Did you wash your asshole lately, /mlp/? Your waifu is coming over in 2 seconds and is going to dive right into her favorite part of your body and I hope to god it is clean.
>>25859701
I'll just tell her that I covered my ass in chocolate pudding so it tastes sweeter then it would normally
No
>>25859701
>implying I poop like a disgusting animal
>>25859701
>Implying I'd let anyone get near my sensitive zones.
>>25859772
Nice autism.
>>25859701
Now do you mean, like, -in- my asshole? Cause I gotta be honest with you idk how you even do that outside of actually fingering yourself. I do wash area itself thoroughly when I shower though
>>25860022
Get a rimjob. They feel amazing.
>>25860024
But I'm not gay, and I can't imagine any girl ever doing that. However it's always been a dream of mine to do one
>>25860027
I think you need to meet the right girl who is open to milking your prostate to give you the best orgasm of your life. They do exist.
>>25860027
>you have to be gay to enjoy a rimjob.
>>25860028
I think I'd have better luck finding a real unicorn
>>25859701
Only since I last showered
>>25860024
Have you actually had a rimjob Anon? If you have, what was it like?
>>25860039
Honestly? You need to have prostate stimulation along with the whole tongue action otherwise it is going to feel pretty good but not amazing.
>>25860042
How do you pleasure your prostate while there is already a tongue in your ass?
>>25860051
The tongue is not always in your ass you silly billy. you alternate between fingers and tongue.
>>25860057
Okay, I didn't realize. So have you had one before then?
>>25860060
Yes it was about 5 years ago before I gave up on dating and just embraced being single. It was a wild ride of a relationship with a girl who was actually insane. I don't recommend that at all.
>>25860063
But it must be hard to find a girlfriend that would be willing to do that.
>>25860063
>all these lies contained to one thread
>>25860067
Not really. I've had a few of them and women can be very kinky if you find someone who is comfortable with their sexuality. Society tells you that all women are shy and meek in the bedroom but I promise you most are just as horny as you are they just are shamed for showing it off. I hope we can move past that as a society soon enough and gender roles just kinda fade away.
>>25860071
Nice maymay arrow.
>>25860063
Was her name Julia? Sounds an awful lot like this one girl I slept with a few times.
>>25860086
Emily. Sorry. I imagine a lot of guys dated a crazy girl just to experience "crazy in the head must be in crazy in bed" thing. It is never worth it.
>>25860075
So do I, it's probably true that a girlfriend I had in the past would have been more open and kinky in bed if she was comfortable with her sexuality. I could tell she wasn't though because she was very insecure. So insecure in fact that because she was quite chubby, she literally starved herself so that she would be as skinny as the rest of her friend. Exactly these gender roles you are talking about, women should be skinny and lady like. Anyway, I agree with what you're saying.
>>25860099
Thank god people here can talk about gender roles without blaming "the patriarchy herp derp"
>>25859701
I farted a lot, so I'd advise her not to.
>>25860238
I'll do it.
>>25859701
she likes it dirty.
