You have two options here.
You can be with your waifu, in the real world and in your home, but can never go to Equestria. Neither can she ever return to see her family and friends, for she left her life to be with you.
The other option is that you and your waifu can both live happily in Equestria, but the catch is that Major Erwin König will hunt you both down and attempt to kill you when you least expect it.
What do you choose /mlp/?
>>25785470
>when you least expect it
the loophole here is to always expect it more than I did the previous day, so the moment when I least expected it will always be in the past
>>25785470
I'll accept the latter if I can have a rifle too.
>>25785491
what if he has a time machine or one of those scrolls of timey-wimey bullshit? then he could make any day the day you least expect it.or the day you least expect it being your waifu's funeral or when you're on your deathbed...which would actually be a kinda touching mercy thing.
>waifu
I'm not a neet loser that makes a "waifu" out of these cartoons. I can't imagine how ashamed my family and friends would be if I did. I would have wanted you guys to get castrated but the chances of any of you fags breeding is nonexistent which is GOOD. Enjoy your "waifu" cucks, you're gonna need her when finally muster up the courage to kill yourselves.
>>25785470
I can take him. I've got guns and I'll get spells and shit once I get there.
![celestia_implying_by_synthrid-d5faa11[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8vtb1Lw.png "celestia_implying_by_synthrid-d5faa11[1].png")
What if I have my waifu wipe all my memories of him, thus forcing him to immediately attack, since I can't possibly expect him any less than that?
>surround myself with canon fodder royal guards
>temporarily block memories
>Major König has to attempt to kill me
>I have more guards than he has bullets
>easy win
>>25785470
neither, i have no idea how resistant alicorn's are, and if she were to come here...
plus she just got back to equestria
>>25785532
Gold star, you tried
>>25785491
But by expecting it to happen more every day youre falsely believing that you're more safe every day, and thus truly expecting it less every day, and are therefore more vulnerable every day
>>25785470
>>25785491
>>25785637
I will always expect it less and less each day. As a result, when I least expect it will always be in the future. I will keep getting more and more secure in my assumption that he will not pop out and kill me and as a result I will not reach peak unexpectedness until I am on my deathbed.
>>25785530
>Your waifu in the delivery room.
>It's the most exiting moment of both your lives, and you finally get to see what it's going to be.
>But, oh no, it's too late.
>You were too happy and exited to remember Erwin has you in his sights.
>You feel the bullet of his mauser karabiner 98k end your reign of joy.
>He later comes down and steals your baby after gunning down your waifu.
>He thentakes it in, raises it to become top-sniper, and then it figures out what happened and then they both hunt each other down.
Sounds like a tragically-good story.
>>25785682
>implying he wasn't hiding in your waifus womb, ready to kill you both as soon as your waifu birthed him thinking it was your foal
>>25785696
Underrated post
>>25785491
Lets take this a step further.
>Expect it very little on the first day.
>You have no other day to compare it to, so there is no "least" or "most".
>Then, only minutely increase your expectation of the event each day forward.
>Die of natural causes at an old age and leave your progency with a sweet prepper setup.
>>25785532
>>25785696
Get out of head you fucker, I cant stop picturing this.
>>25785637
waifu is shapeshifting bugpone
she will most likely beat CONSTANT VIGILANCE into me
>>25785505
This.
>>25786144
>tripfag
Take your dubs and go.
