Have you brushed your teeth today /mlp/
>>25815910
I haven't brushed my teeth in probably two years.
>>25815910
YOU DID THE MEME WRONG YOU HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING. GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.
>>25815910
I'll brush your teeth with my toothbrush.
And by brush, I mean fuck.
And by teeth, I mean your cunt.
And by toothbrush, I mean my penis.
I'm going to fuck you with my penis. Assume the position.
>>25815910
brushed this morning and had some mouth wash after dinner so yeah, I'm good.
>>25815910
Nope.
Watcha gonna do about it?
The only toothpaste I brush with.
>>25815957
>>25816043
>>25815978
>>25815910
The question, dear Colgate...
...is have I brushed yours.
I want to brush you on the inside.
Of your mouth.
With a toothbrush. And extra fluoride in the toothpaste.>and so, Colgate's horsepussy grew three times wetter that day as Anon gave her a throughly dirty cleaning
>>25816050
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>>25816028
I don't remember buying this.
Too slow...
>>25816082
You didn't. SHE did.
>>25816081
Brushie Brushie
>>25816092
>>25815910
Every morning and every night.A-am I your favorite patient now, Doctor Colgate?
>>25816102
>>25816105
Yes you are, patient anonymous.
>>25816111
treps
>>25816122
debs
>>25816131
sengles
>>25816144
more debs
>>25816154
>>25816166
hey
>>25816088
Musta been my wife
>>25816178
hey anon
>>25816188
yes?
>>25816188
you should brush your teeth more often
>>25816188
WHAT
>>25816201
or I'll find you
>>25816211
and I'll brush them myself
>>25816225
hard enough to make you bleed
>>25816225
in that case I'll never brush againI'm so alone
>>25816235
t͎̆ͣ͂̌̉ĥ͖͙͖͕̣̀̊ͩ̓e̖̟̼͋ͪ̽̃̀ ̫͇̳̥̟̆ͧ̚b̨͐̋̀l҉͎̱ͅo͚͎̔̐̈͡o̢͍̳͔̝̽̈̑̽ͧd͈̦̖̺͖̹͈͑̊̎̒ ̧̗̠͋̌̿̓ͦ́f͈r͗o̭͆͛̚m̙͑͟ͅ ̘̮̜͙̰ỹ̲͐ͦͥ͗͋̾o̥ͧ̆́̾͛̈́uͨͫ͆͌rͨ̏ͪ̊̏ ͚̲̼̗̿̌̊͂̃̌͆g͙̘͓̤͈ͩ͜u̜̲̭̠̙͊ͦͥͨ͌͝m͔̈̒̎̒ş͖̪̥̻̏̋ ̇̂̄͒̇͒͂s̞̉̽͆̉͑͑͐ǔ͓͙̠̪̍š̘̻̠̞̠͞ͅt̸̺ả̙͔̼͎͌̈́ͣͅi̇ͬ̊̋҉͇͕̱͙n̩͚̪̹̪ͣ͡s̳͑ ̭̥̬̖̀͗ͭ͒̎̐͐͠m̨̗̭̠ͯe͚̙̐ͬͅ
>>25816244
I have been expecting you for a year now.
You don't deliver.
>>25816244
>>25816201
God damn it, Colgate, I KNOW!
>>25816244
so how do you get the blood from my mouth?
do we...kiss?
>>25816244
b̲̓̐ͣ̔̉͑͘r͙͎͔͍̈̉̉u̫̘̼̣̙̼̺̐͐̽s̩̥̠͒ͯ̀ͫ͛ḥ͉̤͕̠͑ ̛̟͎ͤͯy͎͇͍̦̠̯̤̍͂̿͆͋ͪ̚o̞̹͙͈͉̖̙͒̎̀u͔̫̘͚̮̺ͮ̌̉͞r̘͔̩̪̲͖̊͡ͅ ̭̝̙̱̙͚̤ͥͦͣ̂̚͝ṯe͇͚̩͕͉̗͇ͨ͐̏ͣ̿̚͝e̲̔͠t̵̼̦̬̝͕͂ĥ̈́̃͂̏̑͡ ̫̜̞̲͟b̷͉̞̟͉͚̥͋r̠̹͖͙͗͆̀u͇̺̟͕̝̱͇͐̓̿̌ș̴̯̥͚̲h̯̹̤͗͒́ ̰̭̻ͧͪ͐ͩ̊ͫy̖̻̬̞̎̽̐͞õ̤͔u̪̼̿͊ͥ͌͊̕r̬̜͑͑͐̀́̓̚ ̜̱̹̖̰̫̮ͨͤt̰̠͙͉̤͌̔́̄ͣͪ͊e̔ͩe̡͈̪̪͎̦̺ͅt̰̱̣̼͔̬ͮ̏̓h̹̩̤̣̺̅̅͌͆̐͐͜ ̱̗̍ͥ͑̽̓̉̾b̤̤̼͈̭͒̃ͨ͘r͉̟͖̼̯̙͝ǔ̫͔͑̆̀ͮs̨̗̦ḩ͙͉͇ͤ̓̋ͥ̑̑ ̺̻̩̞̻ͬ̂ͣͥ̚y̼̘̖̝̽̈́̎̋̅͂ő̭͇̟̐̆ṷ̶̮̘̣̲͎̹r̞͈̫̪͎̗̻͑̋̓̄ ̫͖̔̀ͥͣ͛t͖̳e̤͙̥͍̖͓̟ͦ̉͌̀͂̎͂ẻ̙͕̗̙̭͕́̈́ͪ͢ͅt̲̝͎̀h̢̦
͓̼̬̘̣̉͆ͯ͝b̙̼̗͙̲͈͗̆ͯͫ̄́ͦr̴̫̜ͥͬͭ̄u̵̹̼̖̦̬͉ͬ͂́ͮs͍͇͊̃́h̝̭̱͖̟̫̿ͪͦ̅̎̉͊ ̡̣̗͔͍̤ͦ̍̓̄ͦ͌ͩy̐̇ͦ̐̕ȏ̖̰̣̲̝͍́̋̄̋͆u͍̣̥̩͔͂ͤ̔̈̀ͅͅr̂̐̈́͊ͧ͞ ̶̫͇̟̯̲̝ͅt̑̑e͎̺̜ͤͨͨ̉͒̋͢e͔̠̹t̢͉̰̝̱͈̅h̴͕̭̻ͯ̀͒ ̜̙̜̜͇̬̆̓͗͛̚̕b̵̹̬͎͙̉͊r̴̬̱̮̲̪̦̽̾u̩̺̖̮̻̙̇ͨͤ͊̉s͏̪̩̲̻̦̗̩h̴ͤ͗͌͂̚ ̨̼̘̖̲͔͉ͬ͒͋͆̿ͦͣy̳̺o̻̺̙̟̹ͬ̒̌ụ̎ͤͥͨ̀ŕ͆͗̀ͦ ̰̗̽ͧ̈́t̬̪̋͗ͧ̅͟ē̵͈̝̱̬̑͑̃ͦ̂ͣe̡͖̞̓̄ͥ̃̂͂̽t͖͙̬̲̱͚͙̆h̟ ̵b̦̱̞͍͔̣͉͊͒̓̐̆̊͡ŗ̣͔̳̤ụs̭̪̤͖̒͒̎ͬͩͩh̵̖̺͉͈̭̒̈́ ̴̤̱̖̝̩̝ẏ͕ͩ͑͢o̺͉̩͎͖͎̒̊̂u͇̩̯ͫ̋͌̽̿̉͆rͪ̒̎̈ͩͪͭ҉͕̲ ̬̝ͩͯ̉͆͒̑̊͠t̰̹͖̠ͣe͎̺̝̖ͥ̅ͭ͢ĕ͗҉̼tͨͩ̅̊ͨ̅̚h͚̀ͨ̉͐͡
What a pleasant thread.
>>25816290
I'll allow it.
Brushie bump.
>>25816051
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no
thanks for reminding me
Brushed & flossed. thanks Colgate!
>>25816514
You're welcome!
>>25815910
Twice, as a matter of fact.
>>25815910
No, and I'm not going to either you stupid teeth horse.
Actuary no, had to rush out of house to make the bus. They only run one an hour here at night
>>25815910
no because I don't even have any teeth
>>25817233
I know that feel bro. Our buses run one way an hour all day. Takes three fucking hours to buy groceries.
