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>"Friendship advice! Anypony need friendship advice?"
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>"Friendship advice! Anypony need friendship advice?"
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>>25854949
That was fucking retarded.
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>>25854949
"Oh sorry i thought you said fucking advice"
>W-what?
"i just assumed with the two mares and the heart and everything-..."
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>>25854949
I just moved to a new city that already occupied an old friend. I have no actual friends here besides that one and even then we might hangout once every 2-3 months. I don't see any of the people I work with ever becoming real friends as their interests and personalities straight up don't match mine in any way. How can I find some friends that I'd pair well with?
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>>25855067
post on craigslist that you have weed and want someone to come help you smoke it
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>>25855067
Just go to a bar or a club or any other place where many other people are and just talk with them. Many will turn you down but you will eventually find someone that talks the same language.
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>>25855121
Or you might get raped or stabbed, who knows
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>>25855344
Yeah... But no risk no fun, right?
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>"Is it bad to laugh uncontrollably the first time I see the size of my coltfriend member?"
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>>25855425
Yeah it is. Stop being a bitch Vinyl.
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>>25855067
Go to gathering social gathering.
Initiate friendship protocols.
??????
Profit?

>>25855087
Anon he wants to befriend someone, not rape them. There's a difference.
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Here's my question. You drew a heart in between your faces. That mean you two are a couple?
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>>25856735
>"Erm, no duh, Anon? With the 3 to 1 ratio of mares to stallions in Equestria, 2 out of 3 mares are lesbian out of necessity."
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>>25854949
There's this girl at my gym who I graduated high school with. She's kind of an internet/gaming nerd, enjoys kush as much as me, and has a nice butt. Recently she sent me a friend request on facebook and stops what she's doing at the gym to talk to me.

She strongly reminds me of Dash.

What do I do guys?
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>>25856809
Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>25856809
>messing with 3dpd
This can't have a happy ending.
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>>25854949
I met these 6 guys in 2009 over Xbox Live playing Transformers 2. We've been hanging with each other since then, putting up with each other's shit and having arguments, but still coming together to have some fun gaming times.

As per usual, we grew up and started to drift, with our lives off the console taking us to different directions. 2 guys eventually got tired or too busy for gaming and left forever and 2 others disappeared without a trace. Despite this I never really cared too much as I still had contact with 2 of them who I talked to the most (even exchanged phone numbers)

Ever since college, I've had a bad tendency to drop out of contact for extended periods of time without warning. This was even a problem when I was younger. I don't have any friends besides these 2 guys and even when I try to make new ones, I just can't seem to click.

Recently my semester ended and I decided to hit these guys up again for some good times. However, when I texted I got no responses. I figured that it was just them not being awake, but when I go online they ignore my invites and messages. I admit my communication skills are fucked up and this makes me a complete asshole. I've been feeling pretty empty and bummed out by this, I need advice on how to fix this (if possible)
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>>25854949
"I think i accidentally raped my waifu."
"Is there a way to unrape her?"
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>>25856809
Date her so that she realizes what a mistake she's made and fully commits to lesbianism.
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>>25856946
You don't need a genius to know the answer to that, faggot.
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>>25856954
She probably will once she sees his stack of MLP clop, or if they fuck and he calls her Dashie during sex.
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>>25856971
This fag here>>25856809

Her nickname is muffins
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>>25854949
I know a little girl that watches MLP hentai and now thinks that she's gay. I would try to do something about it if her mental instability weren't so damn hilarious to observe. Also, I have no friends...
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>>25857005
>MLP hentai
You must be 18+ to browse here.
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>>25857040
The Japanese have the right to jerk it to horses too. You can't keep all the scrumptious plot to yourself.
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>>25857082
Not sure if you are an actual retard or just pretending.
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>>25857102
Not sure if you're pretending to think I'm a retard because you are in awe of my intellectual superiority, or are in denial because of your inferiority complex.
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>>25857122
Do you even know what hentai means?
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>>25857151
Why would I contemplate the definition of my fap fodder?
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>>25857164
>No more questions.
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>>25854949
I miss the original threads by rarenonymous. How do we get rarenonymous to come back?
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>>25858424
I thought they got a tumblr.
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>>25858700
>rarenonymous
It stopped updating.
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>>25854949
My friend doesn't like apples, what should I do?
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