>"Can I teach you how to read, anon?"
>Memeloght prompt
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>>25888520
Nah, I'm just gonna grow up to be a stripper instead.
>>25888520
Considering equestria uses a different alphabet, sure why not
>>25888737
>Welcome Princess Celest
>>25888737
Anyone else think it's retarded how they use a fictional written language that's just English with backwards words and letters
>>25888520
>but Anon is already too dead to read
>>25889089
Don't you think it's a show for 5 year old girls, you fucking chud?
>>25889144
I don't see why they choose to display gibberish instead of helping to teach them how to read
>>25888737
>>25889089
>>25889178
It's a technique they use in animation so it looks like some sort of letters, but not real words. It's so they can use the same animation no matter where they air it and with any language dubbed for voices. Equestria's real writing system is what we'd consider the modern Roman alphabet.
>>25889224
Thanks for an intelligent explanation.
>>25888520
>english lessons for the creature who already knows English
U wot
>>25889265
>implying english is a thing in equestria
>>25889265
She said read you idiot
We know perfectly well that hey use different alphabet
>>25889265
>>25889273
>>25889281
Equestrian is nearly identical to English. As explained here >>25889224 the only reason the letters don't look like ours is so they don't have to animate it again for every language they air it in.
>>25889288
So we can't write obsene words while Twi looks at it without catching a hint?
>>25889296
Even if our languages were vastly different, she'd probably have some sort of translation spell considering all the fucking spells she knows or could look up in her big ass library.
>>25889288
You would still need some time to do this by yourself
Twilight could probably help you with it by giving you some exercises that would help with it or by using magic
>>25889320
I would need time to understand a language I already know? That would be like someone from Brooklyn taking ESL classes to learn a SoCal dialect. You'd pick it up in your own just fine. I think you want an excuse to spend alone time with Twilight.
>>25889318
Fucking purple smartass. I guess I can only spank her
>>25889318
>she had just the book in her library
>had
>>25889296
>
>>25889344
She has a new library in her castle, dummy.
>>25888520
Por que?
>>25888520
Sure, another addition to my runic languages collection, why the fuck not ?
>>25888520
You think I'm retarded or something?
I'm offended.
>>25888520
I don't understand what these green symbols mean, I'm illiterate.I'm also too lazy to vocaroo that last sentence to make the joke actually land.
>>25888520
"but i already....sure"
>>25890366
>"Great!"
>"This is so exciting..."
>"Oh, by the way, which book would you like to start to?"
>>25890447
"uh...just pick out one of your favorites"
>>25890456
>"But those ones may be too difficult forr you"
>"You better pick something that fits your level"
>>25890447
This one
>>25888520
Cheeki breeki kon
>>25890464
I figured since i dont have any fancy magic, id brush up on some skills and become more useful
Reading is for 4channers.
>>25889043
S1 kek
>>25890464
GIVE ME YOUR ASS
>>25888693
>>25891046
>>25891451
fug
>>25890464
I SAID, GIVE ME YOUR ANUS!!!!
>>25893143
>"Anon, you know that book was bought by rarity last year."
>"You'll have to ask her"
>>25893163
1: I AM NOT ANON
2: I SAID GIVE ME YOUR ANUS NOT THE BOOK
>>25890464
>>25893810
>Ai diritti di riproduzione e a rispettarne i termini e [le] disposizioni
...come, prego?
>>25893821
This page of an original equestrian book (italian edition) has the copyright written in italian
>>25893856
A copyright statement cut in half and missing an article. Suuuuuuuure.
>>25893868
Equestrians are not so good in italian, since their language (I think) uses greek alphabet. But I'm just guessing
