>"OH ANON PLEASE FUCK ME AN IN THE ASS"
>>25886254
>Anon looks at the small vial in his hand.
>"...goddammit, this is the love spell, not the llama one."
>>25886254
1/10 you didn't use nyx
>>25886254
Anon has a leather jack and a slick greased mullet.
He looks fierce
>>25886254
>Be Anon
"It is I, ANON."
>You're just an intelligent, funny, tall, physically fit, introverted, well dressed, giant-dicked virgin
>And now twilight wants you to fuck her in the ass
>Drop spaghetti
"Gee wiz Twilight, I don't know if I'm ready to do this."
>Twilight: "Oh come on Anon, I need you to fuck me with your big hot monkey dick."
>Your big hot monkey dick twitches against your trousers at her tone of voice
>"Fill me with your seed Anon."
>Sweat pools on your green brow
>Do you have the courage to go through with it Anon?
Dubs decide what you do
>>25886331
Fuck her right in the pussy
>Anon tries to push in
>Forgot lube
>Tries to use conditioner in bathroom
>Spaghetti comes out
>Spreads Twi's butt
>A skeleton pops out
>"fuck this"
>mfw
>>25886331
>>25886331
Use Nyx
>>25886254
>Anon fucks Twilight hard and deep up her asshole
>Her anal sphincters clench and squeeze his cock with every thrust, giving him a tight, warm hug
>They both scream as they orgasm, their bodies quivering as Anon slams his pelvis hard into Twilight's soft, cushiony buttcheeks
>When Anon pulls out, his cock slips free with a loud SHLUCK
>Twilight lets out a yelp as a low fart escapes her pert pony asshole, which tightens in embarrassment
>The contraction of her spinchtoral rings cuts a fat, mushy shit that Anon's cock had repeatedly punctured during their wild anal sex
>It leaks from her butthole onto the towel beneath them, sending up a musty, grassy odor
>Twilight's face is bright red as she attempts to hide her head under the pillow she'd been resting on
>"U-Um..." she stammers
>Anon quickly picks her up in a princess carry, intending to carry her to the bathroom
>"Wai - Wait! Anon, nooooo!"
>Unfortunately, the shift in position - coupled with the sudden pressure on Twilight's abdomen - forces a second hot stream of shit from the alicorn princess's frantically puckering asshole
>It splatters all over the wall and drips down in a chunky mess onto the floor
>Twilight grimaces, staring pointedly at the ceiling
>"I'm sorry Anon... it looks like I have a few, um, kinks to work out in the preparation segment."
>Anon leans down to kiss her gently on the forehead.
"You'll figure it out," Anon says. "It's not a big deal."
>She smiles ruefully, her horn glowing as she casts a spell
>"I guess you're right."
>The shit vanishes without a trace, though the smell lingers
>"Let's try it again in the shower?" she asks brightly, her hooves folded adorably across her chest
>>25886404
Holy fuck, anon, tame that shit
>>25886511
>The Taming of the Shit
>a play by /mlp/
>>25886331
>Takes the time to make his own shitty anonxpone green as a way to complain about the lack of ponexpone greens.
>Complains there are no ponexpone greens.
Pure unfiltered irony.
shit
