>"Anonymous, you need to stop this."
>"I know what they did to you, but you have to stop searching for them."
>"I scanned your body. I may not know much about humans, but I know the stress you're under could kill a lesser pony."
>"Please, just come home."
>>25821102
I'm looking for the midichlorians.
>>25821102
"They took my Tendies Celly... MY TENDIES!"
>>25821102
Don't know about stress, but today has been the worst day of the last two or three years, depression-level-wise.
>>25821102
Just because you think my limited edition dragon dildo collect is stupid doesn't mean that I will accept your opinion on the matter when I find one of them missing.
NYET PRETTY WHITE HORSE, SOMEWHERE IN WORLD IS AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOVA SCREAMING IN AGONY UNDER TAPCO BULLSHIT
REMOVE TAPCO
>>25821102
No...We have to find Konrad...
>>25821102
BUT THEY CALLED MAH WAIFU A SHIT!
>>25821102
>i'm just going to the toilet
>fucking godhorse
>>25821102
They killed my waifu. I don't care if this search ends up killing me, I don't have anything left to live for.
Well, there is still one thing to do before I die. Make those bastard eat their own guts.
>>25821291
Ok I laughed hard enough to scare my cat.
>>25821123
>>25821102
"You don't understand! It was ours! We built it and they took it all away. Every night I lie awake with pain... From the limbs I've lost, from the comrades I've lost. I won't rest, I can't rest until I've made cipher pay for what they've done."
>>25821102
But those two horses took my freakin' kidney!
>>25821525
I want to release a special strain of the Wolbachia parasites unto Equestria, and get my newly acquired snatch rutted by Prince Celestia.
>>25821559
Wolbachia is the cure, not the parasite.
>You are Celestia, Princess of the sun.
"Anonymous, you need to stop this."
"I know what they did to you, but you have to stop searching for them."
"I scanned your body. I may not know much about humans, but I know the stress you're under could kill a lesser pony."
"Please, just come home."
>You are watching over Anons vital signs on a monitor screen.
>You are sitting deep underground in the Secret Equestrian Labs under Manehatten.
>Dozens of skilled medical ponies watch over multiple screens and checking the data and the synchronizations.
>Sitting in the chair is the body of Anon with wires and sensors covering his body.
>Medical equipment beeps and bloops as it monitors his vitals.
>His voice startles you as a reply comes through the headset.
>"No can do, I rather risk my own life than see your beautiful nation fall to human folly, it has to be contained”
>You speak again once into the headset, a direct communication with Anon who is currently in the Ether.
“Please be careful.”
>”I will Princess. Synchronizing Ethernet to Internet in 3...2…”
>You hear only static in your headset and the beating of your racing heart.
”Anon?”
>“I hear you loud and clear. I have located the domain.”
>Relief settles your tensed body.
>Very well, Proceed with caution.”
>”Ponychan...I thought I would never set foot in this place but here I am.”
“Keep your mind on the task Anon, can you contain it?”
>>25821775
>Ponychan
>>25821775
>”I think I can, I just need to find...Oh god….no….”
“ANON!”
>You raced towards the monitor and looked over this vitals.
>Stress 76%
>Powerlevel 69%
>Aurosal -40%
>Blood Pressure 136 over 87
>Autism 104%
>This is bad.
“GET HIM OUT OF THERE! THE AUTISM LEVELS ARE TOO HIGH!”
>Ponies start to scramble around to try to safely eject Anon from the ether.
>“Oh God! it’s a Hug Box thread!”
>The machines start to fizzle and pop trying to keep up with the incoming data.
“I SAID GET HIM OUT!”
>”We can’t! he’s too deep!”
>”OC’S OC’S EVERYWHERE! THE EDGE! THE EDGE!”
>Anons screams pierce your ears.
>His physical body starts to convulse violently.
"ANON! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME GET OUT OF THERE TAKE ANY OUTGOING HYPERLINK!"
>Once again static fills your hearing.
>You look over to his lifeless body.
>Medical ponies scan him as you look at the monitor.
>His still in the danger zone, but he's safer than he was.
>Okay, I think I'm safe, I followed your order, I'm not sure where I am now."
"What can you see?"
>"I don't know it-it looks like the archives."
>>25821123
>mfw I read this immediately after opening a ten-box of tenders
>>25821102
"Princess, I'm leaving to relieve this stress the only way I know how."
"I am going to cum inside Rainbow Dash."
>THIS SUMMER
>DUH DUH, DUN, DU-DUH DUN
https://youtu.be/ZAJr5cp01mI?t=1m13s
>>25821102
Celestia, this is not about me, this is about survival! Survival of all of us!
>A cartoon horse deity will never express concern for your health
>You will never have a home with candy-colored magic talking horses
Why live?
>>25821102
"How can I come home when my home is gone. All of my friends and family are gone. I never even had a chance to say goodbye."
>>25821102
>"I can't stop, Celestia. I have tofind Mal'Ganis, and no one's going home until our job here is done!
>>25821244
Jesus...That broken glass look in his eyes...
Both emotional and foreshadowing.
>>25821589
ARISE CHARLIE
WE HAVE TO GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN
>>25822883
Meant to respond to
>>25821539
