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>>25717656
>>25803997
could've done better with the OP image honestly, but whatever
Would you help her put cream on her hemorrhoid? It's swollen and painful.
![1046688__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_tongue+out_artist-colon-nobody[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eqj0waG.png "1046688__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_tongue+out_artist-colon-nobody[1].png")
>>25803997
best wiener pone
>>25803400
Sort of what I had going for a story I had, but I haven't written for this thread in a long, long while. I need to get the juices flowin' again somehow, I don't feel right having not written for this long.
>>25804860
Write it anyway?
>>25804676
>Twilight couldn't go to anypony else with this request
>she couldn't jeopardize her other friendships by asking something so bizarre
>but you, with your fingers, and the surprisingly deep but recent bond formed through her intimate study into your species, fit the bill perfectly
>she looks down at her hooves, expecting her silently desperate plea to be received with disgust
>she gasps slightly as you respond by smiling and gently tickling the soft fur between her ear and mane
>now it's down to business
>she's hesitant, but you're not
>you position her effortlessly on top of her blankets, legs in the air
>she realizes how awkward and vulnerable her position is and conceals her ponut in a three way vice between her flanks and tail
>you sit on the bed next to her
>run your fingers through her mane
>as your other hand gently begins prying her dock away from her pooper, you make eye contact
>she looks away and blushes
>her puckered hole is putting a lot of tension on her hemorrhoid
>tending to it like this might rupture it
>her nethers aren't going to relax if she doesn't relax
>you need to calm her down
>you decide to demonstrate professional nonchalance for her sake
"If you don't relax down there, you're going to stay tensed up and it's going to hurt. Please take a deep breath and think happy thoughts."
>at that, she returns your gaze for a moment, her whole body visibly relaxing
>her ears flatten gently against her head as she closes her eyes
>her newfound comfort with your medical intimacy falters briefly as the cold hemorrhoid cream makes contact
>you massage her neck with two fingers and a thumb to keep her calm as you apply the medication
>a tissue is used to wipe away the excess
>her eyes flutter open and she looks you in the eye briefly when you stop fiddling with her down there
>realizing that doing so has betrayed her excitement, she blushes even harder
>>25804676
I'd use the cream as lube.
>>25804959
I suppose I'll get around to it eventually. Not sure how people feel about crossover stories anymore, though.
>>25803400
Imagine the afterglow from the first time with her.
Have another drink, Anon...
Hope you guys like this xmas twilight
>>25806431
Very nice.
Could you make a version with transparent background?
>>25806546
I'll get to it tomorrow when I'm at my computer not my ipad
>>25806005
I want to nurse Twekel Shekel through her first hangover
purple
cute
purple and cute
>>25807655
curple
>>25805007
I LOVE IT
>>25808012
and i love you
I miss the filly fiddler threads and that writefag ;_;
>>25808212
I like how, despite it being brought up so many times, nobody has ever said that wanting Twilight to fondle fillies makes one a cuc.k
>>25808212
He said he wanted to focus on other projects for a while.
Adorable drawing, by the way, that dress is underrated, she looks stunning in it.Makes it easier to lure the foals
>>25808236
I really liked Twi's dress, too. Can't say the same about Luna and Celestia's, they look hideous.
>>25808246
Looked* fug
Hope the writefag returns soon, he was so damn good.
![1046939__safe_twilight+sparkle_applejack_shipping_clothes_princess+twilight_smiling_lesbian_magic_sweater[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a3uPmW4.png "1046939__safe_twilight+sparkle_applejack_shipping_clothes_princess+twilight_smiling_lesbian_magic_sweater[1].png")
Twilight is a cute pony. I like AJ too.
This thread needs more cute Twi
>>25808248
You could convince him to come back sooner by telling him you would draw something for each one of his new stories or something. I remember linking his pastebin in the discription of the drawings that other drawfag made and he got 10 times more views.
I don't know, just saying
>>25808340
Testing the dump feature in Appchan X.
1/3
2/3
>>25808442 (checked)
someone is late to the party
3/3
>>25808447
>Twifag
>indulging in this brand of condescension
I think Trixie or glim glam might suit you better.
Anyway, captchas are ass and it didn't even get to 3/3. Good thing I've never had a need to use this.
>>25808463
It's meant to be used with the pass
>>25808481
Ask Garland for the plastic, then.
>>25805588
I just want to make her happy.
>>25808488
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>25808493
How would you do that, Anon?
>>25808498
Long story short, if you don't already know, you won't care.
>>25808511
>How would you do that, Anon?
>>25808520
She looks more iwtcirdy than happy here.
>>25808520
That face screams filly fooler.
>>25808526
This guy gets it.
>>25808526
A mare, who has been very good friends with you for quite sometime, develops feelings for you. She's nervous and doesn't know hot to express it for another long period, never having done this before.
When she reveals all this to you, and you reciprocate, she's a very happy pony.
What would make her even happier?
>>25808542 (checked)
me sucking her cock
>>25808542
Giving her a cute filly to fool around with.
>>25808556
what are you even checking, the meaning of life?
>>25808578
the answer, to be exact
You should wash your pony more often
>>25808624
God fucking damn it Twilight. How many times do I have to fix that drywall? I swear to celestia I'm going to strangle you one of these days. Get me my tools and a few beers. Also wear that pretty dress of yours. I want something nice to look at while I work.
>>25806431
Cute, thanks.
>>25806431
Cute.
>>25804093
She's so purple and beautiful
![1047150__safe_twilight+sparkle_pinkie+pie_applejack_screencap_animated_cute_frown_sweet+and+elite_-colon-d[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SugmQpk.gif "1047150__safe_twilight+sparkle_pinkie+pie_applejack_screencap_animated_cute_frown_sweet+and+elite_-colon-d[1].gif")
>>25808212
I'm still around at times.Never knew I'd be missed.
>>25808236
Yeah, I needed a tiny break and to work on my AU some. That said, I also didn't want to burn myself out on the subject and end up creating lackluster pieces for everyone.
I remember when I wrote snippets of cute Twi stuff for /ntt/ a while back. Here's one.
>>25813712
If you're feeling up to writing again, could you do something like >>25803400?
>>25813712
I couldn't stop smiling while reading that
>>25806431
>x-mas
Its Merry Christmas your fucking non-believer
>>25813950
Some anon was kind enough to screencap some of them I did. Have another. My pastebin has all I've done.
Plush Pony
Fellatio.
>>25813797
I would if I felt more up to it. I'm sorry, anon. I can try for something cute later, though. Maybe something for /ntt/ since it's been a little while and close to the holidays.
>>25813712
Wait. LoreLove is also the drawfag that has been posting lately? Or am I misunderstanding here.
>>25814870
Nope, the drawfag is the one who said he misses LoreLove
>>25814665
I am opposed to one-sided sex acts like that. If she's not enjoying herself, I can't get into it.
>>25814898
Oh. That would have blew my fucking mind if they were the same person.
>>25814901
>one-sided sex acts like that
Like what? It's a picture of Twilight smiling
>>25814922
They posted 'Fellatio'. Fellatio is a one-sided sex act where only one member receives pleasure.
>>25814870
No, I just write. I wish I could draw, though.
>>25814947
>only one member receives pleasure
Who the hell taught you that, anon?
>>25814952
>I wish I could draw
What's stopping you? I have a personal belief that anyone can learn to draw.
>>25814959
Sucking dick isn't what I'd describe as pleasurable.
>>25815011
How many dicks have you sucked?
>>25815067
36
>>25814962
Probably could with some time and effort, but I do enjoy writing a ton. Maybe someday I'll give drawing a shot. Until then, I'll still create worlds and experiences with words.
>>25815090
Oh yes. The key is time. When you're ready. Good luck.
>>25815067
None. But it's delusional to think it feeling like anything other than a fat piece of flesh (Not tasty like a cooked meat) in your mouth that chokes you.
>>25815088
That's hardly enough to form an opinion.
>>25815121
Jesus christ, anon, there's a lot more to it than just having a piece of meat sliding in and out your mouth. Same goes for cunnilingus
>>25815146
I fail to see how.
>>25815166
Well, sucks for you, then. I sure as hell won't be the one to explain to you the wonders of performing oral sex
>>25815278
Then my assertion is virtually unchallenged.
I want to get snuggly with this mare.
>>25815961
I had to.
>>25816498
Cuddles turn into Cuddle Sex.
>she'll never pop your butt-cherry
>>25817052
Good. That would lead to possibly fatal infection.
>>25818304
That's probably some kind of demisexual non-binary pride flag.
Merry Christmas to all of you fagsthanks for accepting my autism here
>>25820101
Merry Christmas and have a wonderful holiday and new year.
>>25820101
>autism
But your art is pretty Anon.
>>25820101
>>25820105
>they're both here
Good. Now kiss.
>>25820123
Oh, whoops! Forgive the trip. Didn't notice it.Yes, though. I'm here.
>>25820101
Gorgeous. I thought about doing a Twi-related Xmas drawing but I haven't even began thinking about what I want with it. I only dream of matching that quality.
>>25820101
Merry Christmas, best human
>>25820161
Do it, faggot
>>25820101
Merry Christmas, Anon.
:3
>>25820637
>>25765300
>>25820702
stop following everyone and get a life, you sad faggot
>>25803997
>>25821186
>>25820101
Twilight having fun with her mane 6 friendsin the past when they're all fillies
>>25821700
What kind of fun?
>>25822094Special filly fun.
>>25821700
Working on it anon
>>25822102I did that, too. Looking back now it looks pretty crappy
>>25822102
Girly sleepovers, makeovers, and such?
>>25822161
I bet she would make them all feel like proper 'princesses' and show them how to apply lipstick. Then pepper her magically donned mare cock to give it multicolored lipstick marks all along it and I should stop before I end up writing it.I'm just tired, don't hurt me.
>>25822227
"Hey girls! Want to have a rainbow party with a real princess?"
>>25818304
>>25823731
woah
I want to have slow, romantic sex with her.
Hugging her tight and kissing her, while slowly humping into her, immersing my body in hers.
>>25823985
>>25823985
At some point, she magically grabs your hips and makes you slam into her faster and harder.
>>25824509
She would not be so aggressive in bed.
>>25824509
Twi is not for sexual
>>25821700
Sorry it didn't turn out lewd at all anon.
>>25825684
This is good too. Fuck, this is cute.
I don't want to have sex with Twilight.
I don't even want her to be my gf.
I just want a qt nerdy best friend to obsess and study with, to laugh and cry with, to play games and read books with...
Someone to end this soul-crushing loneliness.
>>25825791
You really are friendless, aren't you?
>>25825791
Just adopt a cat.
>>25825822
I have two friends. One's a gamer who shares most of my interests, but not pony. The other's a very nice person, but I don't know her very well and it seems like the only interest we share is pony. Neither of them share my interest in math/science.
If only I could have Twily as my best friend... we'd have so much fun together.
>>25825844
I have a cat. I was petting her as I typed that. She's very comforting, but it's just not the same.
>>25825847
>>>/soc/
And don't come back you filth.
>>25825844
Pets are never a substitute for thinking, feeling sapients with which you can relate, and share so much more.
>>25825684
>>25820101
>new god-tier resident drawfag
christmas came early
>>25825684
Can you do cute twixanon?
>>25820101
>>25825684
Absolutely lovely.
I'm tearing up from how incredible this is.
Someone requested bear twilight last thread.
I'm crying from laughter right now.
>>25826882
More fuzzy fat to cuddle.
also
>brown fur instead of lavender
>>25826923
It was an internal struggle figuring out what color I wanted her fur to be.
>>25826882
Twibear is a qt3.14
>>25826928
I agree.
Working on a Christmas Twi now. I have it sketched out already I just have to clean and color. Probably finish tomorrow night. Right now I have to cleanse my brain of what I just did.
>>25825684
Excellent, hope to see more of your stuff sometime
However the filename triggers me
>>25827099
Me too. That's a funny way to spell "rainbow dash."
>>25806546
>transparent background?
Transparent background. I really hope you guys like it
>>25823985
>>25732589
>>25827289
Yes. Thanks, I like this version better.
>>25826882
NO. I DONT STILL LOVE YOU. LEAVE YOU FUCKING GROSS BEAR. YOU PROBABLY HAVE SHIT CAUGHT IN YOUR ASS FUR. LEAVE FOREVER
>finally released next part of long-ass Twilight fic
>it's not as good as I wanted for such an important part
>next release probably in forever
I need inspiration for this.
>>25829910
>>25829404
That's rude, anon. I would snuggle up to Twibear and read her stories.
>implying you wouldn't fuck a bear
She asks you do diaper-play with her. What do?
/ntt/ is notorious for their love for futatwi. Every time I come in here though, I do a search for futa, cock, stallion, and shemale, and I 1, maybe 2 posts tops. Where's all the marecock? I feel lied to.
>>25830428
They left for /trash/.
>>25830428
They're probably in the /trash/ thread.
Since it's the festive season, I thought I'd try being a writefag:
>"Oh Anooon," You heard Twilight sing as the echoes of her hoof-steps drew ever nearer, "I've got something to show you!"
>You lowered your newspaper down to your chest and peeked your head behind the smooth crystal chair, in which you were seated, in order to face her.
>"You're giving me my Hearth's Warming present ALREADY?" You asked with a look of complete bewilderment on your face, "And here I thought I had Equestrian customs nailed."
>Raising a hoof to her mouth, Twilight chuckled before letting her mouth return to a smile as warm as the crackling fire that lit up the wall in front of you.
> "No, silly." she said endearingly.
>Mentally, you sighed with relief; It was good to see that her tendency for over-planning didn't make her forget parts of her schedule- Having experienced it once, you knew that a Twilight under that kind of pressure was one who would make all of Tartarus require a change of underwear.
>It was then that a faint red blush smeared itself across Twilight's face.
> "It's just that...well, since it's almost been a whole year since you came to Ponyville- since you came to me- I thought that you might be missing some of the things you left behind in the human world."
>The blushing intensified; so much so that Twilight could barely look you in the eye.
>"So I brought you this." added Twilight as she lifted something out of her saddle bag with her magic. "W-what do you think?"
>It took a moment for you to recognise what was floating in front of you, but once you did, your eyes widened in disbelief.
>There, hovering in plain sight and trapped within a magnolia aura, was a mistletoe- An honest to God, two-leaved, sincerely presented mistletoe.
>You knew exactly where this was going, the dozens of times Twilight scolded both you and Spike for forgetting an item or two while getting groceries might suggest otherwise, but you weren't an idiot.
[/spoiler]More? Y/N[/spoiler]
>>25830514
Keep going. Do you really need to ask?
>>25830514
>Twilight's intent was about as subtle as a burning skyscraper, That much was clear. Yet even so, there was still one big question that swirled through your mind.
>"Twilight," you began, "How did you-?"
> " 'How'?" the alicorn interrupted eagerly as your question caused her voice to boom with newfound energy, "Oh, it was easy!"
>You resisted the urge to smack yourself for speaking after you realised that Twilight was about to go on one of her novel-lengthed descriptions about her interest in the item in question. You'd make a coffee if you could, because you were going to be here for a while.
>"Remember last week when you told me about the human equivalent of Hearth's Warming Eve- 'Christmas' I think it was?" Twilight continued, "Well, even though those ten mugs of cider you had made it hard for me to get anything else out of you, I managed to do some research into matter! I know it all, anon! Christmas' origins, it's traditions, EVERYTHING!"
>The eerily wide grin of enthusiasm stretched across Twilight's muzzle made you reel back a little. If you still remember those slasher flicks you saw back on earth correctly, it was only a matter of time before her smile was accompanied by an axe and her broken voice singing Christmas carols.
>After taking a moment to relish in her excitement, Twilight proceeded, "I learned it all from books on extra-terrestrial cultures that I procured from the Castle of the Two Sisters, so I know that the sources are credible. And because of those books, I know about the mistletoe and how couples kiss under it on Christmas Day to celebrate their love- How romantic!
>"Also," Twilight squealed, "did you know that during the run up to Christmas they eat chocolate out of calendars to mark the passing of the days? Human culture is so FACSINATING!"
>>25829501
>finally released next part of long-ass Twilight fic
>No link
Give us a link, writefag.
>>25831129
>"Sounds like you're taking a liking to his traditions." Said Spike slyly through the gap in the chamber door that he was peering through, "You sure that it's ANON that you're in love with?"
>This comment was met with the two regal doors slamming shut at Twilight's command in Spike's face.
>After hearing Spike exclaim from the pain, Twilight waited for a minute until she assumed he was out of earshot.
>"Well, now that's taken care of," Twilight murmured with a sublime softness as she licked her lips, "I think it's time that you did your Princess a royal service."
>The look of perplexity that dominated your face quickly turned to one of amusement as you burst out laughing. Leave it to Twilight to go to such ridiculous lengths for a little kiss.
>"Alright then, your highness." You replied playfully, "Come closer."
> The purple princess wasted no time in complying and advanced on you carefully, like a lioness stalking it's prey.
>She had only taken a few steps when suddenly you pounced; locking lips with her and ensuring that no fraction of them was spared.
>You could taste Twilight's breath- A lovely mix between what seemed like fine wine and cranberry. It was the typical taste for her, but that didn't stop it from feeling refreshing.
>The kiss was broken very slowly, first by the flesh and then by the long thread of saliva that swirled with the combined substances from your lover's mouth and yours.
> With tender eyes and yet another burning blush Twilight rested her head upon your embracing arms for what seemed like an eternity before raising her head to your ear to speak.
>"I see my little servant hasn't lost his touch." Whispered Twilight with a smirk.
>You smiled back and looking into her eyes you replied, "I aim to please, M'lady."
>"Hmm," Twilight hummed devilishly, "Well, with that in mind, how about we go and see the OTHER ways you can please me."
>A great shock, as though you were hit by ten thousand trains, surges violently through your body.
>>25831726
I'm going to have to call it quits for the night.
For anyone who's interested, I'll continue tomorrow.
>>25831726
>M'lady
>>25825684
Cute
>>25832279
I want Twilight to cast a sleeping spell on me, so I can get some rest.
>>25834135
She wants to cast a sleeping spell on you so she can have fun with your body.
>>25834883
Ha! Let's see her try. I sealed my anus with superglue.
>>25835703
Fishing for views?
It's utter crap, by the way.
>>25831572http://www.fimfiction.net/story/89868/a-few-moments-with-twilight
Hope you guys like it. I'm looking for any comments. I might continue redoing what I have.
>>25837111
Oh, I remember this one. It was a good read, last time I checked, haven't read the newer chapters yet though.
>>25837111
Added to my backlog
What's her fetish?
>>25837841
Foodplay
>>25837841
Nuzzling.
>>25837955
Watermarks are evil.
I didn't want to post it in this thread since you guys are insufferable faggots most of the time. But I've got some fresh greens over at
>>25828234
>>25837955
Watermarks are evil and she is the cutest blueberry waffle horse. I want to eat her whipped cream if ya know what I mean.
>>25840214
I've been there the whole time, faggot
>>25837955
>watermark
>waffle
>not pancake
So much wrongness.
![1450690417772[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/82aT1Hv.png "1450690417772[1].png")
>>25840225
>>25838341
>>25837176
Thanks.
got anything to say?
>>25841882
![933442__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_upvotes+galore_smiling_cute_eyes+closed_sleeping_on+back[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ftAINKH.jpg "933442__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_upvotes+galore_smiling_cute_eyes+closed_sleeping_on+back[1].png")
Merry Christmas NTT.
>>25842747
Merry Christmas, bro. It better be a horse dildo.
>>25842832It's her wings.
Hey guys, the christmas Twilight picture got featured on EQD. Super happy about that
>>25843672
That means you have to draw a lewd version
>>25842747
Merry Christmas anon.
>>25840941
Well, for starters, it's leagues better than anything I could type. Your writing is descriptive, you seem to definitely understand the 'show, don't tell' part of writing. I have a lot to learn in that department, it's abundantly clear now.
I thought Anon and Twi's little breakfast date was adorable, and frankly I can't wait to continue reading.
>>25845796
Thanks. I'm just afraid I'm not showing enough, and I'm being repetitive.
Any more? Ideas, maybe?Speculation?
Bump
What a wonderful time of the year.
>>25848128
>no nostrils
Worthless.
Boop
>>25837111
If people like this, I'm just going to call attention to it again. I'd appreciate any comments.
She can smell your faps.
>>25848311
You guys are funny.
>>25851453
>over 30k words
Eh, it's not that many. Maybe I'll give it a--
>Human
Yeah... nah.
>>25851536
That's great, because I can't, for the life of me, remember where I put them. She can find them for me.
>>25851702
It's Anon and Twilight, basically greentext but in first person.
>>25851735
I don't like greentextor Anon.
>>25851766
>I don't belong here
Ah.
>>25851829
Right. I don't belong in ntt, the thread that is absolutely replete with greentext.
>>25815088
in a row?
>>25852072
Hah.
>>25852080
I don't usually do this, but the transgression's so glaring in this case I have no choice.
>anthrooooooo!
>>25852178
I'd still hit it.
>>25852192So would I, if I didn't have a choice.
>>25852231It's Twilight, so you never had a choice.
>>25849291
Do you want to hold this soft, cuddly pony in your arms while she murmurs about how much she loves you?
>>25852708
>>25852708
I don't.
>>25815298
I really love cunnilingus desu, it's so beautiful to bring someone you love that type of pleasure, and in fact can be very pleasurable. I imagine fellatio can be similar. If you really love someone you do such things to make the other person feel good, and making them feel good should in turn make you feel good. at least, this has been my experience. ymmv
>>25852772No.
>>25815011
You don't know that. She might love the taste of your cock. Nice and salty.
>>25853403
She's not particularly fond of cheese, though, so this is questionable at best.
>>25853425
Who says you have cheese on your dick?
>>25853403https://derpibooru.org/1050027?scope=scpeeae4b279f2696c803627d5f5da06384b879727c8
>>25853456
Maybe he has, you don't know what kind of freak you're dealing with
>>25853456Your mom does.
>>25853486
The production or formation of smegma is a perfectly natural process. You could easily argue that those who don't produce it are the freaks.
Oh Princess Twilight
I've kept 2 Twilight themed threads on the first page all day. Have I pleased your majesty? Can you put me back in the fuckbox?
She'd never love me if she were real.
Twilight a QT!
>>25853531
It only becomes an issue when the person doesn't wash their penis everyday. Most uncut guys have no idea what smegma is. I know I didn't until I came across it on the internet.
Welp, it wouldn't be ntt without rich quantities of smegma in the thread.
>>25853629
It's a good thing she's not real then.
>>25854421
You have to clean it off of hers.
>>25852708
Yes
![872424__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_pixiv_castle+sweet+castle_spoiler-colon-s05e03_pancakes_whipped+cream_i'm+pancake[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LReQrkx.jpg "872424__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_pixiv_castle+sweet+castle_spoiler-colon-s05e03_pancakes_whipped+cream_i'm+pancake[2].jpg")
