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>>25718019
I have no idea how out of date this shit is
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>>25766607
I need this thread in my life.
Please don't die so often.
That being said was there a story here about >pic related?
>>25767307
Not that I can remember. Sadly, we never got many ghost stories. The few I can remember only went on for a few posts and died before being finished. Rather ironic, now that I think about it.
Hello, strangers
>>25767374
Hello, stranger.
>>25767374
Hiiiii Kevinnnn.
>>25767501
I'm going to bed. Don't let the thread die, guys.
>>25767501
Don't go, you just got here.
>>25766607
Does she ever blink
>>25769398
o-ok
>>25769398
>That stare
Spoopy.
>>25768293
But what about friends
>>25773776
They're notone off.
>>25770351
Does she even have eyelids?
>>25774518
If she does, she should blink sideways
>>25775385
That would be strange.
>>25775888
Triple the number, triple the...
>>25776637
>tfw no bäckahäst waifu
>>25776868
>Tfw no Karkadann husbando
Bedtime bump.
>>25779346
do seaponies sleep
>>25780459
I'd say so
>>25780459
I dunno. Do fish sleep? Or acquatic mammals?
>>25782789
The heck is that?
>>25784949
your strangepony waifu
>>25785492
I had a waifu i didn't even know about.
That's strange.
Anyone remember when was the last Hagwarder thread?
Asking here, cause rags are kinda relevant here..
This is my waifu
>>25786640
What's wrong with this guy?
Did his head collapse or something?
bump
I'll just leave this here.
https://derpibooru.org/1045650
>>25786875
He sneezed with a ballgag on.
BadGrammarFag, could you please get back to fucking writing?
- Your's truly, Anonymous
>>25789419
I second this. I need more symbiote pone.
>>25790550
Oh my. What is she?
>>25790614
Just your friendly neighborhood colossal adorable horsey kaiju, Orchid.
Faggot behind Critical Miscalculation here, expect some more in a few days as long as things don't fuck up my time long term again.
>>25790920
Cheers!I have no idea what's it about...
>You are Anon.
>Your bed is EXTRA comfy today.
>You wonder why.
>You feel something soft and warm snuggle you.
>Do you have another night-time visitor?
>These fucking horses, man.
>They can't seem to comprehend that you sleep alone.
>Fucking herd mentality....
>"Time to wake up, Anon."
>Oh, who's this?
>Something soft and silky tickles your ear.
>You NOPE and open your eyes.
>....Nobody is there.
>NoPONY, rather.
>You hear a chuckle from down by your groin.
>"I'm down here, silly!"
>You do what the voice says and....
>Your blanket has a face on it.
>Like, not just sewn on or something, but an actual three-dimensional face.
>A pony face, specifically.
>One of the corners of your pony-blanket comes up and caresses your cheek.
>"Good morning, love."
>Why is this happening?
>Your blanket wasn't like this when you went to bed.
>You try to sit up, but only succeed in rolling off of your pillow.
>You're all wrapped up!
>>"Aww, why did you make him go?"
>A fluffy shuffling comes from behind you, and your goddamn PILLOW crawls onto your head and licks your ear.
>Fuck your life and everything about it.
>>25790413
writefags?
>>25792917
Anon is a thief, couldn't give up on the life, got caught, lied about being a spy practicing his skills so they didn't get rusty, got employed and sent out to spy on a group of separatists, uncovered they are making horrible monsters with DNA from a whole bunch of shit, brought one home with him.
http://pastebin.com/VbB7tLgP
>>25793856
Go on.
>>25793861
>tfw we never really had any toiletmare writefags
>>25793940
Ohhh! That one! I didn't remember it was called like that... yeah, i actually present at the time of it's creation.
Thanks for clearing that up. Will definitely have something to look forward to then.
I'd like some kelpies at some point. Might get to draw some stuff for it.
>>25796768
One can never get enough aquatic mammal pussy.
>>25793856
>You are Anon and you're sitting on your couch eating breakfast.
>You've got blanketwaifu wrapped around your shoulders, and pillowaifu on your lap nuzzling your crotch.
"So, what's the deal with you two?"
>You'd remained quiet this entire time. This shit was too raw to deal with before coffee and cereal.
>Blanket: "What do you mean, dearest? There is no 'deal' with us. I keep you warm at night..."
>You watch as a corner of Blanketwaifu nudges Pillowaifu.
>Pillow: "...And I keep your head comfy and ready for good dreams."
>Aww.
>That's almost cute.
"No, look.... Why are you suddenly alive? God knows you weren't like this last night."
>Pillowaifu laughs at you.
>Pillow: "Honey, stop being so silly. Now, I know you're usually kind of tired in the mornings; why don't you lay your head on me and take a nap?"
>Blanketwaifu joins in on the teasing.
>Blanket: "Mmmm, let me wrap around you, Anon. I know just how to make you warm."
>L-lewd.
>After a few more minutes of increasingly dirty talk, you concede and have a hap on your couch.
>You wake up to Blanketwaifu grinding your crotch, and Pillowaifu sniffing your hair.
>These fucking waifus.
>>25798033
Boxer waifu when?
>>25798033
>>25798211
>you will never live in that house
>>25798329
She's a cutie. What is she?
>>25798340
Salad Fingers pone... god what the fuck...
...I like it when the red water comes out...
>>25798394
Is that some sort of obscure meme?
>>25798139
>>25798033
>You're eating breakfast when it happens.
>"Mmmph lmvvph ynrnn cckkckkk"
>You're sorry, what?
>That's when you feel something tickle your balls.
>Understandably surprised, you stand up and rip your pants off.
>Thankfully, your pants remain silent.
>You think you've reached waifu critical mass.
>Looking down (up?) at you is a ponyface on your boxers.
>She's got a sultry look in her eyes, and your cock is poking out of her mouth.
>.......Oh.
>Okay, that makes sense.
>Her mouth is exactly where that cock-slit on the front of your underwear is.
>Boxerwaifu is blushing something fierce as she tries to reverse-blowjob you.
>With a wet slurp, she sucks your dick back into the strangely warm and furry confines of your underwear.
>Boxer: "You don't wash me often enough."
>She licks her "lips".
>Boxer: "I love that."
>>25798422
Well, it is from 2006, so your testicles hadn't even descended at that point.
It's from the post-golden age of flash animation. Creepy as fuck, especially in the later eps. Animation gets better as it goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVTORX_ifk
>>25798515
I've been browsing the internet since 1997, and I've never heard of this before now.
bump
more waifus
Hey, anyone got that appliance pone cap?
https://derpibooru.org/1046471
>>25799607
Let me remove that straw and just directly slurp it out of you.... m-muh wait I don't have dicks... shit. Whatever...
>>25798468
>You walk back into your living room, ready to confront your pillow and your blanket.
>They're probably in on this bullshit right here.
>Even for horseland this shit is weird.
>Pillowaifu: "Are you okay, Anon? We heard some positively lewd noises. Why didn't you come for us?"
>Boxerwaifu: "He nearly did."
>Pillowaifu: "Boxers! Blanket, wake up! It's Boxers!"
>These assholes know each other?
>Blanketwaifu squeals with delight and waves you over with a corner of herself.
>Blanketwaifu: "Anon! Quick, sit on Pillow's face! Let's get a group hug!"
>You reluctantly obey your Blanketwaifu's orders and sit down on your couch on top of Pillowaifu.
>Blanketwaifu wraps around your groin, and you're left with a weird pillow-diaper that can talk.
>You can feel some grinding in your crotch, and you aren't sure who's doing what, or if it's on purpose.
>Probably is.
>Why do you have such strange waifus?
>>25799881
Because that's what this thread is about.
>>25799881
welll
why not?
