This comic is literally /mlp/'s dream.http://img07.deviantart.net/e72c/i/2015/337/0/d/sunset_shimmer_simulator_by_doublewbrothers-d9ivhzg.jpg
>>25839857
>No hooves
No its not
>>25839857
Well, except for the bit where I die at the end, yeah.
>>25839857
She forgets you after I dick her down
I make her truly feel like a woman
I reach places and do things she's ever experienced before
In the end she can't win against the cock
>>25839857
>EQGshit
PART of /mlp/, thank you very much.
>>25839880
>OP and the other 3 shitposters
FTFY
>>25839857
Those eyes stare into your soul
>>25839857
>shimmerfag shit
>>25839879
>forcing another shit meme
I can't even put into words how fucking autistic you are.
>>25839857
>that "I do" panel
My heart.I plan on proposing to my girlfriend of several years in a couple months, and I'm pretty damn certain she's going to say yes.
Just the thought of her looking at me on that special day and uttering those two words is enough to make me tremble.
>>25839942
>"...but first you have to promise me you won't look (or worse fap) at those cartoons for little girls anymore"
"..."
>"...h-honey?"
>>25839857
>getting married
>dream
Nightmare, more like.
The institution of marriage is dead.
>>25839942
Record it with a hidden camera, brah.
>>25839949
>>25839954
This.
And make sure you two start fucking like there was no tomorrow, afterwards.
On camera, of course.
>>25839964
Oh! Oh! And call her "SUNSEEEEEEET!" when you cum into her!
>>25839942
I hope you mean your horse-girlfiend
>>25839857
Yes.
Except the dying part.
>>25839982
...uhm, I'm afraid that's the only CERTAIN part.
>>25839984
Aw man.
>>25839949
>"Marriage? Family? They're Prisons, Jerry!"
>>25839948
She already knows I like pone and has zero issues with it. Her older sister is also a fan. And she's 'bated to shit just as weird as I have, so we both acknowledge that neither of us has any right to dictate "allowable" porn to the other.
>>25839954
>>25839964
Haha, no.Well maybe the camera during the wedding itself thing, but not after.
>>25839974My pone-waifu is actually Vinyl.
>>25839857
Thanks god all the Shimmerfags die at the end
>>25839857
you see those last few panels?
that's anon dying from the cancer of his "waifu"
>>25839857
>literally /mlp/'s dream
It's a human and it's EqG
>>25840027
That joke was already made. Still funny tho.
>>25839919
You getting upset about it makes you pretty fucking autistic too.
>>25839919
>>25840050
What was it?
Daily reminder that women are incapable of unconditional unless it is towards their children and are only concerned about your status and what's in it for her
So this comic is invalid
>>25840259
>>25839857
>This comic is literally /mlp/'s dream.
This is what shimmerfags actually believe.
>>25840259
>>25840059
Nyxposter being a cockgargling faggot, alot like this queer >>25840050
>>25840292
>Glimmerfags ACTUALLY believe people like their shit character and forced "meme"
Haha, fuck off.
>>25839993
>Vinylfag
Get out.
>>25839949
In actuality, marriage is dead. But that doesn't mean the vast majority of us, at some level, want more than nearly anything an ideal marriage.
>>25840259
I can feel the euphoria from here
>>25839942
Good luck, anon! You're doing well for someone who visits 4chan.
>>25839993
>Vinyl
Get out
>>25840928
I can smell your newfaggotry from here
>>25840988
He's not lying, but then there are people who have been on 4chan longer than they've been married.
I want to die now
