because I don't have any friends

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>>25840156
TO FUCK BITCHES AND GET MONEY!

Do I look like I have a fucking cutie mark?

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>>25840156
WHY DO YOU THINK?

>>25840156
Well... don't you faggots help ponies find their Cutie Marks and destiny? I'd like some of that.

>>25840156
Because I don't have a cutie mark.

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>>25840156
The little filly's question echoed throughout my head. Why did I want to join the Cutie Mark Crusaders? Was it because I needed a friend? Was it because I wanted a closer relationship with one of them? Or was I just suitable because I didn't have a cutie mark, and I never would. I thought long and hard at that moment before giving my response. "You see, girls," I spoke, "I believe in your message. I believe in your goal. You've done a lot on your own, but what if we worked together? I could be a benefactor, you see - someone to pull rank. Someone who can tug at the strings of the bureaucracy and open doors you never thought possible. I'm not looking for anything in particular in return, but you - you could always use another friend to help you along, couldn't you? What do you say?"

>>25840156
Because I want to be the little filly.

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>>25840156
Because look at flank, guys. It's completely blank! You were once like me! Let me find my true calling!

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>>25840156
I JUST WANT SOME FRIENDS OKAY

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>>25840273

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bump

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>>25840273
you're very furry

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>>25840156
To take back Equestrian land from the dirty gryphon

>>25841079
fluttershy no

>>25840156
To find what my purpose in life is, but humans don't get cutie marks and know that they found their purpose, sometimes goin right by it. Your group would be the most eligible in finding my purpose.

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>>25840239
I cant unhear his voice...