Somewhere...
It's dark. Dusty. You can't see. You can't breathe very well either. The last thing you remember is going to bed and hearing a crashing noise.
You wait for a moment to listen for noises. Nothing.
>>25773676
Search the ground for dropped bits
>>25773735
You feel along the hardwood floor for any dropped bits or possessions. You don't find much. Just dust bunnies and lint.
>>25773766
Look up at the ceiling.
You look up at the ceiling. The roof is cracked and torn open, revealing the dim, night sky. You see gray clouds pass overhead. The gaps in the ceiling offer little light.
Break the walls by bucking them?
>>25773879
Perhaps you could break your way out with your raw strength. You tentatively creep around until you find a solid wall, turning around to smash your legs through. It easily crumples at your will, creating a huge hole in the wall.
You step outside and peer around. You seem to be in some sort of tiny village. It's hard to make out colors in the dark. You see something red flash near the base of the wooden structure you were just confined in.
>>25773957
Check flash
>>25773957
Well check out the red thing, obviously. Colour must be important in this monochrome world.
>>25773957
>black and white
>wrecked house
>red sparkly thing on what looks like a hoof
Oh shit, we just killed a wicked witch, didn't we?
>>25773996
...and I just noticed our GM's name. Story inspiration confirmed.
>>25773979
You walk over to examine the flash. You suddenly notice that the flash belongs to a set of shiny, red shoes, attached to a bloodied corpse. At least, you assume it to be a corpse. You can't imagine that anyone would be able to survive such an injury.
You hope no one is around to try and pin the blame of this murder on you. You really had nothing to do with this.
What should you do? Run away or stay to figure stuff out?
>>25774049
Examine genitalia.
Cause QM to quit if we are not male.
>>25774049
Loot shoes.Equip.
>>25774049
>>25774064
I want to be the pretty stallion.
Check body and surroundings for any supplies. Preferably a flashlight or something similar.
>>25774064
This
>>25774054
We look male. I think.
>>25774049
Cry out for help. Alert anyone nearby that someone has been injured. It would be better that we call them over preemptively than they find us just staring at a corpse looking guilty.
>>25774049
Desecrate the corpse! We don't want to get haunted by witch-pone!
>>25774096
What exactly do you mean by "desecrate"?
>>25774124
There are a range of options.
From sprinkling salt on the corpse, burring it upside-down, peeing on it or even just burning it.
>>25774139
>rape
>>25774139
I can't imagine any of those looking very good for us if people see us doing it.
>>25774146
Doesn't matter, they'll understand once we explain.
>>25774139
We should do all those things. Better safe than sorry.
>>25774049
We should fuck it and then eat it. Getting bored af with this story senpai
You look down at your body, examining yourself for any sort of supplies. You have nothing on you. There's not much in the immediate area that you can grab either...at least you still have your penis.
You hunch down closer to the corpse, stripping the body of the shoes. Maybe no one will recognize them without the shoes.
Suddenly, the ruby slippers vanish from your grasp, reappearing on your own feet. You hop about, trying to push them off, but to no avail. You certainly don't look bad in them, but walking around in shoes like this...it doesn't make you look manly at all.
>>25774096
>We don't want to get haunted by witch-pone
>defile the corpse
>>25774180
Shit it's happening!
Quick! Desecrate the corpse!
Defile the corpse and the shoes, both are obviously cursed.
>>25774180
The end goal is to dress up like a pretty mare, right?
>>25774180
Explore the town for any clothing shops.
>>25774204
I think our end goal is to seek out Oscar Zoroaster Diggs and get him to send us home.
>>25774216
This. Even if we don't find anything else to pretty ourselves up with, finding out what the chuffing Hell is going on around here would be a good idea.
You get over your fabulously forced footwear and turn your attention back to the corpse. Do you think that it may come back to haunt you? Maybe desecrating it would be a wise choice. A morbid, little stallion, aren't you?
You can't burn it without the means to light a fire and you don't have any salt on hand... so you simply stand above it and fire a sparkling golden shower to drench the bloody horse.
>"What in Oz are you doing?!"
You hear a shocked voice from behind you and immediately jump away from the body. In front of you is an elegantly dressed mare with a flowing, golden mane. Her outfit seems a bit absurd but you really have no room to talk.
>>25774280
I want to mug her for her dress.
>>25774280
"For the love of god woman! Help me desecrate the corpse!"
"Help me, before it's too late!"
>>25774280
"Just making sure that whatever this creature is, that it can't cast further sorcery upon me or haunt me, is all. I know it looks bad but it was the only ritual I had the, er, ingredients for."
>>25774302
This.
>>25774280Does she have wings and a horn? Or is that the top of the building?
>>25774299
That was my first instinct.
>>25774302
This
Otherwise more will come dammit
>>25774280
Tell the good princess of the north that you are desecrating the body of the wicked princess of the east.
>>25774280
>"What in Oz are you doing?!"
>QM is Oz
Hmm... is questing the answer?
Seriously though, say you were trying to salvage what you could from the corpse.
Say you thought those boots could fetch you some food.
Considering how miserable we look compared to that alicorn, there's a chance that may get to her.
Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x48Hq9F4Q70
does anyone wonder whether the lion will be reminiscent of the ponyscopes leo?
>>25774280
I heard pee stops witches haunting you...
I'm not a clever stallion.
>>25774280
You thought it would take the shoes off
Ask who she is.
>>25774280
Looks like the corpse's bladder let losse.
Let's find out where we are.
A L R E A D Y D E A D
You quickly fumble with your words to come up with a reasonable excuse as to why you were urinating on a fresh corpse.
"I heard pee stops witches from haunting you..."
>"Very well...but why are you wearing those shoes?"
"I thought they might fetch me some food? I'm awfully poor you see."
Upon closer inspection you notice the wings on either side of her body, and the huge horn atop her head. An alicorn? But the only alicorns you knew of were Luna, Twilight and Celestia...
>"I'm sorry to say, dear friend, that you won't be able to sell those shoes for a bite to eat. They won't come off your body until you're dead. And those shoes possess a great amount of magic, too."
She bows her head politely, flashing a warm smile.
>"My name is Glinda, I am the Good Witch of the South, and it appears you have landed on my sister, the Good Witch of the North."
>>25777243
Claim you don't know how. You just woke up here for some reason.
>>25777243
"Good" Witch of the North?
Oh dear...
>>25777243
She looks awfully pretty for a witch...
Like, 20% younger than what you'd expect from such a title...
>>25777380
So it's basically agreed that we're gonna fuck the witch right?
>>25777408
In due time, perhaps... i don't think that's gonna be anywhere near doable in a convenient amount of time.
She looks like the kind who'd sent you across the known continent for a who-knows-what-quest for some untangible non-defined reward...
On a side note, i guess we could ask if she wants that family heritage back. Visibly being a bit afraid, of course.
>>25777408
No Anon. We're going to buy her dinner when we find a way to sell these shoes.
>>25777471
They won't come off our body until we die anon. so unless there's a necromancer around here or preferably a priest that knows the resurrect spell we're stuck with them.
>>25777478
I never said anything about taking them off.
>>25777497
Selling shoes without taking them off...
... unless we assume selling ourselves along with them is an option, i think that may be challenging.
>>25777243
>>25777508
Where there's a will, there's a way!
Ask her if she would like to purchase us and our new booties.
Repeating digits for the qt witch?
>>25777243
Throw a rock at her and bolt!
Look at that smile!
She's out for revenge!
Also, scream that you're sorry!
>>25777106
>>25777243
hmmmm
>>25777243
Nice to meet you.
"Look, I have no idea how any of this happened! I'm innocent! I just woke up here, Where are we anyways?"
>"You're in Munchkin City, it's a part of Oz, our world."
"Oz? Like...the storybook?"
>"Excuse me?"
"Nothing, uh, you said I landed on the "good" witch?"
>"Yes. My sister."
"Look, I'm real sorry but I swear I didn't mean--"
>"Spare me your words, commoner."
She glances around, flashing a cold eye towards you.
>"All the munchkins are asleep. You have impeccable timing, ah..."
"Gale. My name is Gale."
>"Gale. Usually I feign mercy in front of these Munchkins, but they're all sleeping soundly in their little beds."
The tip of her horn begins to glow.
>"I'll make your death quick and painless. Please stand still. I know you meant no harm, but if I act now, I can simply blame the death of my sister on you. I've been wanting these shoes for myself...and you've introduced such a perfect situation."
>>25777924
AAAAAHHH
>>25777924
activate shoe magic! Stomp the ground! Point at her and yell! PUNCH HER!
>>25777924
Look! Something is behind her!
>>25777924
I fucking warned you all!
Chuck a rock at her stupid face and bolt!
Look for a forest that we can take shelter in!
>>25777924
well... shit
>>25777924
FUCKING RUN
>>25777924
RUN
>>25777924
CLICK THOSE SHOES LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT DOROTHY
I WISH I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>25778007
Vote.
>>25777924
She looks so charming when she's like that...
You're in too much of a panic to properly click your shoes. So instead, you opt to throw a large rock at her. You scoop up the nearest stone and hurl it towards the witch, taking off in the opposite direction.
>"Argh! Get back here!! I need those shoes!"
You don't even try to look behind you. Running as quick as you possibly can, you take off into a nearby forest, dashing in between large trees. You run surprisingly well in heels...were you perhaps destined to flaunt these slippers?
>"You can run, but you can't hide, Gale!"
You hear the sounds of cracking trees fast approaching, and the subtle flashes of light hit you from behind. Animals dash in front of you, clearly shocked from this outburst.
You need to find somewhere to hide. In a den? Under a tree? Something!! Fast!
>>25778214
Make a left and hide behind a tree.
>>25778214
If there are any small animals we can grab, do so and throw them into a nearby bush as a distraction. Then, look around for a hollow tree, burrow or cave to take shelter in. If possible, find a stick or rock as well.
>>25778214
Climb a tree boyo!
>>25778214
Follow the animals, they know the hiding places better than you do!
>>25778214
We're going to need to experiment with these slippers later to find out just what powers they can manifest for us. For now, locate a body of water and dive in, hopefully we can use the old "breathe through a hollow reed" trick whilst submerged?
Failing that, hide behind a big wide tree and circle around as she passes to remain concealed.
Hmm, this art seems awfully familiar...but it couldn't be...
>>25779254
>>25779254
whose is it, I don't recognize it
>>25779254
I want to stay optimistic. I really do. but this QM's past sins are close to unforgivable
>>25779595
Newfig here. What did GC do to cause this much butthurt in the CYOA's
>>25779807
Nobody spoonfeed him. We're turning over a new leaf.
>>25779807
Don't worry about it, Anon. Use your newfiggotry to avoid feeling the trepidation that others do.
>>25779807
Maid UUUU
hot CYOA, sexy times were had for like 3 threads or something
dropped out in the middle for no reason
still posts nsfw and regular art on her tumblr literally daily
butthurt was haddoesn't change that I'm excited about this one anyway
>>25779848
>>25779894
Fuck off, I'll spoonfeed this Anon if I want to
>>25780021
That and a bunch of shit before that but y'know, I'm only counting the most recent one
>>25779595
I'll enjoy it while it's here I guess but I don't understand why it is; the others had far more potential. I'm not even going to bother adding it to my list of CYOAs I'm following, since I'm sure it will be abandoned forever in a thread or two. Just like the others...
>>25780077
The maid CYOA wasn't much more than a cheap fuck. Cutie Clash was the only notable one but its problem was railroading. I think there were others, but I can't remember.
That being said, taking bets how long this one will last.
>>25780206
>>25780021
I am still pretty hype for this one,if she keeps at the updates.
Well don't let it die before it even begins.
>>25780251There's no place like home.
>>25780770
Because it's here. There is still the potential to live.
You quickly move to follow the fleeing animals. They probably know this forest better than you do. You duck underneath branches and leap behind logs. The rabbits and squirrels move to scurry into the hollows out tree trunks. You decide it's best to slide underneath a rock that was jutting out of an elevated dirt cliff.
Staying perfectly still, you listen for the witch's footsteps. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
>"Where did you go, Gale? Maybe we can come to an agreement~? Perhaps sawing off your hooves will be the next best thing. The magic is still there...you just won't have much for legs..."
It sounded like she was right on top of the rock.
>"Hmph. You're awfully good at hiding."
Her footsteps begin to get quieter, before you can't hear a thing. Is it safe to come out? Maybe she's using magic to levitate herself...you don't want to spend an entire night underneath a rock, though.
>>25781243
Just stay still for awhile then run.
>>25781243
Nigga it's your fucking life at stake, hide under the damn rock the whole night if need be
>>25781243
Spend an entire night beneath a rock.
>>25781243
Why not spend the entire night here? She said that she wouldn't act like this in front of the Munchkins.
>>25781286
I agree. Spend the night here. Go to the village next morning when the "munchkins" are out.
>>25781483
Yeah, and why not just stay with them?
Power gamers can be annoying but I enjoy tabletop enough that I don't care.
>>25781243
stay the whole night, goddamn, like what the fuck
you're literally going to die otherwise
>>25781483
Also, this is a bad idea. What's to stop her following you once she knows where you are? Once night falls and you fall asleep somewhere, or try to run off, she's already been following you the whole day. Just find the yellow brick road and get the fuck away from here (in the morning).
>>25782305
Fuck the Yellow brick road! If the "Good" Witch is trying to kill you, the Yellow brick road will only end in tears.
We need to find ANY other road and get the fuck out of Dodge.
>>25782441
True, true. Good point. But more INTERESTING things will happen if we go down the yellow brick road, without the *guarantee* of death!
>>25782778
>one off from trips of truth
dear god why
In retrospect, staying the night here wouldn't be awful. At least, in comparison to getting fried to death by a crazy witch.
You nestle as close to the rock as you can, your eyelids getting heavy. You just woke up half an hour ago but you're already sleepy. A quick nap into dawn won't hurt anything.
Once you wake up, you plan on getting as far away from this place as humanly possible. Soon, you end up falling unconscious, your dreams phasing in and out of surreal landscapes. After what feels like an eternity you feel something wet and cold poke at your cheek. Opening your eyes, you see that it's a...wolf? A black wolf.
>"Wake up, Gale. Wake up."
>>25783289
Oh shit! My very own talking dingo!
>>25783289
Say things in a very commanding voice like go home or sit. Canines respond to authority with obedience or fear.
>>2578328
It's not real. Just a dream. Go back to sleep. Unless it pokes us again, wake up if it does.
>>25783289
oh shit eggnog
it's a talking wolf
engage it in rich discussion
Reminder
>>25783289
Ask him about advice for drawing dicks.
>>25783289
poke wolf to see if it's really there or you're dreaming.
ask where it came from
>>25783289
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>25783433
GC a QT
You slowly reach out a heeled hoof to poke the wolf on the nose. Just to make sure it's real. You certainly aren't dreaming. The pounding headache is a good indicator.
"Sit. Go fetch."
>"Gale, we have no time for games. It's imperative that you come quickly. The Witch has staged a hunt against you. Hurry! We've no time to waste!"
"Why should I trust you, huh? I just met you five seconds ago."
>"I know that this is a bit of a stretch but you must trust me. My name is Toto and I have come to guide you back home. You're from Kansus are you not?"
"Yeah...how'd you know?"
>"I know a lot of things about you. Now let's hurry!"
You don't know if you should trust this dog. They could just be an obsessive stalker. Or paparazzi.
>>25783804
Eh, Toto is Dorothey's dog, and this version of him seems signifigantly more ominous. Lead on pup.
>>25783804
Scrunch up extra hard, then accept. But most importantly scrunch
>>25783804
I'm more afraid of the witch then I am of the dog. Listen to him. We're wasting time.
>>25783804
Fiiiine. But if this is a trap I'm gonna be super mad.
>>25783804
Kiss the dog.
KISS IT.
>>25783804
Go with him and go forth with your quest to become the ultimate fuckboi.
>>25783804
Arn't you supposed to be a little lap dog?
>>25783856
This 100%
But yeah, Toto seems the least fucking nuts one we've met. I like Toto already. I trust the pupper.
>>25783934
Load fast, pupper
I swear, if this dog starts singing Africa!
But in all seriousness, since the "good witch was evil, I'm not sure about Toto, perhaps we should ask about what's going on, and since this pone seems to know about the 'Wizard of Oz' we should ask about what this dog knows about this mirroring the book.
You stare at him for several moments. He impatiently taps his paw against the ground. You scrunch up your nose and let out a forced groan.
"Fine, but if it's a trap then I'm gonna be super mad."
>"Understandably so. Now come, before she finds us." He leaps away from the rock, sniffing at the ground for any sign of an evil Witch. You follow close behind, taking note of your surroundings. It seems like a normal forest, aside from the occasional weird flower or strange mushroom.
"So, the Witch said we're...in Oz?"
>"Yes. Currently we're travelling through the Enchanted Forest. In the other direction is the Haunted Forest."
"Is there also a yellow brick road?"
>"There's a purple bricked road. It leads to The Ruby Empire."
"Ruby Empire? Is there a Wizard, too?"
>"Yes. The Wizard of Oz. Said to be the most powerful man in all the land. I've never met him, but he is supposedly a fantastical person."
The forest eventually gets thicker and thicker. Sunlight barely manages to squeeze through the dense treetops. Staring at the ground, you begin to notice stray pieces of hay popping up.
>>25783934
load fast, pupper
>>25783934
load fast, pupper
>>25783934
load fast, pupper
>>25784170
So, uh. Where're we headed pupper.
>>25784170
Ask what the hay is. Also, where the hell are we going, pupper?not that I mistrust him. I'm just curious
>>25784170
Are we going to a farm?
>>25784170
Tell Toto that you're currently being hunted by a scarecrow, try to move through the brush off the path, to keep some degree of stealth.
"What's with all this hay? Are we heading towards a farm or something?"
>"No. To be quite honest I have no idea where this straw is coming from...straw is not a native plant here."
"No kidding. So where are we headed, anyways?"
>"To find the Wicked Witch of the East. She'll help you."
"W-Wait, you leading me to a WICKED Witch?! Isn't that a bad idea?"
>"Her title is unrelated to her actual character. She is kind and merciful. You have no reason to be fearful."
"I'm starting to doubt you, pupper..."
>"Pupper?"
You pause, noticing something sticking out of the bushes up ahead. It looked like a...body?
>"Hm? Who is this?"
It's some sort of flank sticking out of a shrub.
>>25784517
Tap that flank and ask if they're ok.
>>25784517
Hop up on dat ass.
>>25784517
pull down pants and see if that's a boy or a girl
>>25784517
Say hello, and ask if they need help. Make Pupper Toto's new name.
>>25784517
It's the scarecrow. Say hi.
>>25784517
Fondle the rear end to ensure that it's a real pony.
>>25784517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI
You approach the flank, poking it.
"Hello?"
It wiggled.
>"Shh! Be quiet! You'll scare 'im off!"
"Um, are you okay?"
>"What did I jus' tell ya?! Shut yer' yapper!"
"Excuse me but I--"
The pony popped its head up, turning to face you with a furious expression. It looked like a scarecrow.
>"Now see here, this is the last time I'm tellin' ya! Be quiet 'er the red-toed stallion is gonna hear ya!"
"Red-toed what?"
>"The red-toed stallion! Glinda told me that if y'all find a red-toed stallion, she'll gimme a bajillion bits! D'ya know how many bits that is?"
"Uh--"
>"A lotta bits! Why, I could fetch myself a mighty fine cornfield with that many bits!"
>>25784767
>she's looking for you
oh shit eggnog, run like hell
or >befriend, either one
>>25784767
Why do you want a cornfield?
good luck finding him then.
once they turn around get out of there.
>>25784767
I'll let you get back to that
>>25784767
Offer to help find him.
Because we are wearing shoes. We do not have red toes. Also what kind of stallion would be caught dead wearing these, r-right?
>>25784767
Man, that's a lotta bits! Good luck finding him!
>>25784767
I think Glinda is pulling your leg. Stallions don't have toes, they have hooves.
Kiss the scarecrow.
"W-Well uh, why do you want a cornfield?"
>"Why? Well I'm a scarecrow, ain't I? A good scarecrow needs a good field! Mah old one ain't around no more, so I've been wanderin'."
She throws her eyes to the ground, kicking at the dirt with a sad face. She then blinks a few times, pointing a hoof at your shoes.
>"Say! Those are some mighty fine slippers! You some sorta rich pony? I ain't seen sparklin' shoes like those before! All pretty and red, hehe."
"Yeah! R-Real pretty! Say, I should get going, good luck with your--"
>"Mah name's Scarlet! Scarlet Crow! Ain't it a nice pun? I didn't get a proper title when I was made, so I thought one up! Scarlet's a real classy name. Dudn't suit me very well, but I like t'think I'm fancy sometimes."
>>25784894
continue to attempt to send Scarlet on his way before he realizes you are the pony he's looking for
>>25784894
You're right, that's a pretty nice name scarlet.
what happened to your old field?
>>25784908
>he
>round snout
>feminine name
>he
>>25784936
well excuse me for using the wrong pronoun. I'm juggling 3 board right now and trying to find my lighter
>>25784894
You seem plenty fancy to me Scarlet. I gotta get going now, but if you want you're welcome to tag along. Who knows, maybe we'll bump into this red toad of yours.
>>25784894
You seem fancy enough, is all this hay around here yours?
>>25784894
Why don't you have a field, and just to inform you, you are losing a bit of straw.
>>25783934
load fast, pupper
>>25784953
and you are using a fucking name on three different boards, for no fucking reason at all
go kill yourself right now, reddit
>>25787802
That's a lot of hate for no fucking reason. I'm using a name because I have one, its simple as that. I honestly don't see why it should make a difference whether I'm anon or not.
>>25788030
>I don't know why pointless namefagging in bad
wew
Is it summer already?
>>25788030
The difference is that Anons disappear from convo to convo so previous discussions don't impact future ones. Namefagging ruins the point of a website where anonymity is king.
>>25788030
Lurk moar. Faggot.
>>25788074
This
>>25788160
This
>>25788131
And most importantly, this.
See this short youtube video :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
And learn that you're not a unique special snowflake, and you're being a faggot by using a name
See pic related to see why every tripfag/namefag who use one without any reason is a fucking faggot
>>25788030
Actually kill yourself
Boop
>>25788030
bump
>>25784894
GIVE HER A HUG AND CALL HER FANCY
>>25783934
load fast, pupper
Added Along the Way to the archive.
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/alongtheway/
>>25791418
>adding dead quest
Amm pls
>>25791582
Not sure if irony or animosity..
>>25783934
load fast, pupper
"You seem pretty fancy to me."
>"Ya think so? Well that's mighty kind of you t'say."
"Is all this hay on the ground yours?"
>"Huh? O-Oh yeah, sorry bout' that. It always falls outta my mane and tail! Makin' a mess everywhere..."
"Well that solves that mystery. And what happened to your cornfield?"
>"Got burnt down! I dunno by who but one minute I'm mindin' my own business and the next my whole field is all up and in flames! Darn pranksters prolly lit up a match and tossed it!"
Scarlet stomped her legs furiously, pieces of straw floating down off of her mane.
"That really sucks...me and Toto here need to get going but you're welcome to come with if you want. Maybe you'll find your red toad along the way."
>"Nah nah, y'all got it all wrong! It's a red-toed stallion! Not a red toad! Er, at least...I think that's what Glinda was talkin' about. Maybe she was really lookin' for some silly ol' toad. W-Well I'll look fer both! I'll tag along, sure thing! What's your name, then?"
"You can call me Gale."
>"Heh, a handsome name fer a handsome horse! Well let's get goin', we burnin' daylight!"
Toto moves to take the lead again, Scarlet skipping along behind him. You watch as more bits of hay fall to the ground. She might run out of straw if this keeps up.
You gotta admit. For a scarecrow, she has a decent behind. This seems like a bad time to be pursuing romantic affairs, but thoughts like this are inevitable.
>"So, Gale, y'all got a ladyfriend back at home? Got any kiddies?"
>>25792266
There is never a bad time for rumps
You are single. How about you?
>>25792266
Nope
>>25792266
Touch her but.
"No, but I'm looking to change that."
>>25783934
load fast, pupper
>>25792266
Nope, though I often end up looking after my younger siblings.
>>25792266
Goddammit GC when I woke up today I never thought I'd end the day wanting to fuck a scarecrow
Tell her we're super single
>>25792332
you can't just touch the butt of such a classy mare.
>>25792409
Sure we can.And we should do it, too.
>>25792409
Agreed. You have to by her some straw firstto fill out that booty even more.
You thirsty as fuck niggas realize how bad thrusting our dick into straw is going to feel right? Just wait for the lion mare, I hear she's a real beast in bed
>>25792821
>>25792821
>admiring butts and then this guy starts talking about putting dicks in things
Woah, slow down there buddy.
>>25792332
Touch.
As an excuse
>>25792770
ask if she wouln't like some hay to have there.
Naughty&nice at the same time?
>>25792266
Lets withhold hitting on everyone until we meet all of our companions.
Nice dub dubs.
"I mean, sometimes I do look after my younger siblings..."
You reach out a hoof and press it into her rump.
"But I have been interested in finding someone."
She smiles at you with an innocent expression, seemingly unaffected by your behind boop.
>"I wish ya th'best a'luck, Gale! I've never met a boy scarecrow so I'm not sure how bright my love life is lookin', but there's someone out there fer everyone, don't you forget it!"
You hear a sort of grumble come from Toto's side, though you aren't sure if it's in response to you or something else you aren't noticing. He then speaks up, and you assume he's speaking to you.
>"Gale. I would like to advise you to not get too attached to anyone. If you do not leave Oz soon, there will be great trouble for you. Do you understand?"
>>25793619
What kind of trouble, friendly-yet-vaguely-ominous dog man?
>>25793619
Why are you so black?
I feel like even if the sun was shining on you, you would still be black
>>25793619
You said you were on my side, Puppers.
>>25793619
Umm no?
Also to those who want to lewd the scarecrowWhat the fuck are you thinking have you ever actually touched straw? Now imagine sticking your dick into a bag of the stuff, that's some painful sounding shit right there.
>>25793619
Scarecrow a cute
>>25793619
I know I have to hurry but that doesn't mean I can't have fun along the way.
>>25793619
There's already trouble for me. I won't get far without friends.
>>25793671
>still talking about putting dicks in things while we're admiring rumps
You need a timeout mister.
>>25793619
Screw you, I'll get touchy feely all I want
"I know we have to hurry, but it can't hurt to make a few friends, right?"
>"You make friends in very odd ways."
"It's a Kansus thing. Say, why are you so black anyways? I feel like even in the light you'd be as black as you are now."
>"I am not a real wolf, believe it or not. I am a being that stems from the wasted dreams of lost souls. I have manifested due to a magic spell cast upon me by the Wicked Witch of the West."
"Uh, wh-what does that mean exactly?"
>"I do not bend to the whims of the physical world. Keep this in mind. I do not have the willpower to betray or mislead you, I am simply carrying out my duty."
>>25794596
Sounds rough.
>>25794596
so you were made by the west witch to take us to the east witch? Interesting. What is their relationship if you know?
>>25788030
>implying that I remember my first tripfaggery fail
>>25794596
Neato
>>25788030
You fucking piece of shit kill yourself.
>>25794596
What is your duty? You seem to be some sort of golem analogue, or at least something vaguely similar, so what is the task you have been assigned, Toto?
"Sounds rough, Pupper."
>"It is alright. I do not feel pain nor existential dissatisfaction. So I have nothing to complain about."
"So...you were made by the West Witch to take us to the East Witch? Do you know what their relationship is?"
>"I have never met the Wicked Witch of the East. I know they are sisters, and are in good relations with each other. I do not know how often they see each other."
>>25795196
Fair enough. What's with the names though? They obviously aren't related to how the witches actually act.
>>25795196
Alright, let's keep traveling.
Think we can sleep on scarlet later? Sleeping on hat should be better then sleeping on the ground.
>>25795196
I want tohit the hay.
>>25788030
Eat shit and die, faggot.
>>25795196
Okay, so who are these witches? Obviously, as >>25795225 said, they aren't wicked. The Good Witch seems like a total bitch, but Pupper is pretty cool so far, so the Wicked Witches are probably nice. So what's the story with them?and the red slippers, but we'll figure that out later
>>25795316
"Can you explain all this Witch business? Why are the Wicked Witches called Wicked Witches if they're nice and stuff? And why is Glinda the GOOD Witch really uh, messed up and trying to kill me?"
>"The origins of their names are unknown. At least to me. I did not discuss things such as this with the Wicked Witch of the West. My apologies."
"Ah, that's alright, Pupper. Do you know anything about these red slippers?"
>"Sadly, no. I am not very informative. I suppose that is my fault."
>"Now lookat whatcha did. Gon' and made the dingo all depressed! It's alright, pup! I'm sure you got other uses! Ya seem to be leading us in a direction!"
That wasn't a false statement. It was a direction. You had no idea whether it was a GOOD direction, though. You kept walking for another hour, your hooves beginning to feel a bit sore. Walking in heels is no easy task. Even if these slippers are kinda comfy, they're certainly not ideal.
>"Say, what's that there buildin' off beyond the trees?"
Scarlet stops in her tracks, pointing to a large open field. Scraps of metal litter the ground, and in the middle is a huge dome structure. It looks abandoned.
>>25795560
It's a place where we can rest because your hooves need a break. It's also a goodish place to hide.
>>25795560
Aw hell yes. Robot waifu here I come.
>>25795560
look in through the windows before entering
we don't want a nasty surprise
>>25795560
Might be a good place to rest. Lets scope it out, real sneaky like.
>>25795560
If Toto is good with the idea, go explore the structure for useful items.
>>25795633
This. Inspect interior through the window.
"Oh! Maybe we can hideout there for the night, Pupper? Can we check it out?"
>"...Glinda is not likely to search in there. It should be alright."
You all hurry over towards the building, sneaking around the perimeter, looking through the cracked windows. You see tons of rusted equipment and loose cords. The only light is the sunlight that's coming in through the roof.
"Hello?"
You shout.
No response.
>"Well, it sure looks safe t'me! Let's go!"
Scarlet barreled through a window, shattering it into pieces. It looks like some sort of lab. There's tables everywhere and old sheets of paper scattered all over the floor.
Science equipment and test tubes are stacked on the desks, dusted over from years of neglect. It's a small lab...there isn't much to see. Near the back you see a surprisingly well-kept capsule of some sort.
>>25796119
>Scarlet barreled through a window, shattering it into pieces
Well... okay.
Read the document that's on the capsule.
>>25796119
Examine capsule, maybe it contains some(thing/one) helpful!
>>25796119
find any chemicals in the lab
mix them together to make pretty colors
>>25796119
Capsule Corp ftw.
>>25796119
>Scarlet barreled through a window, shattering it into pieces
Tell Leeroy Crowkins to be careful. She could have cut herself open. Also examine the capsule.
>>25794596
>I am a being that stems from the wasted dreams of lost souls.
Can I get my dreams back?
>>25796119
Do not open capsule until absolutely certain that contents will not harm us.
>>25796119
Open the thingy. Our MC seems to have read the Wizard of Oz, or some form of it. If he has, and he's met the scarecrow, I bet he'd think this is the Tin Man.
>>25797558
It's certainly gonna be interesting to compare in-game meta expectations with QM's reality..
>>25796119
Clean dust off the capsule and look inside it.
>>25796119
OPEN IT
DONT THINK
JUST OPEN
>>25798127
Yeah, considering the 'Good' Witch immediately tried to kill us.
>>25796119
Fuck the main plotline. Go up to the scarecrow and plant your mouth onto hers with a sick romantic one-liner. Then, slowly remove her jeans and gently take her virginity as she moans little pent up moans after being nothing but standing for so long.
>>25800693
Hey, I think that one Anon talking about straws finally has someone to reply to.
>>25800693
Anon pls, she's clearly a witch in disguise.
>>25800693
>Fucking a straw-filled garment
As much as I find scarecrow pone cute, that just won't work, you know?
>>25800693
>take off the jeans
>the scarecrow falls apart and there is only hay inside those pants
nice job anon. you killed the scarecrow that was hunting us
You approach the capsule and wipe off a bit of dust with one hoof. There isn't much there. Has someone been maintaining this capsule?
You squint your eyes to read the tiny piece of paper taped to the side of the capsule. Some of the writing has been smeared out but it's still legible.
'SPECIMEN 56-X04, ready and willing subject, mental capabilities and physical capabilities exceeding expectations. Planning to transplant heart into chest cavity in the morning.'
You look all around, searching for a way to open it. Peering in the tiny window, you can't really see much. Most of it is fogged over. You kick it once. It lets off a clang sound, but it doesn't sound hollow.
>>25800811
How old does the note look?
>>25800811
Get readyto die.
>>25800811
Just go away
Heart transplant is above your head, you might very well go from a simple hobo run to a murder hobo rampage if you meddle with things like that
>>25800811
when you find the panel to open it, tell them that they don't need a heart because they have yours and give them a big, warm hug.
>>25800905
LETS DO THIS.
>>25800811
Is this room all there is? Let's explore more of the house.
>>25800880
Voting for this. Just leave it alone. Let's get back to our trek to wherever the hell Pupper was leading us.
>>25800811
We should look for the heart thingy and do it.
>>25800811
A heart? I don't think we have one spare, unless there's one around here.
The note looks pretty old...maybe a few years? The paper is worn away and the lead of the graphite is crumbling.
You push against the capsule, tapping it and feeling around. Suddenly, the pop cracks open, steam pouring out on all sides. You take a few steps back, waving off the fog with your hoof.
>"Wewie! It's like a good ol' fashioned twister!"
Scarlet hops around, kicking the steam like a rodeo bull. You then hear a robotic voice call from inside the capsule.
>"Master..? Is that you? It has been a long time."
A silhouette rises up, ears twitching. You see two large tendrils reach out from inside the cloud, grabbing your cheeks.
>"You are softer than I remember. I am happy for your newfound youth."
>>25801839
Oh God what the fuck are these appendages.
Retreat.
>>25801839
Let's go with yes and see how long we can keep up this deception.
We have gained youth but lost a lot of our memories in the process.
>>25801839
Mistakes were made.
Try to get a better look at what just came out.
