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What religions would the mane 6 have, and what would be the dominant
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What religions would the mane 6 have, and what would be the dominant one in Equestria?
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>>25761074
Catholicism

The Pope is a horsefucker
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>>25761074
Anonism
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Pinkie=Scientologist
Fluttershy=atheist
Rd=Catholic
Aj=baptist
Twilight=Muslim
Rarity=jew
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Clearly they worship Celestia, it just can't be shown on the show because then it would basically be encouraging paganism.
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>>25761074
Twilight Sparkle - Horseism
Rarity - Horseism
Pinkie - Horseism
AJ - Horseism
Dash - Horseism
Fluttershy - Horseism
OP - Orthodox Shitpostism
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DO YOU EVEN PRAISE IT!?
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>>25761074

>Twilight
lololol Feeling Pinkie Keen confirms atheist
>Applejack
Confucianism
>Fluttershy
Buddhism
>Rarity
Catholic
>Pinkie Pie
lololol Feeling Pinkie Keen confirms some form of theism
>Rainbow Dash
Wicca
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>>25761155
>Fluttershy=atheist
That makes no sense!
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>>25761074
OP = Autism
Spike = Jew
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>>25761074
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>>25761074
Twilight - Agonistic/Atheist
Applejack- Some form of Christianity
Rarity- Not sure
Pinkie- All of them somehow
Fluttershy- Druid
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>>25761074
Celestist
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Sunset Shimmer - Nondenominational Christian
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Twilight : Wicca
AJ : Mormon
Fluttershy : Some religion that worships nature
Rainbow Dash: Muslim ALLAHU AKBAR
Pinkie Pie : Muslim DEATH TO THE INFIDELS
Rarity : Jew
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>>25761155
>Twilight=Muslim
But she's intelligent.
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Twilight : Wicca
AJ : Mormon
Fluttershy : Pagan
Rainbow Dash: Muslim
Pinkie Pie : Satanist
Rarity : Jew
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>>25762856
>>25762837
>Twilight - Wicca
>Rainbow Dash - Muslim
No. Twilight is not a retard, and RD is not a subservient wife (or future wife) who hides her devilish body under wraps.
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You fucks have it all wrong:
>Twilight- Scientology
>Applejack- Baptist/Protestant
>Fluttershy- Druid/Pagan
>Rarity- Catholic
>Rainbow Dash- LaVeyan Satanist
>Pinkie Pie- bitch be crazy. She's a cultist.
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>>25762885
Rd is Muslim
Here is my proof
>RD can fly
>RD crashed onto some buildings
>RD did 9/11
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>>25761074

None, because they're intelligent.

*tips fedora*
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>>25762885
>Twilight is not a retard
Wicca wouldn't be quite so retarded if magic were real.
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They all practice some form of Catholicism mixed with sun and moon worship
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>>25761074
Autism.
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>>25763404
Is it really worship when you have two literal gods who can physically move the heavens that literally anyone can speak too or observe?
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As autistic as it is, I've kind of wanted an enlightened Anon in Equestria fic.
This could be defaulted to a religious character of course.
He doesn't go around trying to fuck ponies, or getting revenge, or involving himself in conflicts or adventures, because he has no want to. Perhaps he would only tag along to see how it turns out, without much regard for helping one consequence or another.
He is content to chop wood, carry water, meditate, philosophise, etc, all while the ponies are baffled about how he can stay so calm in such a chaotic world. Naturally, Discord would try to fuck with him a lot, which can be taken in a multitude of directions.

Something about being the one center of pure calm in a world where disaster and conflict waits and every corner just seems so interesting.
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>>25763670
>what is cult of personality

http://shanghaiist.com/2014/12/27/mao-worship.php
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea%27s_cult_of_personality
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>>25763673
>Discord would try to fuck with him a lot
You don't fuck with Zen - Zen fucks with you.
But I think Discrod can make a clap with one hand.
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>>25763025
>>25762856
>>25762837
>>25762614
>>25761240
>>25761155
>Rarity
>anything but some form of Protestant
And to some of you
>AJ
>not either Baptist/Methodist
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Twilight - atheist
Sunset Shimmer - catholic
Rarity - agnostic
Fluttershy- buddhism
Rainow Dash - something edgy
Pinkie Pie - something stupid like modern paganism
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>>25763690
I was meaning that, because Discord likes to mess with ponies often - it's what he's made for, after all - he would try to mess with Anon as soon as meeting him. Anon, being all zen, wouldn't be bothered in the slightest, which leads to Discord trying again and again, becoming more desperate and obsessive over time. The one being in all of Equestria he couldn't do more than jumpscare, and Anon isn't even angered by the constant attempts. It would drive someone like discord to hold a grudge at least.
This could be maybe a side plot in the story.
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They all worship the Tribunal.
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>>25761074
all ponys praise the sun
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>>25763670

Moving sun or moon =\= god status

Making shit out of literally nothing = god status
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Twilight's a Celestian.
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>>25761155
>>25762856
>element of genorosity
>jew
Pick one
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>>25761155
>Aj=baptist
I'm very okay with this.
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>>25761289
Delet dis
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AJ- Pentacoltsol. Handles live snakes and such, doesn't really buy it but goes for Granny's sake

Pinky_ Reverse Mormon, married to 3 different stallions, trying to help Big Mac get his own Harem

RD- Science, She knows it's all smoke and mirrors, but it's so interesting

Fluttershy- Worships the greek good Demeter.

Rarity- Catholic so that no one will discover she is actually a quarter Griffon, (And her long lost brother is silverquil)

Twilight,- Athena, goddess of knowledge.

Starlight Glimmer, Scientology, because she is better then everyone because of Xenu, may he be king forever of space.
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