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~Inventory~
==Important Shit==
Name: (Unknown)
Race: Earth Pony
Location: Stalliongrad
Health: 100%
Bits: 250
==Backpack==
=Items=
Old Shortsword
Sleeping Bag
Makeup
Leather Jacket
=Food=
Protein Bars (3)
Vodka (40%)
Chips (3)
Fries (2)
Hayburger (2)
Soda (2)
Filly Meal
>>25850028
so... wat do now?
>>25850028
>Strolling down the sidewalk, you hum a little tune to yourself.
"Hmm hm hm hmm hm hm the world was gonna roll me..."
>While you entranced yourself in your song, you bump into somepony.
"Oh! Sorry!"
>The pony-- the mare-- gets up.
>She had a lime coat, light pink hair, and a very nice body.
>Not fat, but not ripped either; sturdy would be a good way to describe that.
>"It's cool. I suppose I should have dodged you anyway. My name's Lemon Heart, by the way. What's yours?"
>horse.exe is not responding
>The pretty girl is talking to you.
>What do you say?
>>25850059
>I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
>>25850072
This. Also, we should go to welfare office and apply for autismbux now because we're neet.
>>25850059
Hi, my name isDanger Zone
>>25850072
>>25850128
"...I like shorts."
>She giggles softly.
>HNGGGG
>"Well, nice to-- heh heh-- know. I need to go, maybe we'll see each other again!"
>She trots away with a spring in her step.
"...See ya."
>Now what?
>There's a lot to fuck with, since the day is still alive!
>Maybe you could go to the arcade, the mall, another city, the ghetto, I mean fuck, this place has everything.
>You could even go back home if you wanted.
Stalliongrad is a big city, and because of this, has almost everything. Choose any place you want to go to, it doesn't have to be the listed things.
>>25850355
Go to a ghetto alley and confront some ziggers for the hell of it. When things go to hell, run like a motherfucker
>>25850355
Let fate decide. Pick a direction and go until we find something interesting.
>>25850335
Can this be our name? It fits both the character and the CYOA perfectly.
Bump for mayhem.
>>25850525
>Fuck it, you started this adventure to rape the minds of the innocent.
>You stroll into the red light district, pimps and zebras as far as the eye could see.
>Seeing a particular striped zebra with a few rings in his nose, you plan the offense.
"HEY BITCH!"
>"Yo zigga what the fu--"
>His reply was met with a buck to the face.
>TKO.
>As well as that went, there were also his friends to deal with.
>The group met you with knives and one unicorn even brought a spear.
>Shiiiiit, you need a miracle.
Zebra #1 is knocked out.
Zebra #2 appeared!
Zebra #3 appeared!
Unicorn appeared!
Your move.
>>25851399
RIP
Steal the spear
>>25851399
You need to run. Go right through them. Knock someone over and then run.
>>25850028
So is there a plan for this quest OP? It seems a bit too open.
>>25852110
like the wind