>"Hey Anonymous old buddy! Remember me? Haha yeah yeah good times. So hey yeah the reason I called is Ive got two tickets to this supposedly really nice place called "Equestria" and Im looking for a buddy to bring along, you in old friend, maybe we could "catch up", hmm?
>>25895263
These imaginary digits tell me other wise.
>>25895263
>posting bateman without dubs
uwotm8
>>25895263
If trips i get Portal to Equestria
>>25895334
God damn it, Anon.
Wait, if you don't get trips, that means someone else will get the portal. Does that mean whoever gets the next trips in thread will have the portal?
>>25895334
>off by one
Don't worry, anon, you still get to use another portal as a consolation prize.
>wants to hang out with me, doesn't even have dubs like these
>>25895263
Why so you can kill me because my cards nicer than yours?
>>25895334
reroll for quads
>>25895555
neat
>>25895555
>>25895555
Witnessed
>>25895555
Quads confirms
>>25895263
>beliving his lies
You are not getting me, Baitman. Not this time.
>>25895577
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