>Why don't you want to come inside me anon?
>>25799452
You're not getting my life essence, cement demon.
>>25799452
I'm not in Miss Frizzle's class anymore.
>>25799452
i don´t collect STDs
>>25799452
m8 your cunt is so crusty a crab named a fast food place after it.
>>25799452
The shrinking ray's too expensive to fix, sorry.
>>25799469
you reallyschooled OP
>>25799541
NO CARLOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25799452
>Twilight uses a magic spell that makes your dong have a mind of it's own and always wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>She sent Anon into EqG world for sole purpose of procreation to see what happens when you pair an idiot with another idiot.
>Anon can still control himself, but now has to hide from Rainbow Dash because of his new "magical expansion" pack where even seeing her turns his small flaccid wimp into a Gung-Ho Soldier of Cunt Destroying Origins.
>>25799541
I sware to god Carlos. I willrape youif you ever come back here.
>>25799452
I ain't going to jail. Specially not for a nonhoof bitch.
>>25799452
Because 1) You're not legal and 2) You haven't figured out birth control.
C'mon, we're going to the clinic and teaching you about the birth control, and when you're 18 we can creampie you as much as your dirty teenage heart desires.
>>25801048
>having to wait until she's 18
Damn bruv, I feel bad for you and your AoC laws.
>>25799452
I don't think it's possible to come inside you, but I can cum inside you if you want
>>25799676
Greenpls
