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Your waifu ____
The old one died in glimmer and bait fire >>25805328
No.
>>25814397
What's the point of this thread again?
>>25814397
Why don't you eat ass?
>>25814397
Oh this is back
>>25814397
Do you think it's possible that the entirety of starlight glimmer shitposting is one singular individual, a vile autistic monster with six arms, three tentacles, 2 prehensile penises, 7 computers, and 12 routers that feeds on sewage while posting glimmer shitposts simultaneously on all of its appendages.
It's not possible any human can be autistic enough to sink that thread.
>>25814516
>He never met Bui from /vp/
I don't have a waifu.
>>25814397
I guess I'll pick up this shattered mess of a thread.
My waifu is not natively from ponyville
My waifu is energetic
My waifu is not a warm color
My waifu has one friend that is yellow
Who is she?
>>25814547
Treehugger
>>25814547
it begins again
>>25814547
Asuka
>>25814560
Nope.
try again
>>25814575
Starlight Glimmer.
I hope you rot in hell.A living hell, here on Earth.
>>25814575
Actually no.
I wouldn't classify her as energetic.
One more guess.
>>25814582
>>25814597
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>>25814547
I like this kind of waifi guessing game.
Obviously it is Minuette.
>>25814613
define quility
>>25814613
You took the bait.
>>25814547
ERNBOE DERSH
>>25814617
Well played.
Anyone else want to try a round? Post four lines all starting with "my waifu ___"
>>25814642My waifu doesn't existNeither does yours_____________________________________
>>25814675
Fuck you you little shit.
>>25814684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH17AHIklCM
>>25814397
>>25814642
Ok guess my waifu.
My waifu is from ponyville
My waifu is charismatic
My waifu dyes her mane
My waifu wears glasses
Who is she?
>>25815100
Ponyville's own lovely mayor.
>>25815100
Silver spoon dies her mane?!
>>25815149
It's actually a sickly green colour. The only way she can even go out in public is if she dyes it. It was Rarity's suggestion.
>>25815176
I had no idea!
>>25815100
> dyes mane
Dead giveaway for mayor mare.
My waifu is not from canterlot, ponyville, or cloudsdale.
My waifu is not a warm color
My waifu has a friend that has some yellow on her
My waifu is a one shot character because fuck you.
>>25815204
Could by Coloratura, could be Tree Hugger. That's not enough information anon. Unless you meant no warm colors at all.
>>25815204
Coloratura?
>>25815231
God damnit.
>>25815100
Carrot Top?
>>25815130
>>25815204
gg
also sorry for the late reply
My waifu was first seen in season one.
My waifu has appeared in more episodes without her cutie mark than with it.
My waifu is not in the CMC.
My waifu has a lighter mane then coat.
Who is my waifu?
This is actually pretty difficult, because I only get two or three clues that are remotely vague before they start being giveaways.
Is a cold colour.
Is not from ponyville.
Has a ponytail.
Is an antagonist.
>>25815291
Babs seed is my best guess.
I wish there was a way to make chraricters more vague
>>25815291
... Limestone?
>>25815313
>seen season one
>>25815326
Ding ding ding. You get to pick next.
>>25815301
But... They ALL have pony tails, anon.
Starlight?
>>25815357
Oh, right. The hairstyle, not the actual pony tail.
Also not Starlight.
>>25815301
Aria.
>>25815301
I keep thinking Trixie but I don't know where she is from
>>25815411
Shit, I mean Sonata.
The blue one, damn it.
>>25815411
That's twintails, I think. Close, though.
>>25815427
Nevermind, you got it.
My waifu has a sister.
My waifu can fly.
My waifu has sung on the show.
My waifu is frequently portrayed as having the exact opposite of her show personality.
Who is my waifu?
>>25815435
Damn you EQG faggots. I'm thinking of background bullies when I should of been thinking of tacos.
>>25815494
Flitter?
>>25814547Asriel
>>25815542
Doesn't have enough of an established personality to contradict. And when I said sung, I meant on her own.
>>25815494
Celestia?
>>25815494
Then definitely Celestia
>>25815570
Correct, sir!
>>25815494
Alicorn Pinkamena
>>25815593
That was a good one, it didn't click until I tried thinking of non-pegasi.
My waifu is a unicorn.
My waifu showed up in season two.
My waifu is argumentative.
My waifu is dead.
Who is my waifu?
>>25815621
This is fun
noone can stump me
>>25815642
Twilight Sparkle before she became an Alicorn.
And she's not dead. She's just an Alicorn now. So dramatic~
>>25815676
No, I mean actually dead. Canon dead.
>>25815642
I'm only got one shot soPrincess Platinum
>>25815701
And I thought that would be a tough one.
You're right, of course.
>>25815685
King Sombra?
Wait.. he was in Season 3...
Hmmm....
>>25815701
Fuck, I forgot about her, since Rarity isn't dead. Damn historical figures.
My waifu is not from ponyville
My waifu is a bright colour
My waifu is not a horse
My waifu can't hear you
>>25815709
It took some time but then time beats us allin time
>>25815701
Oh.
Your waifu a shit. Literally no redeeming qualities about her.
>>25815739
EQG Vinyl?
>>25815739PRAISE THE SUN, MY BROTHER!
>>25815748
Well, my actual waifu is ponk, but she'd be too easy to guess.
>>25815739
For a moment I misread that as "can't see you" and thought you were talking about John Cena.
>>25815759
>>25815761
Wrong
>>25815739
The pink chick with the green hair from Equestria Girls 3.
>>25815739
The Pirate from the Spongebob theme song?
My Waifu is fucking shit
My Waifu has no redeeming qualities
My Waifu is autistic
My Waifu is the cancer that's killing /mlp/
My waifu is pink
My waifu was introduced while planning a celebration for another pony
My waifu has curly, somewhat poofy, hair
My waifu has a dark side to her that she tried to keep hidden from the other ponies
>>25815810
Either:
Derpy or Maud
>>25815810
What is /v/?
>>25815800
I'm an asshole so I'll give it to you if you can name her
>>25815805
God fucking damn it, this was about a million times funnier than it has any right to be.
>>25815810
Nyx?
>>25815814
That's too hard, anon. Give us more hints.
>>25815810
It's me! I love you too, anon.
>>25815822
Lemon Zest.
You made me take ten seconds of my time and go on Google.
How dare you.
>>25815814
Right back at ya starlight :^)
>>25815838
Winrar, gold star
>>25815825
>>25815814
Fine..
Added hints:
My waifu looks like an other pony, which briefly had connections to a hidden place and reflections
My waifu is incredibly intelligent, yet at the same time pretty stupid
My waifu is actually a nigger pony thing
>>25815810
Glim
>>25815839
Wrong.
>>25815873
Zecora?
>>25815908
Nope.
Zecora isn't pink..
>>25815839
Meant for
>>25815826
>>25815881
Ayyy
>>25815873
We're blasting off again villian?
>>25815814
>>25815873
Recap:
My waifu is pink
My waifu was introduced while planning a celebration for another pony
My waifu has curly, somewhat poofy, hair
My waifu has a dark side to her that she tried to keep hidden from the other ponies
My waifu looks like an other pony, which briefly had connections to a hidden place and reflections
My waifu is incredibly intelligent, yet at the same time pretty stupid
My waifu is actually a nigger pony thing
My waifu is from the show
>>25815916
Chrysalis
>>25815955
Not quite. Your thinking is to be commended though, for currently unexplainable reasons.
>>25815974
Refer to:
>>25815977
Close, but not quite. Chrysalis, AKA "The Bug Queen" is not pink. Unless...
>>25815977
One of ponks clones
>>25816004
Nope.
>>25815998
FUCK is it changeling cadence?
Mirror pool pinkie clone?
IE the current pinkie^:)
>>25816024
forgot to reply to
>>25815960
>>25816017
DING DING DING!
Chrysalis as Cadence is mai waifu.
I imagine her cold indifferent self trying to keep me rused for so long, as she uses my love for food, as she slowly begins to warm up to me and eventually reveal little parts of her true self to me, worried that I maybe have fallen in love with the beautiful pink alicorn she was masquerading as and would actually hate her if I found out who she was and how she had tricked me. (run-on sentence, but meh)
>>25816070
Spliting hairs anon? That's still Chrysalis even if she's disguesed.
>>25816070
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>25816156
Naw. It's Chrysalis as Cadence that I'd love. Normal Chrysalis in any other circumstance than one like that wouldn't be mai waifu.
It's one of those "Scenario that makes the lover" types of things.
That's why I said you were close, though.
>>25814397
My waifu is not from Ponyville
My waifu is not nice at first
My waifus favorite spell is cast buttpain
My waifu should be the protagonist
My waifu is multi colored
My waifu is not real
>>25816438
TRIXIE HAS A DIXIE!
>>25816438
still up seth?
>>25814397
My waifu quit her job.
My waifu stole something from a princess.
My waifu indirectly destroyed ponyville.
My waifu is a monster.
>>25816466
>>25816460
Nowhere close friendo.
My waifu is not in equestria
>mfw shitposting thread outlives this one
