"I played hoofball in high school, Anon. I would have gone pro if I didn't hurt my knee."
I played football in my college years could have gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy!
Don't fuck with this senator
>not because he joined the navy
>>25769475
You're a douchebag, do, douchebag
Do-do-do-do-do, douchebag.
>>25769475
Rainbow Dad is cute, hope we see more of him
>>25769475
STANDING
>>25769693
HERE
>>25769553
Nah, he joined the air force so he could rape the ja-ponese without punishment.
>>25769711
REALIZE
>>25769711
REALIZE
>>25769475
>knee
Was there some sort of arrow involved?
I will see myself out now.
>>25769727
>>25769728
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
>>25769475
green about R63 Rainbow Dash getting his nanomachines when?
So does this mean that Twilight is going to fight Dash's dad on top of a giant robot?
>>25769475
"Yo, dude, I'm totally banging your kid. You and the missus really made some good pony poon."
>>25769809
That's her dad.
>>25769765
OUT TO MAKE HISTORY
Is he going to make Equestria great again?
>>25769833
Dammit
Still, green about RD's dad getting his nanomachines when?
>>25769886
There's hardly anything of this guy, I'd be happy with any green at all.
>>25770067
do you think RD's family knows FS's family? They went to school together and were friends, in addition to living in the same town.
>>25770100
We haven't seen FS parents in the show, And i think we have only seen RD's Dad, but assuming they where good friends, i don't see why not
RainbowDad is qt, would like story
>>25770132
General opinion about him also seems to be that he's a single father.Green about RD's dad being a DILF even other dads can't resist when?
How about Rainbow Dad being the star running back in high school?
>>25770298
Im waiting for this green
>"You can be crueler than that Applejack."
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dad.
Here's a prompt:
>RD gets a letter from her Dad in cloudsdale
>says he's dating someone
>RD is excited because he's been a single dad ever since her mom died
>She goes to visit, gets a shock when the one he's dating turns out to be _________
>>25771630
A griffon
>>25771630
Fluttershy
>>25771630
Applejack
>>25771630
>>25771646
>RD's Dad starts dating Gilda's single mother
>RD and Gilda become sister-in-laws
>>25771630
twilght
>>25771630
A wonderboltSoarin? That'll be a shock
>>25771716
>>25771630
ME BARRY! ME!
>>25771630
Princess Cadance
>"I can explain! Shining and I have an o-open relationship!"
>>25771716
This
>>25769475
>knee
I don't think there are archers in hoofball. Is there something you're not telling me, Rainbow Dad?
>>25771904
>this meme
Alright, fine, might as well run with it.
>Rainbow Dad used to secretly be an adventurer like Daring Do, going on epic adventures and fighting evil monsters
What if he was her mentor? I mean they're both pegasi, that could make for a pretty interesting backstory when you think about it.
>>25771953
Secret siblings? The mane fits
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GREEN type of bump
>>25769475
Then i took an arrow to the knee
>>25772260
nice name faggot
>>25772305
Thanks m9
>>25769475
>tfw no gay r34 of RDad yet
why live
>>25770298
>RD's dad
>DILF
>In that time all the mothers of the mane6 wants his D
>includingMoonbuttor Sunny i don't give a shit
You have my interest sir.
>>25772479
>gay
Im really get sick of this shit, cant we just have a straight story?
>>25772514_no
>>25772684
>>25772692
>>25769475
>"back in '82, I used to be able to kick a hoofball a quarter mile"
>>25773345
>"how much you wanna make a bet i can kick a hoofball over one of them mountains"
>>25769858
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
>>25771716
T H I S
H
I
S
>>25772514
There's plenty of straight stuff, most of it is just incest.
There just needs to be more. Gay or otherwise
>>25771630
Bane?
THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>>25773438
Fuck you, your making me want to play MGR
>>25769475
Horses have knees?
>>25769475
I used to be a hoofball player like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
>>25771716
>no green yet
Y'know what happens to horses when they break their legs right?
God damnit, how do i summon the writefags?
>>25769475
Ar>>25769475
Argh, shut up douchebag!
>tfw my dad never took me to see football games
>>25773820
Yes.
>>25769475
new head canon: RDs dad is the Al Bundy of Cloudsdale
>>25769475
I used to be an adventurer you know. I would have gone pro if I hadn't hurt my kne
>>25769475
Fuck off woolie
>>25771716
i desire this green
>>25771716
