Is Equestria a matriarchy?
>>25800717
>Tfw you will never be gangbanged by a group marely mares.
>>25800717
Technically its but their society is so much fucking better than anything we have on earth that I'd happily live in it
>>25800717
No...It's a maretriarchy
>>25800747
>"Heey, isn't it a little late for you to be out alone, cutie?"
>'I d-don't want any trouble, girls..'
>"Awww, you hear that? He doesn't want any twubble."
>The other mares have formed a circle around you as they feign awww's
>"Well here's how it's going to go, sugar, you take off them pants and rut each of us nice & proper and there won't BE no trouble."
>'I h-have rights, I won't be-, unff..s-stop'
>She buries her muzzle in your crotch
>"Oh you're right alright, the right to please our cunts, now pants, off! NOW"
>>25800929
CARLOS I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN PENIS SIZED DICK
Just visit RGRE.
>>25800956
m-more please
>>25800956
Why is Anon being such a pussy? He should just______run_____already.
>>25800717
No, at least not unless you consider American society a patriatchy. I'd imagine mares and stallions are equal before the law and can serve in all the same jobs, but females tend to want to go into politics more.
>>25800929
CARLOS
>>25800717
In some ways, since they have divine mares that rule over elemental facets like the sun, the moon, love, friendship etc.
But there's plenty of males in power positions and who's accumulated wealth and influence, so it's not female-dominated in society in general.
>>25800717
Probably not in "modern" Equestria, but a matriarchy may very well have existed in the past if Brotherhooves Social was anything to go by. With that in mind, I'm gonna try something dumb that I probably won't finish.
>Day fuck everything in Equestria.
>Be Anon.
>And right now fuck everything.
>See, what happened was Twilight finally managed to figure out how to connect her world to yours.
>By accident, of course.
>She still has yet to perfect it.
>But what she did do was summon another human from your world to Equestria, in human form.
>Good news? Twilight's able to perfect the spell AND now you're no longer an endangered species in Equestria because it's a girl.
>Bad news?
>Of all the girls she could have summoned it's a goddamned social justice warrior.
>Of the batshit insane "kill all men" variety.
>An advocate of the matriarchy in what's more or less a Female-dominated planet.
>Needless to say you've locked your doors.
>Your home's been converted into a makeshift bunker by the start of this morning.
>"Anon?"
>A bunker that's not well protected because you're dealing with magical talking horses.
"Go away, Starbutt..." you grumbled, as Twilight Sparkle teleported in.
>"Weren't you going to attend Ms. Anthropy's speech today? I mean, she is an activist back on Earth, so-"
"No fucking way. There's no way in hell I'm showing up to that garbage."
>"Well that's rude. Anon, what has she done to tick you off?"
>You sighed.
>This was gonna be a hard thing to explain.
>>25801014
>but females with magical OP powers tend to want to go into politics more.
>>25800956
God I fucking wish I could just walk down the street and be mobbed by girls wanting me to have sex with them
Also
>anon being this much of a faggot about it
>>25801012
>"Alright, but before I comply, y-you should know..I'M A CHAMPION LONG DISTANCE SPRINTER!"
>BAHAHA, THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN!
>Somethings wrong
>Really wrong
>You're pumping your legs as hard as you can but you don't seem to be putting any space between you and your cute rapists
>You notice a gentle aura of unicorn magic levitating you off the ground doing your best roadrunner impression in mid air
>'Ch ch ch...it's always such a shame when they resist. They don't realize it'll only make them tired and won't change the outcome.'
>Well you'd be lying if you said death by snu snu wouldn't be a good way to go
>"I give..I'm done, I'll fuck you all."
>'Ah, I love a stallion with a can-do attitude..'
>They close ranks and begin to constrict you in their rape circle
>You wonder how violent horny mares can get when you feel lips on your shaft, balls and the rest of your naked body
>"W-what the fuck?">'Sshh~ No talkie during gentle rape.'
>>25800717
It's egalitarian; the two highest rulers just so happen to be female. Positions are based on merit, not gender quotas.
>>25801041
"Okay, look, Twilight, I'm gonna be straight with you. Ms. Anthropy, the advocate for social justice? I've seen social justice in action before, it's more harmful than good, and it acts on feelings rather than logic."
>Twilight's raised an eyebrow, no doubt skeptical of your explanation.
>"That sounds...kinda bad, actually."
"Trust me, it is."
>"But disregarding the illogical implication, how is it 'harmful'?"
>Here we go.
"For starters, social justice as she practices is based on fighting the quote-unquote "patriarchy", and she and others who practice the same advocacy routines advocate killing all men. As dumb and ridiculous as it sounds, they actually believe it, and as a male you can understand my concern with her.
>You glance at Twilight.
>Her face was already trembling.
>Was it fear?
>Rage?
>Yeah, no, probably the latter.
"Second, her form of social justice actually degrades female status in Earth society and-"
>"Wait, Anon!"
"I'm not done yet, Twilight. Many people will turn females into martyrs and-"
>"What was that about killing all...men? As in males?"
>You paused.
"Yeah, I mean as far as I know this hasn't actually happened, but if they were given the chance I could only fear they -would-. But anyway, where was I?"
>You turn around to think of where you left off.
"Oh, yeah. Females into martyrs. They-"
>As you turned around to continue your rant, you noticed Twilight had disappeared.
>Looking towards the room with the front door, you notice she had opened it.
>Fuck.
"Well at least lock it behind you, Starbutt!" you called out.
>You waited a moment to see if she heard you.
>...nope.
"God dammit."
>Deathly afraid of what you've said being used against you in this hour, you're are left with no other choice but to follow her.
>This was gonna get ugly.
>>25801083
>>25800906
>>25801191
>not sure if sarcasm
also what I mean by better is shit like
>feminism is non existant
>theres more girls than guys which means getting laid will be super easy
>everyones natural leanings in life are fostered from an early age
>the leadership is competent and caring
>everyone is genuinely nice in general
etc
>>25801219
Its a fucking cartoon show dude, for all you know that place exists but it's more like Earth than you'd like to think. Currently, right now, there is a pony version of Trump promising to ban all pony-Muslims from entering Equestria.
>>25801121
>Racing towards Ponyville's main plaza, you find that the gathering for the speech was starting to form.
>No sign of SJW, but no doubt she's going backstage to prepare her speech.
>And no doubt she won't be answering questions.
>Listen and believe, and all that shit.
>Not the point.
>You managed to track down Twilight, who was...
>OH FUCK NO.
>She was speaking with Celestia and Luna.
>Welp.
>RIP Anon 2014-2015
>You gulped.
>Apparently you gulped loudly, because they seemed to notice you.
>"Anon..." Celestia whispered gravely.
"Uhhhh...if this is about what I told Twilight I can explain."
>Celestia shook her head.
>"There's no need. I am deeply sorry."
>Oh boy.
>Initiate damage control.
"W-well I mean if you would just-"
>"Anonymous," Luna interrupted coldly, "stay there, and don't run."
>Suddenly, you hear a booming womanly voice on the loudspeaker.
>"Please welcome Ms. Ann Anthrophy to the stage."
>Oh no.
>Celestia looked at you, and nodded, before flying up to the stage to greet Ms. Anthropy.
>You noticed that it was a look of sorrow.
>Perhaps she regrets what she's about to do to you.
>gg no re, Equestria was a fine land.
"Welp."
>"Anon, what's the matter?" asked Twilight.
"Well on account of me fucking up horribly," you muttered, "and probably getting my butt sent to the moon-"
>"Anon," Luna interrupted again, "you misunderstand. We're incredibly sorry to hear about the hardships you and your kind have gone through."
>...
"What."
>"Twilight was just divulging information about Anthropy, and we intend to ensure it does not happen again."
"What."
>You look up at the stage, where Celestia stood in front of Anthropy.
>Uhhhhh...
>"Ms. Anthropy. In the name of Equestria, you stand accused of radical misanthropy with the supposed intent of killing all men, which is punishable by life prison."
>>25801243
You say banning them all like its a bad thing bro
>>25801249
>mfw the leaders of equestria are so fucking based that they publicly strike down all attempts at subversion
>>25801249
holy shit
>>25801243
Total and complete shutdown of Saddle Arabians entering Equestria until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.
>>25801259
I did no such thing
>>25801249
bfto'd
>>25801249
I like where this is going
>>25801249
>WELL.
>That was not the outcome you expected.
>And apparently not the one the crowd expected, if their gasps were to be discerned.
>Fucking Celestia of all ponies is based.
>Who knew?
>"WHAT?!" screeched Anthropy.
>"You've discussed with me, at length, about social justice and how it would bring about a better society for Equestria, but if Anon's testimony is to be believed, it leads me to suspect that involves patricide, which is downright intolerable in Equestria."
>Awww yeah!
>The only thing that would make this even better was if you had told Twilight the entire story.
>As the Royal Guard started to enclose her, Celestia scowled.
>"..do you deny it?"
>You could already see the pure rage on Ann's face.
>Triggered as fuck.
>"O-Of course I do," she stated. "It's all lies and conjecture, slandering me to dethrone my movement!"
>'My' movement.
>Kek
>"It's that shitlord Anonymous! -He's- the sexist here, trying to enforce a misogynistic patriarchy in this peaceful world! He's living proof that men should be put unto an expanded scrunity!"
>Everyone gasped.
>Hoooooooooooooooo shit you're getting called out!
>"Enough!" Celestia shouted. "I've seen enough. For your acts of sexism, you are hereby sentenced to life prison without parole."
>Anon - 1, SJW - 0.
>"W-Well you're just brainwashed, brainwashed by men to kiss their asses and treat them like royalty! Do you really want a patriarchy ruling Equestria?!"
>You don't think your sides can be contained.
>Maybe you -shouldn't- have made your bunker today, just let her humiliate herself.
>As the Royal Guard took Ann away, kicking and screaming, Celestia flew back to you, Luna, and Twilight.
>>25801430
>>25801430
>>25801430
"Uhhhh..."
>"Anonymous," Celestia smiled, "thank you for informing Twilight. Had we known sooner, this public humiliation could have been avoided."
>You smiled.
"Well, I would've told her more, but-"
>"There's MORE?" everyone asked.
>You sighed.
"Yeah, but what's done is done, at least."
>Celestia frowned.
>"I struggle to comprehend how someone could push this on such a marginalized minority."
"I mean, it wasn't a huge-"
>Wait.
>Did she just-
"Wait, what do you mean?"
>"Didn't you know, Anon?" asked Twilight. "There's less ."
>Oh.
>You can feel the smug fading already.
"I, uh, already know that. But what was that about 'marginalized'? I need to know."
>"Oh, yeah, right, human and all."
>You're not liking where this is heading.
>Celestia cleared her throat.
"Males are more or less a minority in Equestria, and were often the subject of sexism in the past because of a matriarchy who sought to objectify them. In recent years, I've worked to attempt to keep the matriarchy at task, and thankfully sexism is far less common."
>You nodded.
>But your heart sank as you realized just what she meant.
>Social justice already exists in Equestria.
>And you're stuck in the crossfire as supposedly one of -them-.
>Out of the frying pan and into the oven. God DAMN it.
To be continued.
>>25800717
#ENDTHEMATRIARCHY
Are the mares treated as superior to the stallions?
>>25800717
Actually its a maretriarchy.
>>25801610
You're a bit late to the punch, there.
>>25801610
>>25801482
That was neat, but it would have been better if you let her speech go on, only for the crowd to turn on her when she started man-hating.
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>>25801621
>ctrl+f "maretri-"
FUCK
>>25801739
Always. ALWAYS! Read a thread completely before posting. No exceptions.ALWAYS!
>all this autism
stay classy, /mlp/
>>25801739
Glad I could be of service, sloppy second :^)
