>"Are you, coming to bed soon? You know I can't get to sleep without you sleeping by my side.."
"Come on, I got stuff I'm working on, and I'm not even tired, just go do something till I'm done."
>"But I feel loooonely.."
>This is Starlight Glimmer, at first she seemed like the catch of the day.
>A pretty in pink mare with a sexy voice and a slender bod.
>She loves the hell out of you and she is always by your side.
>But the problem is she loves you too much.
>You can't get away from her, she's always wanting to cuddle with you, and hold your hands.
>Shes WAY too affectionate, overly touchy and kissy.
>Sure she does nice things, but she goes overboard.
>Shes even started to analyze you, and look through all your phone, papers, and computer files.
>She knows almost everything about you.
>You haven't had space in months and it's driving you fucking crazy.
>Theres no time to yourself, she INSISTS on being everywhere with you at every given time.
How do you save yourself from this nightmare?
Rape
>>25818337
she'd be devesteded for live if she saw all the shit I have on my computer
>>25818337
>How do you save yourself from this nightmare?
Implying this is a bad thing
>>25818337
Why would I want to read about anon not wanting to have passionate impregnations with best pony?
>>25818337
>How do you save yourself from this nightmare?
I stop being a beta faggot and accept glorious glimglam into my life?
>>25818337
>You can't get away from her, she's always wanting to cuddle with you, and hold your hands.
>Shes WAY too affectionate, overly touchy and kissy.
>However, after twenty plus years of feeling alone, unable to connect with people, and spending every night on your own, before going to sleep in an empty bed, wishing you just had someone to hold, before you even got to Equestria, this isn't actually a bad thing for you.
>>25818337
>Drive her further into insanity hole and make yandere out of her (maybe not "I'll kill just make you smile" type, but "I'll broke your bones if you leave me")
>Proceed to wite green about her on /mlp/, because there's not a lot of yandere stuff.
>Get pussy andmy own general.
>>25818553
I thought the last > was about GlimGlim at first. Man, it makes me feel sad.
>>25818337
>Pink
What are you on about? She's clrearly purple, like lavender purple
>>25818337
Accept her love and share itequallywith her
Or alternatively explain she needs to share youequallywith other ponies
>>25818337
>>You can't get away from her, she's always wanting to cuddle with you, and hold your hands.
>>Shes WAY too affectionate, overly touchy and kissy.
this sounds great.
>>25818553
Make it thirty.
