How do you think Sunset Shimmer reacted when she had her first period as a human?
>>25769441
Made Snips and Snails eat her period blood.
>>25769441
>"HOLY SHIT I'M DYING HEEEEEEEELP"
>>25769441
She shit herself and started throwing up
>>25769441
Wondered why human schools were divided into periods.
>>25769464
She then mixed the shit, the vomit and the period blood and rubbed on her face and chest
>>25769528
>>25769528
Fuck off smart ass.
>>25769441
She's a man brah, she never had one
>>25769452
Probably something like this.
Good old-fashioned panic.
>>25769555
trips confirm, bitches dont know about her girth
>>25769555
This is Sunset, not Trixie.
>>25769441
Well, Sunshit isn't the sharpest tool in the shed (couldn't even solve a basic trig problem), so she probably reacted by attempting to shove bandages up her vagina. However, being unable to reach that far without some other instrument, she grabbed the longest, most object nearest to her, which happened to be a knife, stuck the bandage on the end, and stuck the entire knife up her vagina. As you can probably guess, this did not turn out well for her. Her parents found her passed out with blood pouring out of her vagina. She was rushed to the hospital and the doctors were JUST barely able to save her from a demise from blood loss. However, she did not escape completely unharmed. At some point during the ordeal, she died, depriving her brain of oxygen for up to 6 minutes, resulting in severe brain damage. This brain damage explains her behavior in EQG.
>>25769441
>implying transformed ponies don't still have their usual menstrual cycle
>tfw you will never have a human-pone waifu that gets ridiculously horny for a month for the sole purpose of procreaction
>>25769597
Something similar happened to Glimmer then,and her fans too.
>>25769641
Horses never see blood pouring out of their bodies though.
Their bodies absorb the ovule to conserve nutrients.
That makes me think that is stupid that human women don't do the same, but that's how nature goes.
>>25769641
In the depths of my heart, I knew that I needed this.
But you have given this thought not just life but wings, and now it soars!
I am indebted to you Anon. I hope this helps to pay things off, in some small measure.
>>25769818
Mares are just better than human females, accept it, Anon.
>They only want hay and your love
>They look better down there
>They can be beats when they get horny
>They don't get jealousy when they see you with another mare/girlokay, sometimes it ends in tears when they do
>They don't expect you to buy for them
>They are more clean than most women
>And they taste better
>>25770131
Yeah, too bad you can't have foals.
>>25769441
Considering all the other sexual depravity on this board, why is there no period general?
>>25770213
>Implying that is bad thing.
>>25770219
bleeding is a pretty fucking niche fetish, and the longstanding rules against guro keep it at bay
>>25770231
If I could have foals with a pone waifu, then I would.
>>25769641
>>25769831
https://derpibooru.org/991355
>>25769818
Human females do reabsorb most of the endometrium, but shed the rest because humans fuck all year and have filthy snatches that need to be flushed out. Horses only do it in heat and have a lesser STD risk as a result
>>25770247
But only if they are foals. No hybrids, and no humans.
>>25769441
I imagine it played out something like Carrie
>>25770274I would be a pony too, if it meant that they have a good life unlike mine.
>>25770252
>Horse pussy
>Anatomically correct
>Looks like a satyr/goat.
Why is Derpibooru so shit.
>>25770252
That's what I was thinking of, but the statement pushed it over the edge.
I want it.
>>25770252
>>25770257
Well thanks for the explanation.
>>25770257
There actually are report of mares urging/bullying a impotent stallion for sex (outside Estrous), once they have found out that they don't get pregnant from him.
Though I don't know the source anymore now.
>>25770252
new fetish
>>25770252
Every time it's that time of the month for Sunset Shimmer her human pussy turns into a horse pussy.
>>25769441
she smoked some cronic
>>25769441
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/219717/sunset-shimmers-unpleasant-discovery
Someone's done this one. Pretty good, and the sequel is actually kinda funny.
>>25769441
watch carry and see for your self
>>25769597
Speaking as Glimmerfag, this Shimmer hate is just plain unhealthy. Sunset Shimmer is completely and utterly irrelevant to Starlight Glimmer and anything she'll ever get involved in, and her fans are mocked and marginalized for having a shit-tier waifu from a shit-tier high school spinoff. There's no good reason for this much salt, kinsman.
