What do I gotta do to impress her /mlp/ ?
>>25804825
Be financially independent, for starters
>there goes all of /mlp/
Be snob enough to speak French or Itallian because you think it is chique and haute culture.
>>25804825
Be rich/famous/royalty/someone she can leach off of to further her own agenda
>>25804825
>"Well for starters could you possibly take a bath, Anonymous?"
>>25804825
Be popular
>>25804825
show her how humans can make diamonds artificially.
Fly really fast
>>25804825
Well you could start by bending over.
>>25804914
No dashfags allowed
>>25804825
You should probably start by making her real.
>>25804825
Trying to impress her will turn her off.
>>25804825
Make herreal!
>>25804981
surprise motherfucker
>>25804981
loadsamone
>>25807600
Cute as fuck.
>>25804825
You just can't.
If you ended in 4chan chances are you are never gonna meet her standards.