Badly explain an mlp episode plot
It's big, smelly, and covered in fur.
everyone got way too into crystal
>>25830877
I don't remember there being an episode about an alaskan bull worm.
>>25830846
>The Lost Treasure of Gryphonstone
Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie go help Jewish catbirds find the Über-Juden Statue, but fuck it up.
>>25830918
but thats exactly what happened
Mistakes are made and platitudes are learned
discord does some shit but gets stopped in the end
>>25830912
He's talking about Pinkie Pie's ass. You know, because the old we watch it for the plot maymay.
>The Cutie Pox
Preteen girl tries asks African witch to help her get a tattoo on her ass, but she ends up plastered
a single young female makes the whole school go wild
The exact moment it stopped being fun to watch.
>>25830964
this was it.
>>25830976
Correct. I have a poster of it hanging in my room so that I never forget the exact moment friendship died.
>>25830846
a thing happens, choice words are said, a certain pony makes them feel bad about themselves, instant turn around. credits poof.
>>25830976
>that webm
>mfw
Twilight gets bored and fucks shit up.
Solution, for those who don't want to guess:Lesson Zero
>>25830846
>Bridle Gossip
Ever since the appearance of a stranger from the forest, a child disappears with the mysterious visitor as her family and friends struggle to find where she is, and if she is still alive.
>>25830846
>Spike at your service
Pure shit
>>25830846
Pinkie is having being fun being in lesbians with Rainbow Dash, but then Revy from Black Lagoon complicates things
>>25830846
>The Best Night Ever
Six girls who are best friends enter a party together, but find it to be quite more "interesting" than they all imagined.If you know what I mean.
>>25830846
>pilot episode
An introvert is told to go experience the wonders of ponies, and despite initially thinking that this is dumb as hell, they eventually become obsessed with the magic of friendship.
This is also the plot of how a lot of us joined the fandom.
>Wonderbolt Academy
Sexual tensions rise between two up and coming cadets in an attempt to impress their Captain.
Twilight gets lost in the forest to visit zecora, gets stoned and ends up with snail's juice all over her face.
>>25831276
>Revvy
Holy shit how did I not xd
Fug dd
>Dragonshy
A mighty ruler sends out half a dozen of her greatest warriors to slay a gigantic dragon atop a perilous mountain, but one warrior's cowardly antics deliver her and her comrades into more peril than even a single dragon could cause.
So these ponies had to clean up a bunch of snow but they were bad at it. And this new pony wanted to help but she was bad at it. Then the new pony realized she could help the other ponies not be bad at it, so they cleaned up the snow and nobody was bad at it anymore.
Hinata Hyuga takes some bad advice from a T.J. Mackey/Mr T mash-up, and have a row with everyone.
A young boy is saved from danger by a local farmhand, and then proceeds to offer himself as a slave to said farmhand, and somehow messes up being a slave. The farmhand then has to get him to stop being her slave.
>>25830846
So these two chicks want to have a play date, right? Thing is, some lizard guy who they got stoned with one time wants to fuck up their day, so he pretends to have sniffles and then ruins their house. Eventually they go on a road trip and get involved with a giant tentacle monster that makes lizard man actually sick. Tha end.
>>25830846
>pic related
A once competent character must now become a brain-dead stereotype as she finds herself in a rip off of Highschool Musical rather than focus on a transition than character has made from a simple librarian to a princess of friendship and magic. Watch as the horrible writing is replaced by cliched antics and awfully adapted variations of everyone's favorite mane six! And they hate each other for some reason! But thanks to every going through a tottaly no rehearsed dance sequence that was honestly the only decent part of the movie (until Brad shows) mysteriously wins over the entire highschool on her side. Then she co ntinues to battle for the affection of Brad, a boy who's so empty-headed from years of substance abuse that his rich parents paid him out of due to believing he is a subpar guitar player to the point he is nothing more than a bland "dude" with no authenticity about him. Twilight then beats Sunset Shimmer (she's like the abortion version of Twilight, yet is still alive for some reason) when the two have a duel of magic when she becomes Satan...Then is horribly transitioned into being redeemed.
>EQG: RR
A vast improvement where characters are somewhat better developed for a story no one fucking wanted, where three sirens bainshed to the Human Realm are stuck in the forms of jailbait. Sunset and the mane six must try and stop their seductive hip-swaying before the whole school can fall victim to the sweet jailbait booty in an unnecessary sequel. It was like eating a slightly less worse shit than before, but it's still shit. Just more fun.
>EQG:FSG
...More jailbait--but not as captivating as the Dazzlings--and the humanverse's true Twilight fight against Canterlot High in a not as well cared for (but not hated) treequel.
>The inevitable fourth one
I'm just waiting for the porn at this point desu. No one really cares at this point (not even the target audience).
>>25832179
>A vast improvement where characters are somewhat better developed for a story no one fucking wanted, where three sirens banished to the Human Realm are stuck in the forms of jailbait.
This man gets the truth.
>>25830976
I don't want to feel that feel anymore...
>>25832179
>EQG
So this broad grew some new body parts right? Well, it's bugging her, but luckily, she gets to go on an adventure where she gets a brand new body. She's trying to find some jewelry, right? But some other girl wants it too, so the adults hide it and make them compete for it, but then the other girl steals it anyway. She throws a shit fit and gets told off.
>EQG 2
So the bitch that got told off in the first one is all sorry now, right? She feels bad, but lucky for her, some new bitches are in town trying to steal her drama. She invites the girl whose jewelry she stole over, but she can't seem to get people to stop paying attention to the new bitches. So they sing a song and make them feel bad.
>EQG 3
So it turns out the jewelry girl from the first one has a clone that makes a new piece of jewelry that starts fucking up everyone's day. Sorry girl tells her off and she feels bad.
Equestria Girls 4:
Flash rams Twilight with his humanized dick, and she gets preggers (because wtf do talking horses know about contraception?). Then she returns to Equestria through the magic portal, and 9 months later she gives birth to a humanoid-horse abomination. Celestia forcibly executes it before her very eyes, and Twilight undergoes a period of deep depression, mainly resulting from the general discomfort caused by her lactating horse-tits.
>>25830846
So this designer chick can't design worth shit, right? So this kid who worships her or some shit finds a way to help her design stuff that isn't shit! Swell deal, right? Well, turns out now that she's a good designer, she just wants to design everything, so she starts fucking the whole town up. Anyway, none of that really matters. The kid tells her he doesn't like her designs anymore and she gets over it.
>Slice of Life
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>>25832423
So there are these two asses, right? They're getting hitched and some bimbo fucks up the day! So they're scrambling to get it all put together and meanwhile shit starts going down. I'm talking fever dream nonsense, man. Giant lizards in the spa, some kind of beedril fucking up random buildings, and some kind of car... speaker... thing that just starts picking people up left and right. But it didn't, and that's how the day was saved.
>Friendship is Magic
Nerdy high-class girl gets sent to live in a ghetto full of crazy people, then gets into a fight and decides to stick around. Basically the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song, except backwards.
>The Ticket Master
A heartbreaking story about the inability of God to understand the limitations of mortals. Has a twist ending.
>Applebuck Season
Town gets wrecked because one hick has insomnia.
>Griffon the Brush-Off
Story about a lesbian love triangle. It's resolved by getting rid of the foreigners.
>Boast Busters
A stage magician takes advantage of mentally disabled children, then loses her home in a bear attack.
>Dragonshy
An assassination mission ordered by the nation's monarch is nearly ruined by the weak heart of one of the chosen assassins.
>Look Before You Sleep
Girls have a slumber party and give each other makeovers. Widely considered to be one of the high points of the show.
>Bridle Gossip
An African gives strange plants to innocent townsfolk, damaging their livelihoods.
>>25830846
So there's this ex-con, right? He's got a main squeeze now that loves hanging out with him. Anyway, there's a big party coming up and she ditches him to go get high with some other bitch. This pisses him off, so he finds his slimiest bro to help him crash the place and steal all their shit. Eventually, he decides to try to kill her new friend, but she says "uh... mate, chill the fuck out" and he's all "oh alright" and everyone goes on their way.
>>25830846
some big niggers come and fuck shit up, princess bitch is a cuck lmao
>>25830846
So this chick's ex-boyfriend is getting married to some bitch, right? But the bitch is a super bitch, so the chick decides to sabotage things. Turns out, she did so well it made the bitch turn from Pretty-n-Pink to Black-Snooty, so now she's invited all her ugly friends to the party and everyone's pissed, so John Snow uses the power of his boner to blast her out of the city. Everybody had a pretty nice day after that.
Pinkie's autistic sister comes to visit.
>Filli Vanilli
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>>25830846
So there's this chick and it's getting cold, right? Well, turns out it's so cold that her pet has grown tired of living and tries to off itself. It tries suffocating in the dirt, drifting into turbines, and just general suicidal things. Eventually the chick decides she's tired of his shit and lets him bury himself. Meanwhile there's some Game of Thrones reference or some shit.
>>25832718
Oh my sides. But so damn accurate.
Fluttershy is shy and then she's not shy anymore but then she's shy again.
>>25830846
A lesbian couple have a nasty breakup, and so one of them decides to get with three other girls at the same time on her rebound. They had such a good time it left permanent marks on their asses. Meanwhile, the two lebsians get back together after her ex realized she's not very good at nailing herself.
You fucking retards you don't put the episodes name along with the vague descripion. Half the fun of these kind of threads is guessing.
>>25830976
TIMEEE TOOOOO SAYYYYY GOOODBYEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpd-2buQc0
Applejack builds a barn while other things happen.
>>25833000
This really.
>>25833000
Trips confirm
>>25833000
Dubtrips confirm, stop being faggots
>Well there's these dudes, I mean grown men right, who watch my little pony, and they make up all these stories about the ponies and well the show made an episode about these other pony stories.
>>25830846
Hillbilly pony and family go on a roadtrip to see if Apples can be made into Pies.
>>25834328
Also, there are two right answers to this one.
