How can men compete?
>>25881109
>superior stamina
>superior overall physique
>hands
>taller
>beards
>>25881109
By being real
/thread
>>25881109
How can women compete?
>>25881145
That's hot.
>>25881145
They can't.
>>25881118
>Tiny dicks
>Stallions are several times stronger than human man
>Magic
>Doesn't matter
>Doesn't matter
The more likely scenario would human women leaving their men for stallions.
Get cucked apefags!
>>25881167
Ponies
Effortlessly adorable
Women
Have to coat themselves in tons of makeup to even be presentable
>>25881145
Now answer to this is
They cant
>>25881189
>magic
>magic
>magic
>magic
>magic
Get double cucked, person who wants to be dumped and see their gf go to a stallion
>>25881198
THEY LITERALLY CAN'T
>>25881200
Exactly. Magic will win and stallions will cuck humanity back to the stone age.
>>25881247
>Not getting a horsecock and just working out
It's like your first name is Louis
>>25881253
Fag.
>>25881145
They can't, they'll just get mad because they can't. That's how much they can't.
Not really into gay shit but i'd polish his technicolor dong with my mouth in an instant.
>>25881109
>competing
>not immediately bending over and lubing up so he can split you in half with his massive horse schlong
Bruh
>>25881260
>He doesn't want to have a horsecock between his legs
>>25881463
No i don't.
>>25881109
How does Equestria deal with the influx of obese tumblrinas coming in?
>>25881480
What if you could switch between what penis you had?
>>25881503
Why should i?
>>25881189
>Same usable length as a little pony stallion
>only applies to mudponies, and even then only if you don't even lift
>only applies to pansy-ass unicorns
>manlet detected
>yeah
>>25882890
>Same usable length as a little pony stallion
Is this where cucks pretend ponies are two feet tall so they can feel like their pencil dick counts for something?
>>25882919
>wants his gril to leave him for a pony
>calls other people cucks
>>25882919
The ponies in the show aren't that big
>>25884149
Doesn't matter, even some small dogs are bigger than humans. Small ponies are still bigger than a human.
>>25884266
>even some small dogs are bigger than humans
Dude. We get it. You have a micropenis and the accompanying fetish. But some of us are actually larger than a poodle.
>>25884266
The structure of their hips prevents them from hilting; only half of their penis length is actually usable, so humans and little ponies are even on that score. We've been over this so many times.
>>25884427
Horse can hilt (Up the their sheath). Depends on how big the stallion is and the position the mare takes.
>>25884450
prove it
>>25881109
I know!
>We're real.
>>25884539
>We
Woman think they can compete with ponies
Ponies win and don't even exist
>>25884495
Go watch some horse matings
Well i see pros and cons on both sides here
>Stallions have bigger dicks
>Humans have hands
>Stallions are generally more attractive then the average human
>Humans are bipedal
The list can go on, but you get the idea, personally, i think that Stallions would win, at least the cartoon ones
>>25885256
It really comes down to whether you think little ponies are two-pump chumps like horses are.
>>25885535
Well, i mean we did have a horse on the show, and it was much bigger then the normal ponies, but still, if we are trying to relate these ponies to the real things, you are going to run into a lot of problems
>>25884636
>some horse matings filmed from an angle that shows exactly how deep the stallion's penis is going
They cant really
>Cute muzzles
>Cute Manes
>Colorful coats
>Long slender cocks
>Better cuddle-ability
The stamina thing is actually just a meme, ive seen a horse fuck a woman for 5-6 minutes straight
>>25886360
99.6% of stallion-on-woman vids are faked
>>25886579
They're not that hard to find though. You just don't have much variation in the women. Though the stallions there do last a bit longer.
