plain!"
>>25897702
Yes more
>>25897702
bumping for more of this
>>25897702
>All standing around the main event, the Ponyville residents are stunned
>This got the attention of a certain purple Alicorn
>"Alright everybody, what is the fuss all abou- Who are you?"
>Obviously referring to Samuel, Twilight begins to show curiosity. Circling him as if she is doing an examination
>On the other hand, Samuel just witnessed a purple flying horse that speaks
"Where the fuck am I, little purple ass?"
>Taken by surprise, Twilight did not expect the human to know her language
>"Oh! Yo-you speak our language! Erm, welcome to Ponyville!"
>NotAmused.jpg
"Nigga, I've been doing dimensional experiments like these half of my Black-ass life. Not once has I heard a place called Ponyville. Why the fuck does your world look so god-damn colourfull? Some fucking magic shits going on here"
>The crowd has begun to disperse, clearly realizing that the creature they just encountered poses no significant threat
>Oh how wrong they are
>Leaving only Samuel, and Purple Smart
>"It seems to me, Sir, that you have traveled to here through some sort of, worm-hole?"
"Bitch, my name is Samuel Mother-Fucking Jackson, what's yours Purple Jigaboob?"
>Still taken a-back by his harsh words, Twilight replies with a calm voice, attempting to hide her inner lack of patience with such a being
>"It is Twilight Sparkle, and I would like to invite you to my castle. It seems that your communication methods do not work in our world"
>It has occurred to Samuel that he has not received a reply from his deviceThat's all for tonight. Might write up some more tomorrow if thread is still alive.
