>"Stay away from me you homo! I have a wife and I'm straight!"
>>25824453
No means yes.
And yes means anal.
>>25824453
Oh don't worry Shining I'll plunge that butthole of yours sooner or later.
>>25824453
Oh, so just because my species is of homo-sapiens you assume I'm gay? Did you want that to be the case, faggot horse?
>>25824453
Your wife would be very upset if she found out you are having an affair with Starlight. Even if you two would make a great couple. My mouth however won't remain shut unless I have some sort of compensation. Which just so happens to be your anal virginity.
>>25824453
Aren't you castrated though?
>>25824453
...then how the hell do you explain this?
>>25824453
>and I'm straight
So is iron til you pound it.
>>25824453
We'll see about that, pretty boy.
>>25824453
>I have a wife and I'm straight
Let me leave you with a quote from a massive prick then
"Look at what Bob Massingbird did to Oscar Wilde - big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar, the terror of the ladies. A hundred and fourteen illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion and author of the bestselling pamphlet 'Why I Like to Do It with Girls' - and Massingbird had him sent down for being a whoopsy.”" - Blackadder
>>25824453
That's not what you said back in college. You were such a lonely boy back then. Your girlfriend so far away, your friends in different schools. I saw you, and I took you in. You may try to deny what we had those four years, but that doesn't erase it from my memory... or yours.
>>25824453
"Uh, yeah. Yeah! That's right! Haha, you're just too good for me Shining you crafty fuck. I was uh, naked in your bed, waiting for you to come home after unexpectedly cutting short your training of the troops. And I ah, accidentally got your sheets all sweaty and covered in cum stains from the anticipation of seeing you. Haha, you're just too clever for me Shining. One day I'll seduce you though!"
ITT: /mlp/ is literally gayand I couldn't be more proud
>>25824453
Your wife wants to watch you get fucked in the ponut by me.
>>25826475
We invented Braeburn porn and all the gay it created
We tainted the straight majority of the fandom
And then the show gave us this guy and fanned the flamesThe gay risesWe're cumming inside with no survivors
It would be extremely sticky for you...
>>25824453
>>25826465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci0pI97PEes
>>25826544
>gay baneposting
This is the weirdest boner I have ever had.
>>25826567
whoa man
let's not get too crazy in here
>>25826567
LEWD
>>25826567
Whoa now lets don't get lewd here
>>25826567
CHRISTIAN BOARD
>>25824453
"Whoa, whoa! Who said I was homosexual? Look, I know Rainbow Dash called me a faggot earlier, but that's, like, a figurative thing! It doesn't mean I literally engage in faggotry."
>>25826567
You wouldn't dare.
>>25826803
>rainbow dash
>calling anyone else gay
>>25826554When your ass is in ruins, you have my permission to cum
>>25826731
>>25826741
>>25826778
>>25826792
You cucks call yourselves faggots?!
>>25826567
MOAR!
>>25826938
>shipping mando with bane
>>25826938
>Mandopony and Bane
>>25826803
>>25826822
>kick dirt in bluehomo's disgusting snout
>curl an arm around both love- and shield-horse and stroll off into Celestia's beautiful sunset
>>25826567
>>25824453
>"Not for long..." you said and tackled him to the ground.
>Shining Armor tried to use his magic to defend himself from you, but before he could even lighten his horn up, it was too late.
>Your fingers were already cratching him behind his ears, pleasing that soft, sensitive spot of everypony in Equestria, only human's touch could reach in the most effective way.
>the way you discovered by sheer accident last week, when petting Pinkie's mane last week.
>the way that made her turn into an affectionate little pet for you, who smiled like on a sugar high, just when you asked her who your little pony was.
>Seeing how much of a bliss this was for Pinkie, you decided to see how other ponies would react and as such spend the last two weeks petting yourself through half of Ponyville and some other towns in Equestria.
>By now you were no longer known as Anonymous, the Bipedal, but Anon, The Cuddler.
>Mares were sitting at your side, licking your fingers like happy puppies and stallions laid to your feet, their legs twitching while you gave them belly rubs.
>And soon, Shining Armor, Prince of the Crystal Empire, was going to join them.
>>25828310
8/10 Needs more bane-posting references
>>25828310
>Already you could feel Shining's legs wooble under you, as you petted him behind the ears.
>He tried to resists as hard as he could, thinking how vile of a creature you are for having conquered so many ponies in the last days, including his little sister.
>But at the same time he starts to wonder, how this wonderful tingle down his spine can really be all that bad at all.
>His brain becoming almost mush, as he starts to feel more and more relaxed and kind of...secure?
>Yes, that is the word. Secure.
>Like in the days of his childhood, when he was just a little colt, laying in front of the fireplace in the living room, his little sis at his side, snuggled in a warm blanket and...
>"N-no...", he moans, trying to shift away from you.
>But you have him where you want him to be. In your grisp, one arm snuggled around his waist, the hand of the other one scratching his neck.
>"What's the matter Shining? Don't you feel good?"
>Instead of giving him the chance to answer, you wander down his neck to his belly and give him a good rub.
>"Is my little Shiny cranky?"
>>25829057
This,
Should not be giving me an erection...
>>25829057
>This seems to spark his resistance up a bit.
>"I am not your little Shiny, you fag-"
>"Attah, boy", you say, flipping his snout.
>To his own surprise, it shuts him up, while also filling him with an emotion he was not expecting to get from dealing with you. Shame.
>The kind of shame a little kid feels, when being catched with one hoof in the cookie jar.
>"Such a foul language, Shiny", you say in played up disappointment. "What would your parents think?"
>This remark makes him growl at you, much to your surprise.
>At least till you remember, that you had actually claimed them only a couple of days ago.
>See, after you managed to get Twilight eating out of your hands... then again, that is a tale for another day.
>Right now you were busy making Shining embrace your ministration.
>"I swear to you human, I will..."
>"What? What will you do?", you ask him, while grabing after his snout and shutting it down as if Shining acts like a bad dog.
>And just like a dog, he begins to lowly growl and whince.
>"Will you just insult me again as "homo"? If so, then i think I will have to do this", you declare.
>Next thing Shining knows, the hand that has hold him so far starts scratching over his cutie mark and...
>"Oh sweet Celestia", he thinks out of sudden, freezing under you.
>Shining Armor has no idea why, but it feels fantastic.
>Like being wrapped up in a blanket while getting kissed by Cadance.
>He tries to gasp for air, but your other hand holds his mouth shut, making it hard for him to breath, tears forming in his eyes.
>"You like that?", you ask, scratching him even more, which makes him shudder, while also his little soldier begins to slowly emerge from his sheat.
>>25829218
>>25829218
>He tries to say no, but all he can give you are light whines, wile he twitches in your grip.
>With a nefarious smile you then decide to be even more evil and push him closer to you, putting him into a bear hug and whispering something utterly horrible in his ear:
>Who is a good Shiny? Yes you are. You are so cute!
>He knows you are making fun of him and that he shouldn't listen to these words, but... they just sound so right, coming out of your mouth.
>Like the highest praise he can think of.
>Any protest he may have wanted to stutter dies down instantly in his throat.
>Right at the time, you decide to no longer hold his snout down, instead using the other hand to hold him even tighter to you, like a kid its teddy bear.
>"You are so god damn adorable, my little Shiny", you say.
>"Shiny" as you call him doesn't even dare to protest anymore.
>Instead he enjoys the warm feeling of your face against his neck, a silly smile forming on his face at your praise.
>By now his stallionhood pokes hard against his belly.
>Something he doesn't even realize, until you start to let one hand wander down to it.
>"Well, what have we here?", you say, giving it a soft squeeze.
>Immediately Shining snaps out of whatever half entranced state he was in, thanks to you.
>>25829312
If you even think of stopping I swear to god I will kill you
>>25829614
I don't take kindly to threats.
... *hugs*
>>25829312
>"What is it, Shiny", you ask, giving his erection a soft stroke. "Doesn't it feel good?"
>"N-no..."
>"Oh, Shiny", you say, giving him another stroke. "I am disappointed. Again, lying?"
>Much to his surprise, you give his mane soft peek with the lips. Not in a sexual manner, but something that feels rather parental.
>"You make me kinda sad", you tell him and watch as his ears flip down in disappointment.
>"So...sorry", he mutters, without even knowing why he apologizes to you.
>But before he has the chance to think about it, you already scratch his belly with one hand, while you give his erection a shake with the other one.
>"There, tere", you say with a smile, to show him you are not too angry with him.
>For the next couple of seconds, you are just sitting there, cradling the once oh so prideful stallion in your lap, your left hand scratching his belly and neck, which by now he stretches as far as he can just to give you easier access to its fur.
>All the while he also slowly moves up and down in your lap on his own accord, resulting in him getting a handjob by your'S truly without even having to move the other hand one bit.
>He knows he could use his magic to put you in a telekinetic grip and be done with you, but... but he doesn't want to.
>He doesn't know why, but this just feels so damn good.
>His entire body tingles blissfully and he feels so beloved and safe in your arms.
>He knows he has to put you down, for the sake of Equestria and his family, but... just one more minute of those hands touching him in ways not even Cadance could...
>His half closed eyelids open up again, as her name fills his head.
>"Cadance..."
>"What is it, Shiny?", you ask, a bit worried about the fact he hasn't craved in yet.
>"Must stop you...", he mutters, his magic slowly flicking up. "Twily... Cad-..."
>Before he can muster enough concentration to fire a spell, you start to jerk him off again. slowly, but firm.
>>25824463
i see you go to harverd
>>25830390
>"You are worried about your sis and your wife? Oh, you poor thing. Let me tell you something. Your little sis... she is happy."
>he shudders, biting his lips and trying his hardest to ignore the sensation between his legs "How could she be..."
>"Happy? Simple. The things you feel right now? The soft happiness engulfing your head? The tingling sensation down your spine and legs? The need to just close your eyes and fall assleep like a little foal? All those things she is feeling right now back at my place" you whisper in his ear.
>"She... she trusted you..." he whines.
>"I know", you tell him, stroking his tip for a bit"
>"And believe me, I never intented to betray that trust. But when she told me she was going to take Dashie away from me... I had no other choice but to pet her"
>Shining Armor can't help but whine at the twitching sensation that slowly builds in his balls, together with the heaviness of his thoughts in his head.
>"You want to know something? Just like you, she was at first scared about giving into my touch. But when she did... god, she was so cute. She reached out to her friends and moaned your name. Not in help... but in need of wanting to be with you. Her BBBFF. The ponies she cares for and loves."
>"Oh god", Shining thought, trying his hardest not to give into the touch and ignore his tormentor's words.
>>25824453
Thats not what you said after downing that bottle of AppleJack Daniels, and then going down on me.
>>25824866
Dubs confirm
>>25826978
Theyre castrated fags
>>25830576
>"St-stop", he breathed, trying to escape your grasp.
>But he could barely muster any strength.
>"I don't want to be..."
>"Happy? Why would you not want to be happy?", you ask him, stroking his mane. "You are such a good little stallion, Shining. Devoted to his loved ones. You deserve to be happy. And I can make you happy. All you have to do is give in. Embrace being a pet and you and your family will welcome you with open hooves."
>"But... but Cadanc-"
>"Don't worry your silly little head about her.", you tell him, scratching his ear, while the other hand is slightly squeezing his balls, making him eep in embarassment and... arousal?
>"I can make her happy too. In fact, I can make her happy with your help. And then you two are together again. And you will never again have to worry about some silly responsibilities again."
>"Silly responsibilites...", he thinks and feels memories of his duty as captain of the royal guard and ruler of the Crystal Empire fill his head.
>"Instead you will be a happy little stallion like all the other males I have at my place. Surrounded by your friends and loved ones. A big, happy family.
>"A happy, family..."
>"Isn't that what you want?"
>He just nods.
>"And I can give it to you. All you have to do is just admit one thing."
>"What?", he moans.
>"Admit you are a homo"
>His eyes widen in shock. "What?"
>"Well, not a homo, but at least bi. After all, you are a very naughty stallion right now. Letting your dick be touched by me. And let me tell you something: So far only three of my 40 stallions beged for this kind of attention from me."
>"But I am not..."
>You stroke his erection in swift movements, making him gasp for air and shutter. But just when he is so close, his mind ready to snap for you, you stop.
>"Please...", he begs you.
>"Say it", you tell him, before repeating your action.
>Once more he begs you for release, this time even more desperate.
>Only after the third time, he finally caves in.
>"I am a homo..."
>>25830903
>"Come again?", you ask, petting his neck while squeezing his dick.
>"I am a homo", he whispers and begins to feel how your hand becomes faster around his stallionhood.
>"I can't hear you..."
>"I am a homo", he shouts loudly, bucking wildly against your hand, profoundly sweating, his resistance shattering apart.
>"I am a homo. I am the gayest stallion in all of Equestria. I am going to suck every dick you want, but please... make me happy!"
>"Oh Shiny...", you hiss with a satisfied grin on your face. "You are not that much of a homo"
>He can't even answer to that. All that comes out of his mouth is mindless jabbering, as he feels his balls contract and the first endorphines wash over his mind.
>"But you are one of the cutest pets I will ever have", you state, as you finally finish him off.
>And boy, is it a doozy.
>Shiny just goes rigid in your embrace, leaning against your head as his cock finally releases a sticky load of baby batter, which you manage to aim in such an ankle that it doesn't hit you or him.
>Instead it flies off in a small arc on the ground in front of the two of you.
>And before the first drop can even hit the ground, something within Shining Armor changes.
>Almost as if you've turned off a light switch, all his priorities begin to shift.
>No longer is he afraid of you or what you did when you turned his family and friends into smiling zombies, blindly obeying your every wish just to be petted by you like some good dog.
>Instead he embraces the idea to be just like them.
>A happy little pet, like a puppy, doing everything you want, in exchange for cuddles, kisses and small treats.
>No longer having any responsibilities or following any expectations by other ponies...
>Just being your silly happy self and obey.
>With his mind and dignity being shatered, he leans against you, his face red in arousal and childish bliss, while you just continue to mindlessly pet him, telling him how much of a good boy he is.
>>25826544
So can anyone tell me, is this picture actually true??
>>25824453
not even your waifu believes you
>>25831045
>It takes a couple of minutes till he finally has calmed down enough from his orgasmn, his dick retreating into his sheat while you are scratcing his belly.
>You are no longer holding him tight against you, instead letting him roll on his back on the ground, while you scratch his belly.
>All he does is happily whine like a horse, his legs kicking in the air, his eyes begging you to cuddle him even more.
>"Aren't you an adorable little stallion", you say, sratching his chin, making him close his eyes in bliss, totally unaware of his surroundings.
>Including the platoon of Crystal Soldiers, including a certain orange pegasi with blue mane, being hold in a telekinetic purple aura.
>They were there the entire time, captured by your dear little Twilight as her brother tried to fight against you for their freedom, witnessing how their commander fell victim to the beast.
>Seeing their prince reduced to just another member of your evergrowing herd, most of their faces are frozen in shock.
>But some of them, as you can see even from a couple of feet away, are also expressing another emotion aside of fright: Wanton.
>Some of those guards, including the so called "Waifu Thief" himself want to be where their leader is now.
>At your feet, getting the kind of love and attention a little pony can only experience by the hands of you, the only human in Equestria.
>Lifting yourself up, much to Shining Armor's disappointment, who rubs his head slowly against your head to get your attention back, you look up to his former comrades.
>"Well then", you say, while mindlessly scratching the mane of your latest addition with one hand. "Anyone else wanting a piece of me?"
>>25831070
M- maybe...?
>>25831281
Don't stop.
>>25831589
Why? I am done. Shining is a pet now. If you have any suggestions for further material, I am willing to listen. but there is nothing I can do with him directly now. And Anon is not directly fucking his pets
>>25831626
Well, I have no suggestions. Thank you for your story, it was pretty darn good.
>>25824453
https://youtu.be/hx66LWV-CCk?t=10s
>>25831281
Holy crap
>>25824453
YOU'RE A DUDE!?!?
>>25832253
guess you enjoyed it. Open for suggestions
can we get more closet Shining Armor?
>>25832322
Candyass.
>>25831626
How does cadence react?
