I bet there's some fucking women on here....
>>25881274
That's just an old pony's tale
>>25881274
That's not true at all.R-Right?
>>25881274
That's stupid. Women on a internet image board? Let alone an internet image board devoted to a mans show? You funny nigger.
>>25881274
Yeah it's probably you. Only a woman would start a thread as fucking stupid as this
>grr lol i bet there are grrrls here hehehe
>>25881274
No girls on the internet.
>mfw im grill
>mfw any other girl into mlp is exactly the type of annoy sperg lord you'd expect
>mfw this site is /somehow/ the least autistic
>mfw I can never go to meet ups cause titsorgtfo
>mfw I just keep my mouth shut most of the time
>women
>on the internet
And next you're going to say the earth is round? The fuck is wrong with you, anon?
Most drawfags are grilz
>>25881274
Anon pls
Girls are gross
>>25881462
Are you oppressed, femanon?
>>25881521
WHY
Probably why this board is so shitty.
Here's to you making it that way, OP.
>>25881536
Can you read?
I can't stand that bullshit. And it's rampant on literally every other site.
>>25881521
I really really wanted to believe those posts were made by men instead of women.
Nice Christmas day thread.
>>25881462
better that way, if you had anything interesting or worthwhile to say maybe people would be interested in more than your tits
>>25881462
>>mfw this site is /somehow/ the least autistic
Because we have just enough self awareness compared to other sites.
>>25881521
Vaginas are fucking crazy.
>>25881619
>pic related
Literally why I keep my mouth shut about grilling. I post to post, not so fags like you can get off to me being a chick. There's almost never a time to bring it up because threads turn to shit,not that this one wasn't already. Plus it's incredibly rare that it's relevant.
>>25881680
Ok, you can shut up now, bye.
>>25881521
Women can be as gross as men, kek
>>25881658
Not them but, I think it's not just self awareness. It's that so many other places are hugboxes and try to avoid people's feelings getting hurt, even over site relevant arguments.
And I'm not just talking about mlp themed sites, I'm talking about the net as a whole.
As shitty as 4chins are, it's better than most of the rest.
>>25881693
Jesus you're a faggot. Can 14 year old anon not get a date?
>it's a girl attention whores and while she says she doesn't episode
>>25881714
>implying
Oh yeah, I'm just clamoring to throw money at some vapid cunt to pretend to like me.
>>25881693
the angry neckbeard is strong in this one
A question for any grills who browse /mlp/:
What do you like in it? The vast majority of the content on this board seems oriented toward men.
>>25881740
The white knight is strong in this one.
>>25881680
>implying I give a shit at all about you being female
proving my point by having nothing to say but to whine about how hard done by you are because you have a vagina
>>25881748
>Implying lesbians don't exist
>Implying they don't want the horsecock too
>>25881714
In the least "edgy" way possible, I'm glad this place is the way it is. It's not exactly a hugbox and if your feelings get hurt, you can just deal with it.
It just feels more relaxed and casual, not like you're walking on eggshells with how you talk.
>>25881748Pones are cute and the ride never ends.
>>25881737
>proving both my points
You know that's not how relationships work right?
>underageb&
>>25881754
It's literally a thread about /mlp/hmales.
It's 100% relevant and she wasn't attention whoring in the slightest. You two are being so gay.
>>25881760
I totally agree. It's an odd, but good dynamic. And it rings true across board. I browsed /vp/ and /co/ long before /mlp/ and other relevant sites out there fucking blow.
>>25881762
but /mlp/ specifically? You could get your cute fix in any other site where you don't have to hypothetically go through some song and dance crashing a thread any time your tits are brought up.
>>25881462
Are you me?
>>25881521
/cgl/ talks about their period all the time, so that's not too surprising, but holy cow did that girl shed her entire uterine lining at once? That's frighteningly big.
>it's a pretend imageboards are good episode
>>25881748
>there are always enjoyable threads
>good green is always good.
I tend to read cute over clop, but even if Anon is male, cute is cute.
>show discussion
When it doesn't suck cock.
>colt cuddler threads
What can I say.
>>25881781
>implying I haven't long since dropped out of courtship/socialization
>inb4 thanks for the favor
So it's just you and the cats this christmas, huh? How's that going?
>>25881782
That's why they would never bring up their tits, and regardless why would they when it's never relevant.
>>25881781
I fucked off /co/ for the most part except for win-o-threads, holiday lanterns, and storytimes largely because it is much softer than the rest of the site these days.
I don't care if I get shit on for some perceived "bogey man," but the '/co/ is love' reputation really came back to bite the place in the ass. I'm sure you know where I'm going with this, but the place feels fundamentally different and less relaxed. Everybody's on edge on both sides and ready to shoot someone down if they're on the wrong side of social arguments. Shit's not cool.
> implying gender binaries
Cishitlord
But for real. I hate woman because the act like I should give a fuck they have a vagina. Every time I just want to sit down and have a drink at a party they get mad if I don't give up my seat for her or if I don't compliment her existence.
I hate guys too though. The ones who fuckin worship woms for their vaginas and huddle around them, act super friendly, and compliment them.
>>25881462
>grill
Coolio to know that this isn't a gay bath house board.
>any other girl into mlp is exactly the type of annoy sperg lord you'd expect
Out of the girls that I have met in person that like mulp, this can't be any more true.
>this site is /somehow/ the least autistic
Depends on the time of day you arrrive here.
>I can never go to meet ups cause titsorgtfo
Understandable.
>>25881782Eh /mlp/ has cute threads, lot easier than navigating through tags and tons of images. And y'all have creative content here too. Plus tits aren't brought up and I don't have to make an account for this site, it's easier.
>>25881810
/ccg/ is dead
>>25881748
>oriented toward men
>bright colorful magical horses
>gender-neutral greens and cyoas exist
>gender-neutral show, music, comic, etc discussion
>vocaroo threads (everyone likes attention whoring regardless of genitalia)
>implying women don't like horsecock
>>25881810
>Colt cuddler threads
I imagine those were nearly full of women, that explains why they were so full of drama whoring.
Although I guess homos can also be pretty dramatic.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kpns44u.png "latest[1].png")
>>25881781
>it's literally a thread about attention whoring, so that makes it okay
You are being such a whiteknight
Keep going though, maybe if you defend m'lady valiantly she'll let you steal a kiss
pic related it's you
>>25881835
>lot easier than navigating through tags and tons of images
No it isn't, you're just lazy and retarded.
>>25881816
Wut?
>saying you dropped out of socializing
>implying I'm alone too
I'm lost.
>>25881820
Yeah, I feel you. To be honest /co/ still in my top 5 boards, but not my top 3 anymore. For different, but similar reasons.
>>25881843
>damage_control.png
>>25881864
How on earth is that damage control
>>25881795
Figured I wasn't alone.
>>25881831
>least autistic
I mean in the faggot 'muh luvandtolerance' why. In other ways /mlp/ is by FAR the most autistic. But I'd rather that.
>>25881837
Not in my heart.
>>25881839
I always thought it was dude.Girl can dream.
>I have a vagina this is my thread now pay attention to me
>>25881819
The only time I ever bring up my gender is when it's relevant. Not that it matters, because I'll get shit for it either way. I'm happy to be Anon but it does tend to suck when everyone else gets to flash the fact that they have a penis with dick, cum, balls, and other gender specific jokes and stories, but the second I barely even hint at having a vagina or tell a story that includes a word like "boyfriend" it's me being an attention whore. It's not the same good natured thing like everyone calling each other faggots and it gets real old and makes me regret participating in a group I have to mostly stay quiet in to feel like I'm a part of.
> inb4 "a bloo bloo bloo cry more slut"
>>25881891
>Not interested in seeing how fucked up a bitch has to be to hang with us
Don't lie and say you aren't interested at least a bit.
As long as we're all faggots who jerk off to horses, does it really matter?
I bet there's some fucking traps on here....
>>25881899
I'm just gonna,
>>25881901
Some finna.
>>25881891
Reply to
>>25881909
Four posts.
>>25881876
Cause this thread revolves around me.
Btw ima boy
>>25881908
No.
Or at least it shouldn't. But, you know, old habits die hard.
>>25881909
Ugh, please go be a mental defective on your assigned board
>>>/lgbt/
>>25881901
I'm not. Think of it as one less orbiter in your way, dudemeister.
>>25881899
>gender specificI still just say 'muh dick' when something is arousing to me.
And bringing up your SO is just attention whoring either way. The dudes flash it like a badge that automatically proves they're less autistic than the rest of the board, and women (if they've been here for longer than a day) know how that implication could derail threads if there are enough people that give a fuck.
>>25881899
>It sucks that I have to deal with men in a male-dominated space
if it's a problem then leave, don't expect everyone else to change to accomodate you
That's how it is for men everywhere, dear.
Again maybe if the most interesting part of your story wasn't that you had a vagina or a boyfriend then that wouldn't be the part people were insterested in. Have you ever considered the idea that you might just be a boring piece of shit?
>>25881901
This.
Anyone else is just being an over compensating faggot.
In a shitty thread like this that was literally about grills it's fine to openly be one.
One of the very few times.
Other threads you're just fucking attention whoring and you know it.
>>25881901
>tfw read that in Pinkie's voice
>>25881909
Ayyy,I try
>>25881940
When it's a thread about life stories and my significant other is involved, and 90% of the stories have "girlfriend" or "wife" in them, it shouldn't be a touchy subject.
>>25881943
>>It sucks that I have to deal with men in a anonymous image board where everyone is neutral until otherwise specified, but if you specify the wrong thing you get attacked
FTFY
>>25881943
You had a good point until you started being a homo.
Basically you are what >>25881950 is talking about.
>implying those were the main details of the story and not just relevant facts.
Grow up.
Anyway, to your actual /good/ point, I just say significant other or keep sex out of anything unless it's explicitly necessary, and keep it at that. Once in a while anon asks questions and it comes up, but it's never an issue because I was obviously asked.
Just lurk and lrn how to post without causing shit.
>>25881306
>devoted to a mans show
Made me chuckle.
>>25882004
Oh come on.
You know if you let the women take charge, it wouldn't be any different.
>>25881930
Speaking of
>4 different boards for homosexuals
>have to scrounge around other porn boards for things that focus on hetero male/female that don't just show the woman with the man's disembodied penis
Fuck everything
>>25881963
I audibly chuckled.
Oh ponk
>>25882034
Oh my, the plights you must face in that endeavor.
>>25882004
4chan is a male-dominated website, in fact the entire internet outside of social media sites is majority male, too bad if you don't like it
>>25882013
I'll admit I can't possibly know for sure that the story was so shit and uninteresting that people thought the vagina part was more important, but it seems highly likely to me.
Women tend to think they have interesting shit to say because they're so used to people just smiling and nodding because people want to fuck them.
>>25882034
/d/ usually has a futaXmale romantic sex thread if that interests you.
I've seen it on /h/ too. Well, not futa, but you get it.
>>25882029
I don't want women to be in charge. I'm not a feminazi fucknut who thinks"muh superior gender kill all men".
>>25882071
I meant that if women where the majority here, they would use gender oriented speech too.
>>25881274
Girls literally have cooties, OP. You wanna get cooties?
>>25882059
"You have to eat the food pickings that roll under the table while I get to have the whole buffet? Wow, you are such an ingrate."
>>25882103
Not my fault you're so fucked up that that's literally the only thing you can get off to.
>>25882113
Dicks attached to a male with a face? Yeah, real sick fetish.
>>25882119
Deviants like you should be euthanised, absolutely disgusting
>Women tend to think they have interesting shit to say because they're so used to people just smiling and nodding because people want to fuck them.
1) This is how children and /pol/ think.
2) To be fair it's true to a degree. Girls that were popular or extremely pretty usually have little to say and no real or deep personality.
Here's what you're missing, you moron, do you think the popular or extremely pretty girls are on here?
Almost everyone on 4chan is a little fucked be it male or female. Be it an autist, neckbeard, no friends, ugly, whatever. I was a fat fuck as a kid, bullied, etc. Friend's brother showed me the site ages ago, became a place to go. You niggers know what I mean.
Grow up and learn that not every women is a dumb slut, that not every blackie is a nig, and that not every Jew has his hand in your pocket
,just most.
>>25882141
Meant to quote
>>25882068
>>25882138
I know. I'm sorry. It's almost as bad ashand holding or consensual after-sex snuggles
>>25882153
You monster
>>25882171
I...I have a problem anon.
>>25882184
It's okay, just be with friends and family this Christmas remind yourself of the good things in life.
>>25881521
/cgl/ is fucking crazy
>>25881899
>>25882004
An anonymous board where everyone is neutral, yeah and there's no specific "no girls allowed" rule, but obviously you're more than likely going to run into male posters because dudes are just more likely to gravitate to this kind of environment. The place doesn't have thought police and if someone wants to fly off the handle at you, even in threads where what you're packing is relevant, they're going to. It's honestly your hangup if you want to be down because you got someone calling you out on your gender and you're still here.
>>25882141
>not all, just most
exactly what I said in the first place
>tend to
I don't disagree with you at all
>>25882206
As if that wasn't shitposting. But yeah, /cgl/ is full of crazies.
>>25881753
kek
>>25881740
also kek
>>25881899
a bloo bloo bloo cry more slut
Seriously, just go to fucking tumblr and talk about the show then .
They will praise you all you could want for having a vagina and you don't have to do a single thing to earn it.
>tfw no shitposting /mlp/ gf
I feel sad today
Not enough tits or gtfo'ing
>>25882214
If you agree you really need to grasp what girls are posting on 4chan. You'd shitpost a lot less, because it's obvious not the wastes of space you're talking about.
>>25882259
>tfw no gf
your ree-tainment is a few boards over, thanks.
So are the grills here for the horsepussy like (most of) the guys?
Or are they still straight and more into horsecock?When anons start preaching their love for horsecock, should I start suspecting them of being female?
>>25882259
>any gf you are likely to get will be incredibly thin-skinned and casual and you will never be able to truly enjoy yourself around her
>your relationship will more than likely be a lie in far too many ways to function properly
>you will probably break off in a month at best
>>25882086
Everyone in the thread has already been infected with cooties, it's too late for us now.
The best we can hope for is that we don't become super-infected with multiple strains.
>>25882297
All of them are lesbians and are only in it for the horsepussy.
In my experience most lesbians are actually pretty cool and are the only sorts of females who would actually go on 4chan or /mlp/
>>25882264
They're not any different just because they share your interests you fool. Stop deluding yourself.
>>25882249
It's assholes like you who don't understand most of us don't want worship and praise for having a vagina. We just want the ability to mention it when relevant without getting it shoved back down our throats. Tumblr is a piece of trash and I enjoy being here even though I wish some things were different. I like that this place isn't a giant hugbox and opinions can be shared without teenage SJW hobgoblins ripping you apart, and you can make an insensitive joke without people taking you seriously, and you can discuss things anonymously. It's not important for me to be able to mention my gender, the idea of "identity" here is ridiculous and that is attention whoring. But it would be nice to not get flack for it if it happens to come up, that's all.
>>25882297
It'd be safer to assume lesbians and gays desu
>>25882297
I'm not here for porn but I have gotten off to fetish-related pony images. I prefer horsecock to horsepussy but both are fine. I'm mostly here for random shitposting, IDW storytime, Lost CYOA, plush threads, and recent Slave Pony greens. Everyone's different so that's just what I like. Like >>25881462 mentioned before every other female Pony fan I've met in real life was a huge autistic hambeast or annoying sperg (maybe I'm one too, I don't know. I bathe regularly and I don't really expose my power level outside of my home so I like to think I'm tolerable) so I can't speak for any other female browsers.
>>25882367
Your vagina is never relevant to My Little motherfucking Pony
kill yourself
>>25882367
>the idea of "identity" here is ridiculous and that is attention whoring
> But it would be nice to not get flack for it if it happens to come up, that's all
Pick one. You can't have it both ways.
The moment you stop getting flack for it is the moment identity becomes important because the moment you stop getting flack for it you will get worship for it because, remember, everyone here is a virgin neckbeard loser.
The only thing stopping it from being a hugbox and chapel for females is the fact that attention whoring and identity politics are rejected outright.
Bringing up how you have a vagina in the middle of a bunch of virgin losers is the most blatant form of attention whoring possible.
>>25882367
The fact that this place ISN'T a hugbox is exactly why that won't happen.
There are too many people with too many different ways of doing shit to not have at least a few wanting to give you shit or worship your posts because of your sex. It's just something you're going to have to deal with or literally move to tumblr or something.
>>25882367
That would be great and all but we all know that it'll never be like that here, you'll always get trolls.
Honestly I don't see why people don't just ignore the troll post (Accusations of attention whoring, etc).
Everyone should know by now not to feed the trolls and that includes whiteknighting,
>>25882426
I meant 4chan in general. Like, on a broader scale beyond /mlp/. But yes, sometimes my gender is relevant. This thread? This is one of those times. When someone asks "why don't you have a girlfriend yet you faggot" and I want to respond cheekily with "because I'm not a lesbian you fat fuck" as a joke yeah, I think it should be okay.
Stop making dick jokes then. Stop filling jars with cum and simulating horse pussy/ mare juice. If I can refrain from identifying my gender for years you can too.
>>25882428
>>25882468
A majority of us know that and ignore it I'm sure. Plus it's easy to walk away from, it is the internet after all I can literally leave whenever I want. Feels nice to let it out sometimes though. For all the whining I certainly don't expect it to change and I don't even know if it would be any better but it's still nice to vent.
>>25882423
>every other female Pony fan I've met in real life was a huge autistic hambeast or annoying sperg
It seems gender doesn't matter when it comes to autism.
>>25882476
Here's the difference though.
We don't get automatic attention for having a dick. We have to earn the attention.
You get automatic attention for having a vagina you don't have to earn jack shit.
Which is where the popular meme tits or gtfo comes into play.
If your body is so damn important to you and is the only interesting thing about you that you have to get our attention then show it to us or fuck off and get something worth our time beyond proclamations of how you are a female.
The reason you have to never mention your gender and let everyone assume you're male is because it is the +0 perfectly even state to start from while being female gives you an automatic +10 modifier.
All the tits or gtfo and fuck off attention whores is nothing more than a way to attempt to force everyone into complying into being the same +0 no advantage state while on an Anonymous message board.
If you want your +10 you can always go to Tumblr.
Girls are scary.
>>25882581
Nah, that's just teenage girls.
You have never known true terror until one person out of of the most sociopathic groups of people on the planet, teenage girls, has a crush on you.
No scary movie on earth will ever compare to that raw horror.
>>25882476
>responding to people telling you to outright stop
Dumbass. If you want to make jokes like that, then fucking do it. There's no rule against it. Just be aware if you want to be cheeky, someone else can do the same with you and if they want to give you shit, it's not like you can just stop them. You can only control yourself.
Literally anyone could get rekt around the corner of making any kind of response referencing some personal feature anyways. The second I mention being black or something, I lose the tiniest bit of my anonymity, give myself an "identity," even if it's for just the next few posts and there is a chance someone might try some pseudo-crusade over it because there is a moderate /pol/ overlap. That's just how it goes.
That sounded way more self important than I intended it to be, but it happens pretty much like that on a much smaller scale. You give someone something to work with > they use it > next is how you decide to respond, or not.
>>25882567
Testicles or gtfo
>>25882581
They also hate fun and are dumb.
>>25882261
Why would you want to see human tits?
It is all about horsefucking here.
>>25882639
Nobody wants to see some dude's balls.
>>25882639
Not even homosexuals want to see anyone's balls from here.
>>25882724
Some guys do. What are you? A faggot.
>>25882724
Don't underestimate how cock hungry this board is.
>>25882738
>>25882739
Nobody's that gay, f.a.m.
>>25882476
You do realize that if you keep revealing your gender enough, trolls would eventually get tired of trolling you and just stop caring, right?
Same thing happened to Jews on /pol/. It used to be that Israelis couldn't post on /pol/ without being spammed with "kike" and "happy merchant" memes. But they just stuck around and put up with it, and eventually the trolls just got tired of shitposting. And now, no one gives a fuck.
Don't go out of your way to hide the fact that you're a girl, just don't be an attention whore. Eventually the "mystery" and "novelty" will wear off, the trolls will get bored of trolling, and you'll just be a faggot like everyone else.
>>25882765
Are we seriously going this rout? Do you have any idea what kind of fetishes this board caters to? You are saying that nobody has ever gone for the balls.
Ok, y'all horsefucker girls need to answer me a few questions for science.
>Do you clop?
>If so what is your preferred kind?
>Would you sexual a real horse?
>Do you draw, if so what?
>Do you write, if so what?
>Do you make any other creative contributions to the fandom?
>Do you reveal your power level to others?
>>25882793
Not /mlp/'s balls.
>>25882765
>>25882804
Horse balls are fucking hot as hell though.
What I want most for Christmas is a fillyanon story written by a girl... To see something written about a girl by a person who's been a girl their whole life.
>>25882834
Have you ever read those cheap romantic novels that women write? They have given me the best orgasms I have ever had.
So I agree with you.
>>25882815
>implying I'm talking about horse balls
You think I'm dumb? Unless any of these posters are secretly horses, nobody wants to see their balls.
Do we have horses among us? Are you a horse? You're under obligation to tell me now.
>>25882859
I didn't imply shit, you fucking sperg.
>>25882859
Balls are hot. What, you would rather see some NEET girl's pimply pizza nipples? That's just gross anon.
Now show me dem testes.
>>25882794
Alrighty.
Yes, rarely
Age difference, noncon, mostly gifs
NO. I took care of horses, I've had to clean sheaths before. Nothing that gets that dirty and crusty is getting near my bits.
Yes. Used to be in drawthread, drew a lot of weird fetish stuff. Nowadays I just draw random shit when bored.
Yes. Only drunken horrible fetishy AiE stuff.
Yeah, cosplay, done panels and stuff, help out at cons, assist young sperglords in trying on women's clothing for the first time. Usual horrible spaghetti stuff. Sang a few things too.
Yes. Pretty relaxed about it. Used to be less so, but now it's kinda a running joke with my friends and family, so meh.
>>25882845
Yes, yes I have man. They just have a way of combining the emotions and physical aspect so well. As a guy who writes clop I try to take note how they use so much different imagery to create the scene and feeling... But I want to experience it from the female side, I feel like there is always more depth to their side... Or maybe I've just gotten too used to having a dick.
>tfw you will never experience the female orgasm yourself.
>tfw it always seems girls get more out of their orgasms than guys.
>tfw having to wait a while between orgasms.
Arghhh I'm such a faggot I want to be a chick.
>>25882893
Have you seen a horse flare though?
Somebody once posted a webm of a guy masturbating a horse and he flares, and his head is massive.
>>25882935
I can get that from a dildo, and it's cleaner and less likely to off me if done wrong.
In theory, the dicks look nice. But I'll never get the memories of smells, crustiness, and...floppiness from my mind.
>>25882957
I guess some of us are more gross than others.
I like gross stuff.
>>25882893
Hrmmm so you like the age difference threads eh? What did you think of Viral's spa ponies? Or really what stories from that General do you like.Not like I'm a writefag from that thread or anything
>>25882916
>>25882845
I like how there's some emotional shit along with it. I'm just a sap that likes, well love, in my lovemaking. Makes it seem so much better.
>the state of this thread
Jesus fucking christ guys, and then you have the gall to complain about >tfw no gf
I hope all of you are either hungover or cuddling with a girl right now.
>>25881462
>unironically wanting to go to meetups.
First sign of autism.
>>25882987
>Complaining about autism on autism board
>>25882968
Prefer the images, to be honest, don't really clop to stories. Though I've read Parents Night Out and it wasn't shit. That's just not the general I tend to stick to writingwise. Though, I think something I wrote was posted there once a long time back.
>>25882973
>Jesus fucking christ guys, and then you have the gall to complain about >tfw no gf
Jesus christ, this. We're worse than /r9k/ when it comes to talking about women.
It seems most of the girls here just want to be treated like horsefuckers and don't want their vaginas to become a huge fucking topic when it's brought up.
>>25882297
Horsecock.
Not into mares.
>>25882362
Not what I was saying. At all, try and read.
>>25882530
>butler_everyone's_being_a_faggot.jpg>>25882794
>>25882794
>Ok, y'all horsefucker girls need to answer me a few questions for science.
>Do you clop?
Yes, but not too often.
>If so what is your preferred kind?
Male solo, maleXmale, and straight. Mostly maleXmale.
>Would you sexual a real horse?
No. But I do fantasize about it.
>Do you draw, if so what?
Can't draw for shit.
>Do you write, if so what?
I have a few cute AiE stories, featuring male anon being cute with pones.
>Do you make any other creative contributions to the fandom?
Nope.
>Do you reveal your power level to others?
A few friends and my brother know I watch and they've seen my plush. That's all though, no /mlp/, no fandom.
>>25882987
I've been to a /co/ meetup. It was fun. mlp fans just a shit.
>>25882969
Same bro. That's why my clop stories are always 30 pages of character building and only like 5 pages of sex. Love is just lovely.
>>25883025
Same here, mang.
>>25883001
Regardless, if you're up for a challenge I've been looking for a drawfag to help illustrate a few scenes of a story with a rather unconventional way of portraying Anon. Think you're up to it?
I knew some that used to participate in the drawthreads
most of them already got off the ride or move on to a worse fandom
>>25881835
>not having a 4chan gold account
>>25882973
Neither and I honestly think both sides of the "attention" fence are dumb.
People need to reign themselves in sometimes instead of getting unironically triggered over someone not having a dick, but at the same time it's kind of dumb to expect that to happen because there are too many different kinds of people here.
Ultimately, we just need to fucking deal with it.
>>25883055
Well memed.
>>25883053
Doubt I'll have any time, but gib link to story, point out scenes. If I'm bored, maybe.
But you'd be better off asking the drawthread. There are some talented and semi-talented fuckers there.
>>25883024
Hrmmm I like your style kid. You should follow your dreams and Jack off a horse one day.
>>25883064
>>25883016
Thanks for being sensible m8
>>25883024
Meant to add response to
>>25883016
>It seems most of the girls here just want to be treated like horsefuckers and don't want their vaginas to become a huge fucking topic when it's brought up.
This. Personally I've only mentioned my sex in threads like these, where people ask. Or if a story I mentioned where I'm ambiguous about everything someone prys.
I'm here for pones notboiz.
>>25883076
Don't think I could ever go through with it. Getting hurt, getting caught, etc...
>>25883071
It's unfinished right now, but the scene I've wanted drawn the most is the first passionate kissing scene. I just like the way it's described, and have wanted a drawing of it for a while.
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2FEYg9mA7m
>>25882305
Excuse me while I marinate in these feels
>>25882859
Neigh- I mean, N-no!
>Snort
>Frustrated whinny
>Keyboards and hooves don't mix
>>25882973
Shut up, avatarfag.Hows your rl flutters gf doing?
>>25883119
I tried it once... Horse didn't mind. Didn't mind so much he never even got hard. Gave up after like 10 minutes. Trick is to find a large ranch and have good escape plan... Or just have friends or own a horse... But still, talking to you makes me somewhat sad, because we share a rare fetish for horse, something I long since have up looking for in real girls... But we are just anons.
>>25883119
don't be apussy.
>>25881462
>considered going to a pony con
>started having thoughts about trying to meet people
>started worrying most of them would probably act like either internet tough guys with "tits or gtfo", autistic whiteknights with "it's so cool that you're a GIRL who likes this stuff!", or hypersensitive robots quizzing me on my knowledge of the show and fandom accusing me of being a fake fan
>started worrying about other girls being there acting like fools and misrepresenting me based on my irl encounters of the weirdos that actually choose to call themselves "pegasisters"
It's.... just better to stay online.
>>25881274
404
>>25883177
Dicks or gtfo
We're having a nice discussion here honey so unless you want to contribute something useful I can schlik to stay the fuck out of it.
>>25883175
>ypersensitive robots quizzing me on my knowledge of the show and fandom accusing me of being a fake fan
Is that even a thing with MLP?
And that's completely leaving the general acceptance of fans of the fandom out of the picture.
>>25882305
>>25883132
Fuck both of you
>tfw too fucked up to love
>likely just rejected if I tried because I don't like myself enough
>>25883210
Wait, what? Are people really pulling the "fake geek girl" card with My Little fucking Pony of all things?
The idea is hilarious to me, whether it's true or not. :^)
>>25882305
I stopped caring about 3dpd
Someday I shall be with my Sweetie
>>25883224
>Not becoming homo master race and finding a qt sick fuck to fuck
I feel sorry for you
>>25883210
I'm not sure if that's a thing in this community but I've had it happen to me in other fandoms. I won't pretend my worries are completely rational though.
>>25883144
Wonderful, we're moving in together come february, she's getting better at being assertive, sex is still top-notch.
Still hopeless in Dark Souls tho
Lol, girls don't exist on the internet
>>25883210
>>25883245
It happens to cosplayers, if they happen to be relatively fit or attractive.
>>25881274
On here? Fuck no.
We have chaste women.
>>25883248
I just don't find dick attractive. 5 years later and I still haven't fit that stereotype.
>>25883119
Medical science will become advanced enough in our lifetimes that we shall all have horsecocks one day. Including you.
This is holy prophecy. I am literally Jesus.
>>25883245
It's true I met some tumblr grills irl pretending that they like mlp fim and they didn't even know any of the mane6 I think they called Fluttershy Twilight
Needless to say I triggered them and they stopped talking to me
>>25883268
Where do we go to discuss Christian things anon?
Since the other place burned down.
>>25883245
>Wait, what? Are people really pulling the "fake geek girl" card with My Little fucking Pony of all things?
That makes even less sense because MLP is mostly a "girl" franchise anyways. I'd imagine people don't knock women nearly as much on this. Do they?
>>25882305
You know after being in a relationship with 3 different girls and one guy for curiousity sake, I think I'm done with relationships for a little bit.
Most of that comment is true and sad though as most of today's "women" are laughable.
>>25881274
Some say that when female anons do visit they usually do vocaroo threads of the mane 6.Shame they usually only do either a twilight or fluttershy voice
>>25883325
I remember the Lyra vocaroos. Those were godlike.
>>25883325
So far I have
1 Twi
2 Fluttershy
1 Lyra
1 Trixieby Runka Chunk
>>25883325
Off topic, but, does anyone have a link to "Anons to the Core"? I need to listen to it again.
>>25883355
>not having the 1 lewd Applebloom one
>ITT: /mlp/ disrespecting the few females we have
Come on guys.
>>25883303
nobody would be if they didn't do it so much.
>>25883379
I do believe I lost it
>>25883395
Weak bait.
>>25883349
>>25883355
>Lyra & Trixie vocaroos
Ok, kind of curious.
>>25881462
tits or gtfo
>>25883414
I would give you th link if I had it, but sadly I do not. I will tell you, it was truly fapworthy.
>>25883363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWsP93pTPA
I always find threads like these really funny, but a little bit sad at the same time. It really shows me how delusional /mlp/ users are. Most people here find it hard to believe that girls can have weird interests or social issues and it's just such an inaccurate belief. Maybe if the guys on here realized that girls are equally complex people with their own set of interests and whatnot maybe they wouldn't sperg around them so hard in real life. It makes sense that girls don't speak up as much here, I'd probably be inclined not to if people immediately told me to leave because of my gender or went mega-white knight mode whenever I spoke. I guess I'm being a little hypocritical though, I probably behave in a similar way without realizing it because at the end of the day I really do want to interact with a qt horsefucker girl just as much as the next guy on here.
>>25883363
Google man
>>25883414
>Lyra
It's pretty common and there was a bunch of threadsNo lewds though
>Trixie
Was done by a E famous girl known as Rina-Chan which most refer to as Runka Chunk
This audio was supposed to be used in a flash game for Seth "go to bed" isto but I guess it never came out
You can google Trixie Rina Chan if that don't work I can try and figure out a way to give it to you
>>25883303
It's happened to me pretty rarely and it's usually top autists.
>be artist, dealing in traditional art and plushies as a hobbiest
>mostly sell at anime conventions
>decide to try a Pony con around season 3 because I liked the show and I had only encountered fans at anime cons, where they seemed pretty normal
>most of the artist alley peeps are female
>overhear some attendee telling his friend "they just want your money they're not real fans"
>we are competing for your dosh and I don't know many of the other vendors so fair enough I guess
>potential customers asking me about obscure/background ponies and whether I have stuff with them "oh yeah, so-and-so who did x! Let me see if I have any left."
>they see fit to explain the characters to me in detail as if I have lied and don't know who the fuck Surprise or Lyra are.
>flash forward to unrelated anime con this year
>had Brony guy questioning whether I watched the show after I told him I liked one of the pony-related accessories he had bought from an artist friend
>doesn't seem convinced I knew the pony on his pin (it's Vinyl for fuck's sake)
>Mention I do, motion casually to some of the pony merch I have, ask if he's caught up on it and what he thought of the Smooze cause it's the middle of season 5
>"Oh. I stopped watching after season 3."
>I know more than you why are you doubting me REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Jk but no really
>>25883495
Our autism scares the girls anon and since this is 4chan there are always going to be anons asking for tits
>>25883495
>as much as the next guy
>implying
>>25883495
>Most people here find it hard to believe that girls can have weird interests or social issues and it's just such an inaccurate belief.
It's really more of a thrill of talking with a grill 4channer than anything.
Coming from the likes of /co/, it's not such a special occasion but it's not the case for most peeps here.
It's not disbelief about being a similar autist, it's the thrill of speaking with a similar autist.
>>25883406
Don't worry anon I have your back: https://www.dropbox.com/s/xt44sp4f9f9yvjo/Vocaroo_s0iKUewymGM2.mp3?dl=0
>>25883414
Here is the trixie one anon: https://www.dropbox.com/s/juio6iq8vvuryqo/Vocaroo_s1iTPAhVlye8.mp3?dl=0
>>25883611
Thanks, Luigi.
>>25883507
Bonus story
>dealing with absolutely terrible literally on the spectrum customer who can't decide if they want one plush or two as I try to help them decide without being pushy or persuading
>start talking to me about how much they love foxes because of some inside joke with their friends or idfk I don't care but I remain polite
>finally they decide and I can't get their dirty cracked credit card to run on my square reader
>they start having doubts about how many funds they have
>don't even charge them tax because I just want them gone
>they've been blocking my table for a good 10-15 minutes while this poor 14 year old kid is standing behind them being patient and sweet clutching a few crumpled bills in his hand.
>they finally waddle away
>"Hi! Thank you so much for waiting, I'm sorry about that."
>Kid's super friendly and sweet about it
>"It's okay. Can I get this please?"
>Wants an mlp themed grab bag with a cutie mark on it
>This poor kid waited all that time to get his pony
>Pays for the grab bag, peeks inside, gets a massive smile on his face and thanks me telling me how much he likes my stuff
>God bless you tiny faggot
>>25883611
Thanks! I remember it now although I shouldn't of listened to it around family
and checked
>>25883633
Checked
>>25883487
Thanks, Anon.
>>25883650
>>25883507
>dealing in traditional art and plushies
How expensive is it to get into plushue making anon? Been wanting to make my own pone plushies for myself for awhile now
>>25883507
>>25883650
I guess autism is consistent if nothing else.
>Galacon 2014
>Arriving with my brother
>Everything is looking good, more males than females but that was expected
>Getting jump hugged by random brony I meet on second live, confusing but ok
>brother disappears in to the crowd looking for merch
>I look for some T-shirts, they do not carry my size. I get a too big changeling T-shirt
>All goes well until I realized that you have to pay extra to get autographs
>It gets boring
>I sit on the floor drawing free art for people.
>My parents pick me and my brother up
>Parents are disturbed by all the neck birded man
>The end
They don't even expect any females at some conventions?
>>25883569
>The thrill of talking with a grill
I cringed.
>>25883731
Joann's has coupon fliers every weekend so always double up on those and use the website and text alert ones too. and if you practice with fleece it won't dent your wallet much. It's a lot of fun and it can be pretty profitable. It starts to get pricier as you start using better materials and embroidery machines are a whole other level I've only started to get into. Definitely check out the plush threads though, there's lots of references to get started and most of the people there will be happy to help you out.
>>25883745
Or they expect all attending females to be XXXL, minimum.
>>25883745
>They don't even expect any females at some conventions?
Nothing about your story implied that. Unless you mean because they didn't have your size? Women's cuts are rare for t-shirts at any convention and most vendors only carry a handful of small sizes just like regular stores have uneven stock for different products. Also yeah, you have to pay for autographs at a shit ton of conventions so I'm not sure why that surprised you. Did you at least try to go to panels or events?
>>25883755
You too, anon.
One would expect an adult to know how to comprehend a sentence.
>Not being there.
>Not knowing Ross, Mad Max, Rose, Jessy,...
>25883745
What the fuck is the point of this story, are you actually retarded?
>>25883804
I understood fine.
>"I speak with similar autists all the time here, but finding out that one of them has a vagina is thrilling!"
Contain your desperation, Anon.
>>25883781
Yeah I did go to some panels but they were not that interesting. Maybe I was just expecting more for 64€. The whole experience over all was not satisfying. It could have been also because I saw the living tombstone in real live. Not sure.
>>25883873
Don't worry, Femanon. I went to two cons and neither of them were my scene. All the fun is the after parties and I'm an extremely reserved person when it comes to strangers, and especially strangers that I would meet in a circle that is limited.
I'd rather go out drinking with my own friends than a bunch of random horsefuckers I just met. No offense to them but I couldn't get into it because it's basically like getting drunk alone, but with strangers all around.
>>25883501
That's where you're wrong. The Lyra threads I was a part of specifically had lewd. It was glorious.
>>25883873
>>25883908
I've never been to a con, but I can't say I'm surprised. The only reason I would consider going to one would be to meet up with friends. From what I've seen of the panels online, they seem to be very hit or miss.
>>25881521
I refuse to believe these posts were made by actual women.
I've been on the internet since the early 90s and I still can't shake the old feeling of no women on the internet despite social media and idiot shit like Twitter and Tumblr.
I am starting to view people on the internet with no gender and I think that works well enough. I am just blunt and honest but it seems like most women don't want to hear blunt and honest? I just don't get it. This is why I gave up on dating after my last relationship at 25 and just jack off now.
>>25884009
Most people are obsessed with VA cons but they're basically useless. All of the people that actually know shit and could answer questions people have already have Twitters.
Panels are basically obsolete.
>>25884147
My nigga
>>25884274
My first run in with a grill on the internet was on some animorphs fan site in like 98. It was a weird awkward time when the hormones were flowing high and I had no idea how to talk to her. She ended up being overly aggressive and stalked me for years. It was fucking weird.
>She posts she doesn't mention being a girl because of the negative attention.
>Gets negative attention.
>Can't not have the last word and keeps replying.
>Complains that this is the reason she doesn't announce her gender.
Can't wait for the inevitable I was just pretending, you got trolled hahaha!
>>25884297
>animorphs
My brother of African descent!
>stalked me
Oh...oh no... anon I'm sorry.
>>25884331
It can't possibly be her fault though, nothing bad that happens to her is the result of her own actions, it's those darn neckbeard internet mysogynists
>>25884383
Haahaahaha. It is all cool now. I just don't give a shit anymore what a person has between their legs or get angry about it unless they are just using it to gain attention.
The only grills here are fucking dislestia shippers. Time to round em up and burn.
>>25884402
I really hate this new politically correct world we live in.
Shit like that one fucking kid on the run with his mother over in Texas pisses me right the fuck off.
Who give a shit if his family is rich? That's no excuse for him killing another human being.
>Apparently the people who got paid off did.
The people who do shit like this need to start being held accountable for their actions, it's fucking nonsense man. There's a guy in my area that has been arrested at least three times for breaking and entering and theft and all the cops do is put a high priced bond on his ass because it always gets paid off.
I pray for the day he and his posse show up trying to break into my house, fucking killing all four of them and lining them up by the curb for the trash to pick up.
>>25884473
I haven't heard anything about this kid or his mother, what is that about?
>>25881274
can we just stop right here and take a moment to appreciate how cute cheerilee is?
>>25884297
>Animorphs
My god.. I thought I was the only one aware of that series. There are fansites? Really? This is...
>>25881274
Any female here.
L O N D O N
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>>25884555
Nigger it had a (horrible) tv show, 3 video games, 64 books, KFC toys and I still own the 1999 wall calendar. It was pretty fucking popular.
>>25884584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuIbyvaMMPE
Muh fellow /fitizen/
who /LONDON/ here?
>>25881462
I try not to make it weird, but when you're chatting to a grill, unintentional eye wandering happens.
Well, for me. It gets a little annoying when I am having a meaningful conversation about something and my brain is all like 'dude, look... TITS! OMG LOOK. THERE. Stop listening. BRO. LIKE, RIGHT THERE.'
I hate it. I can't un-perv.
>>25884688
>Having a meaningful conversation about something
>With a woman
>>25884688
Are you 15 with raging hormones?
>>25884782
You're an idiot, everyone does this, you do it yourself, perhaps you just don't notice. It's as natural and involuntary as blinking.
>>25884814
I think a quick glance is perfectly fine but the way he worded it made it sound like he is just wandering around the entire conversation.
>>25884521
I'll link the first return from google and you can find the info from whatever source you prefer. I only know the bastard because the place I work has two tvs set to fox channel.
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-affluenza-teen-search-20151224-story.html
>>25881462
One question if you don't mind...do you have a husbando or a waifu?
>>25881908
With a statement like this...why are we still arguing?
>tfw you will never masturbate side-by-side with femanon while looking at MLP porn together
>tfw femanon will never fart all over your face while aggressively cuddling you
>tfw femanon will never call you her shmoopy-doopy sweetie-weety pony pie
>>25883611
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/xt44sp4f9f9yvjo/Vocaroo_s0iKUewymGM2.mp3?dl=0
those some great 3- seconds luigi..thank you.
>>25885057
why would you fap to mlp when you have a girl with you in the SAME ROOM you butt pirate..at least make her pretend to be a pony you cuck.
>>25885178
>why would you fap
because our bodies would be just lightly touching but we would restrain ourselves and edge for hours, letting the sexual tension rise until desire overcomes us and we jump on each other and fuck like animals
Damn you guys can't even cut the bullshit for Christmas
Can't have muh cute pone lewd shit when being female. Pretending to be guy instead.
>>25884886
Shining.
>fucking cute
>adorable with his sis,nonsexually
>good, loving husband
Just feel bad cause he's taken. I usually imagine Candyass died and I move in. Not that I have anything against her. I love them together, but I'm not into cheating stuff.
I also got a plush.
