Do ponies like boops?
>>25835043
doesn't matter, they're getting boops.
>>25835043
>Do ponies like boops?
It is not a question of if they like them, but rather how they simply cannot get enough of them once introduced.
Much like several black-market narcotics, boops are incredibly addictive and, once a pony has partaken, consumes all drive and desire from then on. Indeed, once too many ponies have been booped, the Equestrian economy is doomed...
>>25835100
>anon, drug dealer master
>"I AM THE ONE WHO BOOPS"
So cringy it hurts.
>>25835100
>Case File 'Project Mega'
>Subject #5490
Note the unfocused eyes. Boops has not yet been administered, yet subject 5490 is already displaying pre-emptive signals of inhebriation.
Upon administration of boop, temporary loss of muscle control resulting in involuntary movement.
>>25835185
that's adorable- I MEAN
THE HORROR
>This was so wrong.
>You heard the stories of the place.
>You only did it once at a party before.
>But once was enough to get you hooked.
>Walking into the stall you closed the door behind you.
“Is anyone there?”
>A shuffling noise from behind the divider told you there was.
>”You know how this works right?”
>No, no you didn’t.
>You were a good mare, a mare who didn’t do things like this.
>”First timer eh, ok look five bits for the basic, ten and you get a bit more.”
“The ten bit one.”
>Swallowing loudly you closed your eyes as a hand came through the hole in the divider.
>Slowly and methodically it reached up to your ear.
>Oh sweet Celestia did that feel good.
>The hand pinched your left ear just lightly enough for you to feel its touch.
>Then just as quickly it over to the top of your head and began the petting.
>Your eyes crossed from the sensation.
>Fighting to stay standing your knees trembled beneath you.
>Then it stopped, with the last of your strength you opened your eyes.
>Just in time to see the hand moving up to your nose.
>”Boop.”
*SPLOOSH*
>Best ten bits spent ever.
>>25835185
fucking cute as fuck
>>25835185
Damn Anon, spoiler that shit next time. Don't you know there are manchildren here?That's cute though
>>25835230
10atta10
>>25835185
Jesus that is fucking adorable.
>some of the most notorious drug addicts in our world died
>they all went to equestria
>only to become hooked on boops
>layne staley, mike starr
>bon scott, scott weiland
>all of em.
>hooked on boops in the afterlife
>shooting up black tar boops in the bathroom of sugar cube corner
>will the cycle ever stop
>>25835185
>Case File 'Project Mega'
>Subject #3782
'Boop' protocol achieving higher than expected addiction rate. Further observation if test subjects recommended. Attached: photograph of 'extreme booping' as described by addicts. Apparently, after a certain amount of exposure, 'boops' no longer achieve the expected high, and thus further experimentation is performed by test subjects. A device known as a 'twitch' has become a commonplace trade item amongst 'bumpers'.
>>25835185
I want to do this to Luna.
yes.
>>25835043
of course
Boop
>>25835185
This...this will do
boops are nice. especially unexpected ones.
