You grab your throne and lay it atop a mountain and proclaim yourself king? You are nothing but a fool Anonymous. You have no castle, no army, no kingdom, let alone subjects who love and respect you. You are king of nothing. Now fall into my cleansing flame and turn to ash, you ape.
Celestia needs more action scenes
>King Anonymous then stubs his toe and cries for an hour straight
>>25862568
I may die here, but I set a goal to reach the top of the world and bask in its glory. I can die with no regrets.
>>25862568
Thats my house damn it! The land value is through the fucking roof and i dont have the money to pay your property tax. Fuck off.
>>25862568
Why is OP always such an idiot? Is it because he's an autistic beta bitch?
That's not imposing, that's pretentious blabbering by an autistic moron who never learned word ordering and proper vocabulary.
Stop sounding like an autistoc japanese weeaboo rrying to sound "cool". Whenever I read pseudo-academic language I automatically imagine a skinjy know-nothing bitch who got bullied in school.
>>25862568
Im only going camping for the weekend. I won't be gone long.
>>25862568
You speak like a faggot, OP. Go back to obedience school where you belong.
>>25862618
Somebody should go outside for a while.
>>25863195
OP needs to learn how to speak like a normal person.
>>25863285
>>25862618
>pseudo-academic language
OP wrote using middle school diction at best. If this is "academic" to you, you honestly should read a book or something, god damn.
>>25863326
So his vocabulary sucks cocks even more by you.
>>25863349
Yeah he writes like a teenager.
But you a fucking vapid-ass nigga desu,
so you're both retards.
>>25863326
Why do you fags take 4chan so seriously? remember that people from other places post here, also underaged as well.
If OP is the second he should get out though.
>>25863371
>Why do you fags take 4chan so seriously?
Ponies are serious business, Anon.Pretending to be pretentious is just as fun as pretending to be retarded.
>OP tries to make prompt
>Gets shit on by autists who actually know how to English
>>25863365
>he writes like a teenager
So he writes like a retard.
YOU WILL NEVER IMITATE CELESTIA AND TWILIGHT'S LEVEL OF SPEECH YOU AUTISTIC MONGOLOID FAGGOTS.
GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND LEARN ABOUT CLAUSES AND CONJUGATIONS BEFORE YOU TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING.
>>25864258
Stop screaming m8
>>25862568
>You lift up your sunglasses and stare at her
"Ok. One: this isn't a mountain, it's a 20 foot tall hill in my backyard. Two: I said I was the king of my hill, this hill. Three: This isn't a throne, it's a fucking lawnchair."
>>25868004
I like you.
Have a beer with me someday.
>>25862568
Look Sunbutt, I'm not proclaiming myself king. I'm just taller than you, get over it.
>>25862568
Step right up...
>>25862568
Celestia, sometimes humans call toilets thrones, calm the fuck down and move, I need to pinch a loaf
>>25868275
Celestia doing everything in her power to keep Anon from taking a shit when?
>>25868275
>"Why are you talking about bread at a time like this?"
>>25862568
Get off of my clay, sunhorse!
>>25868654
You know what I mean you hoars, I'm taking the kids to the pool, now move, I'm grow in a tail over here!
