>manipulative
>obsessively controlling
>callous
>sadistic
>remorseless
>hair trigger temper
>commie
Why is she soperfect?
>>25858848
>remorseless
Not anymore.
>>25858848
Too bad reformed villains all become beta bitches
>>25858860
She's pretending to not be remorseless to get on the writers' good side.
Glimmer realised the error of her ways...
...and is "befriending" twilight so she can discover/exploit weakness in a way that doesn't break the multiverse.
>>25858869
This is true to be honest family
>>25859002
Especially Discord.
I mean his entire driving motivation to be reformed and stay reformed is that he is under threat that Yellow Quiet will leave him if he isn't well behaved.
>>25858848
The only thing commie about her is her hairstyle.
>>25859021
>tfw M6 being shipped off cross-species in canon
>Spikity
>Fluttercord
>Big Mac was shipped to kill off FlutterMac fanshippers for good
>listening to her voice alongside Twilight and the other ponies
That's why she's best pony.
Kelly Sheridan knocked that shit out of the fucking park
>>25859021
Discord has the right idea. Do what you like, but not to the point where the Powers That Be decide you're a villain and you need to be hammered down.
>>25859067
Yeah, Glimmer's voice is pure sex.
>>25858848
>Wooden stick is just a prop
>She literally just holds down the fucking Alicorn Princess of Friendship and the rest of the elements and rips off their cutie marks like it's fucking nothing.
She wasn't even strained at any point in the entire process.
It was pretty impressive.
>>25858848
Do People Actually Like Starlight Glimmer? or you're just trolling? she's a Fucking Authoritarian Dictator for fuck sake!
>>25859436
I'd let her dictate me with absolute authority any day of the week.
>>25859436
>Authoritarian
Yes.
>Dictator
Double yes.
>Fucking
All of my yes!
>>25859456
I hope you are just Joking.
>>25859468
Nah man.
Nah
>>25858876
>>25858972
>Yfw they actually won't make her play the "I'm totally not taking advantage of your >friendship to get back at you schmucks" card.
>>25859501
>>25859501
You know, I actually thought they gave the CMC's their cutie marks as a cheap way of exploiting "muh chilluns" to garner cheap hate for Glimmer. Turns out I was giving them too much credit, and they did something so retarded that I couldn't come up with anything dumber if I tried. So I thought: "Fuck 'em, I'm making my own canon. With blackjack. And hookers." So far, not really any fucks were given, but that should change if I keep at it long enough.
>>25858848
>Why >was< she so perfect?
FTFY
>>25858848
You tell me
>>25858848
>hair-trigger temper
She sounds like she'd be 10/10 gf I could fight with then have immediate make-up sex with
>"GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE, ANON!" Starlight shouted as you stormed out
"FUCK YOU!" you continued walking
>You were done with her shit
>She forgot about the food in the oven and burnt it, which is somehow your fault
>"I SAID GET BACK HERE!"
>The other ponies in the village peeked through their windows
"NO! I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!"
>She started running and tackled you to the ground
>"I WORK HARD TO KEEP THIS SHITBOAT FLOATING AND I DON'T NEED YOU FUCKING AROUND! I'M NOT SUPERMARE I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING!"
>You reach up and swing at her cheek with a fist
"YOU TAKE OUT YOUR ANGER ON ME EVERY FUCKING DAY, HOW ABOUT" you swing again, knocking her down "WE DISCUSS THIS SHIT INSTEAD OF YOU BOTTLING YOUR ANGER UP AND EXPLODING ON ME?!"
>She grabs you with her magic and flings you across the street into a building
>"MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BEING MORE APPROACHABLE! YOU'RE AND EMOTIONAL STONEWALL, YOU ASSHOLE, YOU NEVER ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY!"
>You lay limp for a moment, that really hurt
>Stand up shakily, still woozy from colliding with a building at 40mph
"Y-yeah? Maybe you should try to start the conversations, I can't be expected to do it all."
>You swayed a bit
>"I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU, AND YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO... To at least just ask me how my day went?"
>You walk over to the angry little pony and smack her
"I care, I'm just not good with the words and whatnot. That's why I build things."
>Starlight shoves you down and climbs on top of you
>"Damnit, I want to be mad at you, but you always know just what to say." her lips touch yours
>"Are you alright?"
"I'm fine."
>Your pants unzipped and Starlight rolled onto her back, pulling you on top of her
>"We have to. Now." she pants
>You became diamonds when she kissed you, it was always how the fights ended
>You take Starlight in the missionary position, her limbs wrapped tightly around you as you plowed her in the middle of the street
>You promised to never fight like that again
>It happened two days later
>The cycle continued
>>25860449
Are you the same guy who did the frozen wasteland cyoa? Because if you are, you need tostop this shit right now, you're not getting Starlight's character right at all. I think Limestone Pie is more your thing. This interpretation of Starlight would fit Limestone far more.But if you insist on writing more Starlight, I suggest brushing up on the finer points of her personality. Maybe re-watch the premier a few times and read up on commentary regarding her. She's not just a cunt who yells at everything, you know.
>>25858848
>commie
>>25860517
I'm not
I'm just some Anon who likes intra-relation fistfights
>>25860652
Oh. Okay. Disregard everything I said then.
>>25859436
Democracy is overrated
>>25858848
Because you're a masochist?
