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>"What did you get for Christmas, nonny?"
>>25881789
Absolutely nothing Ponk.
>>25881789
72 virgin mares
>>25881789
So far, socks and a fucking xbox one that probably won't arrive until next week.
Loneliness and self-loathing.
>>25881789
A Father in a hospital.
Broken leg and fractured pelvis.
>>25881789
Fallout 4.
A stocking full of candy, a steak, and a rubber ducky.
>be me
>E1 Semen Recruit in the Navy
>be innaA-School
>tfw first holiday away from home
>spending Xmas and New Years on-base
>haven't saved up enough leave days or cash for a plane ticket
>stuck on a tiny-ass station in Florida
>suddenly HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER
>holy fuck my heart
>out of fucking nowhere a bigass firetruck rolls onto base
>a bunch of civilian chicks hop out dressed like elves
>Saint Nick hops off the back, a reindeer-horn wearing pitbull in tow
>at this point all the other squid students are gathered round watching this unfold
>everyone starts handing out net stockings filled with chocolate
>they all shake our hands, thank us for our service
"I haven't even served anyone yet, I just went through boot senpai"
>they smile
>"Yes you have."
>later
>"Hey, Anon, a bunch of us are grilling steaks down in the smoke pit wanna come?"
>steaks, what are steaks? I only know galley chow
>poke head out of my room
>smell of charcoal grill hits me
>ohfuckyes
>bring down big bag of homemeade chex mix my parents sent me
>a bunch of my shipmates are all gathered round a picnic bench filled with chips, cookied, and soda.
>me and two dozen other squids demolish the food
>stand around for another hour bullshitting and playing corny Christmas music
>probably one of the best holidays I've had since I was a kid
>pic related, came in my stocking
Feels good man.
>>25881789
A new Wacom graphics tablet. I can't wait to try it out.
A gift card for Chipotle and $100 in cash.
FeelsGoodMan
Look for yourself
>>25881789
Socks.
I wanted socks
>>25881789
word that my dad is dying and this will be his last Christmas with us
no word on how long he had but it's lung cancer and probably spread to his kidney or liver or something
and yes kidney as in the only one left cause the other had cancer or shut down or something else, and was removed
happy hearth's warming pinkie.
>>25881886
Why can't I quote RREEEE
>>25882319
That's some swaggin monopoly money you got there, chief.
>>25882376
Yeah, the new 20€ bills are so shitty
>>25881789
giving > receiving
>>25881789
$20 Subway gift cardThank you lord Jared
I am become Seth, destroyer of fandoms
Coal
>>25881789
Memes
Friends...
Friends I'll never meet or never know.
Friends that are honest.
Friends who are trapped here.
Friends who I love.
I love you /mlp/
>>25881789
My family brought the scarf I ordered scarf and my family helped me pay for a laptop. (scarf pictured)
>>25881789
Some family and friends actually got a genuine smile out of me. Was kind of nice
>>25882665
Nice scarf, Anon
>>25881789
Marvels Punisher Wall Clock
A Hat
A Pack of Socks
A Pack of Beef Jerky
A Stocking Full of Goodies
And the promise that we will finally have an internet connection put into the house next month.We haven't had internet in 5 years
I live the life a true poor fag with my poor fag familyAnd I'm happy
Merry Chrismas!
>>25882323
My nigga
>13 episodes
I'm ready
>>25882778
How are you posting this?
Did you run an Ethernet cable across the street?
>>25882636
Merry Christmas friend
>>25882813
Smartphones are Magic
For school work: Starbucks Internet with the labtop I got because of school financial aid.
>>25881789
A book about the Protestant Reformation and a cozy polar bear blankie.
>>25881789
Five pony plushies, including one of you, Ponks.
>>25882891
>cozy polar bear blankie
That's pretty dope t.b.h.senpai
>>25881789
A Slovenian rpk!
