>Be me, 8/10 college guy who hasn't had time for parties in half a year due to intense classes this semester and work
>Finally chilling after finals at a celebration party, 9/10 knockout starts flirting with me
>we both get buzzed and I take her home
>clothes coming off, she's getting heated... I'm, not?
>dick more flaccid than a pool floaty with a 10 inch rip across it
>can't get into her at all. A girl like this would turn me into a 300lb gorilla before
>she eventually leaves, and I'm freakin out that my baby maker is broken
>pull up some derpibooru and immediately head to explicit. Dick suddenly DIAMONDS
>best fap of my life
>I've lost interest in women for ponies
How did this happen to me?
>>25819712
Because you have an emotional bond with ponies, and it is not just animal like fucking like with that bitch.
>>25819712
CALL BOB THE BUILDER TO FIX IT!!!!!
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MbOXza9.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>25819712
Just like fap to eqg or something who cares.
force it, lay back and think of a fair-skinned golden haired girl with green eyes slowly working her hands down till her fingers brush against your cock, light like a feather. and then you wanna imagine her slowly blowing you, working her tounge from the very tip of your shaft to the base and back before suckling on it and pumping you with her hands. thencum to this post little piggy
>>25819712
heh
do you mind anon
>>25819740
>>25819712
>WELL GEE, YOU MUSTA JUST BEEN BORN SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MY LITTLE PONY XD
>>25820207
I am already at step 4.
kek
>>25819712
OP, look at this picture and tell me what you notice about it.
>>25819712
Oh dude I swear this same thing happened to me a few months ago.
Chick was ready, I was ready, but my dick was not playing game. Pony done fucked me up. I gotta step back for a few.
>>25820207
Pony isn't furshit, though.
>>25820350
Pony fans/Bronies are furries. Pony art is furry art.
>>25820371
anthro pony is disgusting. It's uncanny valley to the extreme.
>>25819712
Your dick isn't broken. It's evolved.
For you op
http://youtu.be/H7mBKQlHRmA
>>25820350
It kind of is.
>>25820371You must be that same faggot who lives for the 'you guys ARE furries' argument.
>>25820426
Not sure about the OP, but I can't get off to the anthro you posted. I guess my dick hasn'tdevolved enough yet.
>>25820350
lmao
Yes it is.
>>25820608
>>25821028
Don't lump me in with your yiff faggotry, thanks.
>>25820280
I don't get it
>Bronies like a character(s) from the show and might fantasize about being in a romantic relationship with said character
>Furries create degenerate OC characters based on their carcinogenic behavior and physically want to BECOME said character and fuck other furries in the ass
>>25821374
I haven't seen this much denial since my trip to Egypt
>>25821374
I really doubt bronies in general fantasize about romancing a pony. Those would be the waifufags and the like. And your portrayal of furfags is extremely narrow.
You can't even formulate credible, coherent shit. I can't take your opinions seriously.
>>25819712
Next time you're in this situation, visualize a lewd pony, and bingo! You're good to go.
>>25821493
>narrow portrayal of furfags
>>25820207
Correlation != Causation
>>25822005
Correlation often suggests causation when the cause and effect are associated, though. I bet that's definitely the case here.
>>25820207
Yeah, I'm inclined to believe that this is true considering how many fucking faggots here are obsessed with horse cock.
This also goes to show that pony porn is, in fact, furry porn.
>>25822355
Are you not obsessed with horse cock anon?
>>25822355
>not already liking horsecock years before fim
>>25822355
>b-but you guys ARE furries
Why are furfags so insistent on this?
>>25822372>>25822390
Are you gay(yes/yes)? The answer might surprise you.
>>25822401
Keep up your denial
>>25822407
We're all gay anon. We became gay the day we came to 4chan
>>25820207
s-source on 4th pic
>>25820207
To the contrary, furry made me bi but I never stopped liking straight.
But then MLP came and I went back to (mostly) straight.
Life is weird.
>>25820280
Not OP, but I see perfection.
Just... take a break from clop. Porn altogether if you can manage it.
Maybe use hentai as a halfway measure if you can never get to humans, just don't veer off in another direction and go from 'Hentai to Futa' or 'hentai to loli'.
>>25822401
Ponies are anthro creatures, buddy.
Just accept it, you'll feel much better.
>>25822881
Says you, furfag.
>>25822913
Nope, says basic facts.
>>25822881
Anthro = human.
Pony =/= human.
>>25822981
>t-they talk, it means they've human qualities!
>haha i'm right again!
>>25823007
>Anthro = human.
Nope, you don't know what you're talking about.
Anthro = having human characteristics (not necessarily aesthetic, although, pony do have a few aesthetic ones)
Ponies have countless human characteristics.
Therefore, ponies = anthro.
>>25823029
You literally just denied a basic fact, nice job making yourself look stupid.
>>25823029
Actually, I'll BTFO you more on this.
>they talk
>they have human level intelligence
>they have human like facial expressions
>they are capable of human like movement (see multiple times in the show)
To be honest, if you put eyes on a toaster and make it speak it's also anthro. It's a very broad definition.
>>25823029
I'm not a furry, but you'd have to be autistic to think that ponies aren't anthropomorphic.
You can't just go around changing the definition of a word so you can stay in denial.
>>25823083
True, but ponies are far more than just that.
They have many more human characteristics than just being able to speak.
With any luck another mass murder attempt will be made on you furfags at your next yiff con.
>>25823119
>ignores facts
>hurrur die furfagzzz
You're not helping yourself here.
If you fap to pony porn, you're grouping yourself with the people you despise so much.
>>25823167
You understand this is why us furfags are so hated, right?
If they don't want to label themselves as such, then let them. Remember, we are always better than everybody else, that's why they hate us so much.
>>25823167
You can say that all you want, bruh. Not getting me to join your club.
