To everyone who says Scootaloo is a chicken and can't fly, go fuck yourself.
Scootaloo is a chicken and can't fly
That was a dream sequence dipshit.
Why doesnt she just chop of her wings and become earthpony
>>25805694
Even if she did, she wouldn't have Earth Pony strength and capabilities such as making food.
>>25805670
No.
>>25805670
what a shitty thread
>the first thing Scootaloo does when she realizes she's dreaming is fly around
Scootaloo's disability is seriously the saddest thing in the show.
>>25805670
I'll be on my way to fuck myself now
>>25805713
She's not disabled though. If you actually watch the fucking show, you will she she flies around a lot. She just cant keep it up
>>25805757
M8 did you not watch Flight to the Finish? She can barely get off the ground for a few seconds.
>>25805710
ARISE, CHIKUN
>>25805850
ARISE, CHIKUN
I really hope she's airborne by the time the show stops makeing hasbro money
>>25805782
Flight to the Finish was literally an episode about her disability.
>>25805670
Applebloom grabs her sisters vibrator
"I don no why everyone asks me to do this."
>You decide to play a game with Scoots.
>Your children back home used to love this.
>You bend over and pick the small pegasus up.
>"Hey Anon, what are you doing?"
>She's surprisingly light; she weighs less than your youngest.
/Dis gun be gud/
>You bend back over, nearly setting her down again.
>Then you snap upright, flinging Scootaloo into the air with as much force as you can muster.
"Whoops-a-daisy!"
>She gasps in surprise.
>You stand poised to catch her, but she instinctively sticks out her tiny wings, and surprisingly begins to glide away from you.
>You watch her go as she giggles nervously, slowly drifting closer to the ground.
>Her landing is not worthy of the name.
>She touches down with her forehooves first and pitches forward in a very awkward faceplant.
>This crash-landing causes you a lot of concern.
>You hope you haven't hurt her.
>Suddenly she pops up and races straight at you.
>Bouncing up and down in front of you with giddy delight, she exclaims, "AGAIN!! Do it again!"
>You grin.
"Sure Scoots!"
>You bend over and pick her up again.
"Whoops-a daisy!"
>Her landing is better this time.
>She keeps you at this activity until the sun starts to set.
>Today was a good day.
>>25805757
Yet pound cake could fly without effort.
Even Fluttershy could fly when she was a filly like Scoots.
Just accept it already.
Scoots is disgusting because she ruins the perfect world.
IF there are cripples, then there are mental illness, so pony world a shit.
Thanks for ruining it, hasbro.
>>25808945
>not wanting to fuck retards and cripples
>>25808911
Dubs confirm.
