"Come on Anon, put up your dukes, I wanna fight ya!"
Just stop while ur ahead Twilight
>>25872924
I don't hit women unless they deserve it.
>>25872924
Your proposal is acceptable.
>>25872942
Nice fedora tipping.
>>25872924
>Twilight punches anon in the chest.
>Anon pretends to be hurt.
>Twilight feels awful and gives him a hug and a kiss.
>>25872924
*teleports behind twilight*
Nothing personal kid
>>25872972
Nah fadora tipping would be refusing to hit all women.
>>25872980
this could be a nice green
>>25872924
Twilight, please stop calling my testicles "dukes" and just get to the cbt.
>>25872924
"Ugh...Twi, your form is terrible. If you want to fisticuffs and even stand a chance you have to keep your fists up higher, tuck in your elbows, and-...ugh, here, let me show you."
>Anon proceeds to teach Twilight how to beat him in a fist fight.
>>25872924
No, today you get to either engage in fisticuffs with Trixie or Lyrayou will most likely lose both
>>25872924
I'd sooner up the trashbin lid and gesture her to get in.
EQG is dogshit.
>>25872924
"Heh, you should never challenge some like me Twilight..."
>*unsheates katana*
"Time to die mutie..."
>*Teleports behind you*
"HHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>As you ready your katana overhand, Twilight decks you right in your jiggly gut.
>You immediately double over and start retching
>"How was that Anon?"
"T-that's not how you.....roleplay..stupid bitch..."
>>25873009
>Not hitting women all the time.
what are you? a betafag?
>>25873033
That bitch is creepy.
>>25873051
>time to die mutie
>>25873003
RULES OF NATURE
ok
Said the huge man to his small wife:
Go ahead and hit me. I may find a few laughs, and you may feel better afterward.
>>25872924
>>25873032
>Botj fights end up turning into hair pulling, slapping, punching, biting catfights
>Twilight loses in both scenarios but deals a number on Trixie / Lyra
>Lyra / Trixie make Twilight their personal bitch and engage in lesbian sex
>>25872924
'Okay'
>decks the purple bitch right in her whore mouth, death and blood start flying
>she's close to fainting but is too much in shock to call truce
>firmly plant you're fist into her enlarged socket while eye juice squirts everywhere
>anon gets charged with assault because SJWs
>>25872924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbXMWYMNno
>>25872980
green pls
>>25872924
Those cute little fists. I bet it'll be like a massage.
>>25872924
I want Twilight to wail on me with her little fists.
>>25873209
I GIVE MY LIIIIIFE
>>25872924
Ok...But don't tell anyone if you get hurt!
>>25877651
Is that chris brown?
>>25872924
>>25873209
God I'd pay to see this fight
>>25877292
NOT FOR HONOR
"Are you sure about this? You know I believe in gender equality and I'm not afraid to deck a girl."
>"Yeah, yeah, yeah, quit with the speech and put your fists up."
>You sigh and proceed to ready yourself.
>You waste no time and throws a jab at her face.
>Twilight however does the unexpected and dodges your punch.
>She ducks under you and as quick as lightning she uppercuts you.
>You fall flat on your ass and starts to see stars.
>"Here's the thing Anon, despite the fact that I currently have the body of a high-schooler, I still retain my horse strength. You're lucky I didn't use my legs."
>As you watch her walk away you imagine what you life will look like now that you just got beaten up by a girl.
>>25872924
"Okay."
>You and Twilight spend the next twenty minutes beating the shit out of each other.
>By the end of it, you both look like domestic abuse victims.
>The two of you laugh a little, building up, sharing a giggle over the ass whoopings you had.
>Soon, the laughter dies down, the two of you looking into each others eyes.
>You kiss, dropping each other to the floor.
>What follows is an hour of violent, passionate, slightly disturbing to watch sex.
"-and that's how your mother and I started dating."
>Old Twilight holds your hand.
"Now, RAISE YOUR FISTS ALREADY!"
>"Yeah! Do you WANT to be alone your emtire life?!"
>>25872924
>>25879998
What if life was actually like this in order to find a mate you had to be able to beat the s*** out of her and her you. If one couldn't beat the other it was a sign that they were weak and unable to protect themselves or their family.
>>25880048
Sounds like the Krogans
>>25879946
What fight? Snake would just wring her arms around and smack the back of her head or throw her to the ground like when he fought The Boss.
>>25872924
You know Rainbow Dash wouldn't be happy with that Twilight...
>>25872924
LETS FUCKING DO THISboop
>>25880812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40
>Anon wins
>>25880812
You monster, couldn't you have taken it easy on her? Jesus..
>>25872924
Doryaaaa!!!
>>25880048
>humanity will never evolve to a species that breeds amazonian waifus as the norm
>you will never find your spouse in gladiatorial displays of affection
>you will never raise your kids together in the ways of combat
>we will never be the interplanetary, zerg/spess mehreen-like terrors we were meant to be due to our birth rate
>>25880853
Well, it WAS at one point. Y'know, Spartans and all that.
>>25872924
You are already dead...
>>25880652
>that pic
I bet she fucks like a damn lioness
And wait would dash rekt twilight or you?
>>25880535
>implying that's not what I want to see
>>25872924
B-but I'm in a wheelchair you heartless woman....
>>25881082
>Dash has an adrenaline burst still from her previous workout so when Twilight swings at you she intercepts it and gives her a haymaker to remember.
>As Twilight is laid out you and Dash have adrenaline fueled hour long sex over the unconscious Twilight.
>>25881091you've just got to stand up for yourself Anon
>>25881174
>His smile and optimism, gone.
>>25881174
I need amazonian dash in my life. I long to have pelvis shattering sex. My gf just doesn't do it for me anymore.
I went to an honest place just now
>>25881220
Many of us here would kill 10 newborns to have any girlfriend you ungrateful fuckhead.
>>25880652
>that dash
>You will never be an EqG qt
>You will never fight Twilight...
>>25882774
>that dress
unf
>>25873009
no it's being a stupid faggot that says things like "EQUAL RIGHTS MEANS EQUAL LEFTS"
>>25882774
post more EqG 'im going to beat the shit out of you' pics
>>25881542
With a German accent
Yea I just made you visualize that
>>25884189
b4 bed, 4 u
>>25884189
obligatory
>>25884816
Damn these are some sarky motherfuckers
>You blink a couple of times
"W-wha...?"
>You look down on Twilight, a girl who's two feet shorter than you and just challenged you to fight
>"What you just heard, anon" she raises her fists even further "prepare yourself"
>A very heavy silence reigns in the hallway, while the few students that are still there hold their breath, expecting what your answer will be
>After two minutes trying to process what you just heard, your eyebrow rises
"I refuse"
>Heavy sighs of relief are heard, and the other students return to their activities
>You roll your eyes annoyed, you might be acording to the Vice Principal Luna a good for nothing delinquent who'se only talent is just to punch people left and right; and maybe she's correct, but you would never lay a finger on a woman
>You turn your back on Twilight, ready to go home
>"H-hey! get back here!" shouted Twilight
>You're almost at the entrance door, but out of nowhere, Purple plants in front of you
>"What's the matter?" She wears a smug smile "Afraid?"
"No, i don't fight girls"
>Twilight pouts "Yeah, well, i heard you never turn down a challenge, is it not?"
>She was right, you've gained a reputation in this and other schools for being a terrifying fighter, even gangs from other schools come to Canterlot High just to challenge you
>And you've never said no to anyone, but...
"Theres always a first, and the answer is still no"
> "Fine" Twilight starts to sound irritated " if you don't want to fight, i'll force you to fight!"
Sorry for any grammar errors, english is not my first languageAnyways, do i continue?
>>25885828
You'd better or the ghost of Adam Sandler will haunt your dreams tonight.
>>25885828
>You exit the building, and she's still trying to block your way
>You barely know her, specially since she's a junior, and you're a senior
>And according of what you heard from other people, when she's fixated on something, she's very determined
>you prefered the word obsessed
>"Come on Anon, fight me! is a challenge! you must!"
"For the last time, I will not fight you"
>You hear snickering on the other side of the statue
>"Oh, so THE Anon, who never refuses a challenge, just refuses a challenge?"
>A group of at least 5 guys appears
>You examinate their clothes, as you recognize their color and patterns in their uniforms
"Griffonstone" you say "what are you doing here?"
>"Why else would be in this namby pamby place?" one student says "To challenge you, obviously"
>"Oh the dissapointment" says another " the legend is only a fake"
>Three of them block your way separating you from Twilight, while other 2 approach to her
>"Well, well, aren't you a cutie?" says one big Griffon as he gets closer to Twilight "And feisty too, if you want to fight as well!"
>"N-not at all" Twilight says really unconfortable "i-i just want to...Ahh!"
>You hear Twilight yelp, as one of the griffonstone students yank her arm
>"Come on sweetie, have some fun with us"
>"L-leave me alone, y-you pig"
>A slap echoes to your ears
>"Shut up and come, we'll have some fun all of us"
"Hey! leave her out of this!"
>You're interrupted by a punch to your stomach, leaving you on your kness
>She is not involved in any of your bussiness
>Twilight just stays in shock while being dragged by the thug
>You're Twilight
>A sharp pain numbs your face
>You're being dragged by someone you don't know, and Anon is knocked down
>You're getting nervious, how it all came to this?
"H-help" you mumble "help!"
>No one is around
>>25886213
>"Don't worry girl, we don't bite...too hard" laughs the griffon who's dragging you who know where
>He continues his cackling until he stops out of nowhere while letting your arm go
>You turn your head to see what happened, as your eyes open wide
>You see almost in slow motion how Anon's fist separates from the guy's face, leaving a trail of blood from his fist
>"all right, you faggots want to fight?" this is a different Anon from minutes ago, as he cracks his knucles "Well you got one"
>the other 3 people who were blocking him are getting up, maybe when Anon reached out to you
>"Get him!"
>You see how one throws a right punch to Anon's face which he evades effortless, to grab it, pull it and headbutting the guy right between the eyes, which was knocked out almost instantly
>"Son of a bitch!" one growls while charging at his stomach
>At the moment of the impact you hear Anon grunt, maybe resenting the previous punch to the same area
>While he's busy holding of one, another jumps on Anon's back, to grab him by the neck and punching him in the jaw repeatedly
>"GET OFF!"
>Anon immediatly knees the one he's holding in his stomach at least 3 times, releasing him, trying to regain his breath
>Finally with his hands free, Anon grabs the other delinquent to do some kind of throw
>You've read about this one before, Grecoroman suplex you think is called, you see how the head of the Griffonstone bashes against the pavement, leaving him unconcious
>All of this may look really slow, but it happened in matter of seconds
>There's only one Griffonstone student standing, with his body shaking from the brutal display he witnessed
>"You're next?" says Anon while spitting blood
>"S-SCRAM!!" he shouts while the rest followed him with clumsy movement
>>25886598
>You're Anon once again, and damn your body hurts
>You noticed recently people are now teaming up just to face you, and the numbers are increasing
>That can't be ri-
>You can't even finish your thoughts, as your vision blurrs and the ass meets with the ground
>"A-Anon!!" Twilight screams and holds you "All you alright?"
>Your head spins, you're spitting blood and your stomach is about to give up
"F-fine" you stand "I'm perfectly fine"
>"Anon, i am so sorry! i never wanted any of this to happen!" You see Twilight with teary eyes
>"Nah, don't worry" You shrug "You are not to blame here"
>"B-but..."
"Tell you what, you want to throw a punch at me? do it"
>Maybe it was too many punches in the head, but you just said it
>"What? Anon are you crazy?!"
"Hey, i've taken too many blows already, one more won't make a different"
>"But you're injured" Twilight retorts
"Well, you won't get another chance" you wink at her "Don't worry, no hard feelings"
>She looks hesitant at first but after a few minutes she agrees "O-ok, here i go"
"Come on, hit me with the best you got!"
>You see Twilight charging the hit, it looks like she will hit you with all her strenght, and then, she swings her fist at you
>You recieve the punch right in the gut
>...
"Wow, that was pathetic..."
>You didn't feel anything, not even a tickle
>"H-hey, shut up!" Twilight shouts "here i was worried about you, and... and..."
>"ANONYMOUS! WHAT IS THE MEANING IS THIS!"
>>25886858
>You're now at Principal Celestia's office
>The exact moment Twilight punched you,Vice Principal Luna walked out the building only to encounter two students, one female and one male, the first hitting the second, and both bruised.
>What are the fucking odds
>You could really use a bag of ice right now, those hits you took still hurt like a mother
>At least the icy glare of VP Luna is a great substitute
"What?"
>"Has your hunger for violence gone too far that you go for hurting our female body student?!"
>Whoa, what the fuck?
"Hold it there maam, i-"
>"No! YOU HOLD IT THERE ANON!"
>It was the first time you've heard VP Luna yelling really out loud, any argument you had just got buried down your throat
>"You're dissapointment incarnate! Always average in everything, getting into fight after fight, first in the school, then in the streets, and now against women! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE ANONYMOUS!
>"After today events, it looks like there's no choice but expel you"
"Whoa! What?!"
>"This was the last straw Anonymous" VP Luna says
"Wait a damn minute! i did NOT hit Twilight! I defended her!"
>"Likely story Anonymous"
"I swear it, a group of buffoons of Griffonstone High were taking her somewhere against her will"
>You look at VP Luna into her eyes,while she does the same, as if she was trying to find any trace of lie in your expression
>"He's right, sister"
>Both of you turn your heads at the door, where stands Principal Celestia, with Twilight behind her
>"Twilight told me her side of the story, and the footage of the security cameras also concur with her version"
>Wait...There are security cameras? Well fuck you sideways, all this drama could have been avoided from the beggining
>"Still, Anonymous" Principal Celestia continues "even if was a good deed, fighting is not permitted in the school"
>Oh golly...
>"And you Twilight" Celestia turns to the Purple girl "inciting a fight was wrong from your part, and both of you are gonna recieve a punishment"
>You gulp
>>25872924
>>25886858
Aw. I was expecting Twi to knock him out with the last punch.
>>25872924
Anon snaps Twilights neck and her body crumples to the ground. Anon quickly gets to hacking the body parts off with a fish.
>>25887224
>"Three days of detention" Celestia smiles
>You sigh in relief. Compared to being expelled, this is a picnic
>"Now both of you go to the infirmary to treat those wounds"
"Y-yes Ma'am"
>You immediatly stand up from your chair and grab Twilight, to quickly head where Nurse Redheart is
>a few minutes later
>Twilight is applying ice in your jaw, right after you put an oinment at her slapped cheek
"Ok, Twilight, what the fuck was that?"
>"W-what do you mean, Anon?"
"About all this fighting me bussiness"
>"Oh, that"
"I mean, you know my reputation, so...What made you trying to make me fight you?"
>"Well" Twilight fidgets "Y-you're always alone, no one approaches you, and you hardly talk" and-"
"Ok, disclaimer, i'm a lonely punk, but why?"
>"W-well, Rainbow told me sometimes your type of guys let your fists talk for you"
"Wait, what? Rainbow? the rainbow haired tomboy who likes to read shonen manga and adventure novels?"
>"Yeah, she told me to let my fists to talk for me"
>Your eye twitched after Twilight confession
>You're just too tired and want to rest
"oh goddammnit"
>you just pinch the bridge of your nose and curse at low voice
>"By the way Anon"
>You turn your head to meet Twilight's smiling face
>"Teach me how to fight!"
Continue?
Y/N
>>25887439
For a chance to see Twilight turn from pic related, to video related? Hell fucking Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XpOyV1nOf8
>>25888034
Glad you liked it
I will continue working on more, but i will post it tomorrow
>>25888188
Chek'd
Fighting greens are few and far in between here, I'm always looking forward to see someone try their hand at it
>>25888366
Who the fuck draws something like that?
>>25887439
Very nice green, very nice
Who would win in a fight, Twilight or SciTwi?
>>25888418
Spikefags
>>25888440
My guess would be Scilight since she is used to human anatomy, Equestria Twilight can't write, draw or even hold a cup but the victory would come from sheer coincidence I.e a slap rather then a proper punch
>>25877651
I keked harder than I should've
>>25887439
>Anon teaches Twilight the very basics of boxing (the simplest art of combat)
>with her newfound skills she just has to find a sparring partner of lesser or equal skill so Anon is out of the question
>Fluttershy?
>Fluttershy still TKO's Twilight with weak slow foxy boxing style punches
>Anon thinks at this rate Twilight is worse then Glass fucking Joe
>>25872924
>"Ugh... it's been too long, Twilight, just lemme get back into shape."
>https://youtu.be/YGpJRycj5Q4
>End up dying to Twilight in the ring anyway
>>25872924
>6' 5"
>toned, broad shoulder heavy weight tier
I'll give you a haymaker that will last a week
>>25873051
The thing is, what Twilight can teleports behind you, and i mean literally.
>>25890143
You're the reason I carry a gun.
>Bulk Biceps approaches at the same time, asking the same question.
>Twilight, by way of her reasoning, decides it might be best to let Bulk have the first match.
>Bulk swings a cross at my chest.
>Catch the punch, throw it all the way across my body and spin him around, locking both of his arms against his own chest.
>Drop to the floor, pinning his legs beneath his body and effectively immobilizing him.
>Proceed to squeeze his arms inward until he can no longer effectively inhale.
>Once he's unconscious, stand up, roll him over against the side of the hall and turn to her.
"Now, Twilight. Before we begin, would you like a quick combatives lesson?
>you decide to humor her and let her win
>throw a couple of telegraphed punches, but she still barely manages to dodge them
>let Twilight get a couple jabs in
>she's weak as shit, the nerd
>you put your acting skills to good use and pretend each blow is working you over
>Twilight sees how "tired" you look and finishes you off with an uppercut, sending you to the ground
>she looks at you and then her hands in shocks a few moments before jumping around with joy
>"Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! I did it!"
>after her victory dance, she helps you up
>"That was fun! We have to fight again next time!"
>you shrug trying to show disinterest, but bite your lip a bit
"Alright, sure."
>"Great!"
>Twilight taps your jaw with her fist before giggling and walking off
>each step oozing confidence and self-esteem
>you smile a bit. At least she's happy
No Twilight, I'm here to to sell soap.
