>"Ohmygosh...Anon, please put that away. You can stir the spaghetti sauce with something else!"
You just found out that Twilight is afraid of the wooden spoon. Apparently it's what her Mom used to spank her with when she misbehaved as a filly. Even as a young adult she's still terrified of seeing one.
So do you use your new-found knowledge to help her get over this irrational fear? Or traumatize her for maximum lulz?
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>>25753581
what a shit thread
>rape
Spank her with the spoon while rubbing her clit. That'll fixit
>>25753581
I want to chase her around the kitchen with it like some speeded-up Benny Hill routine.
>>25753581
Shove it up her cooter.
>>25753581
I want to hug Twilight Sparkle and tell her everything will be alright
>>25753592
Every "what a shit thread" post deserves one reply
>>25753581
>her Mom used to spank her with when she misbehaved as a filly
It's too early in the day for muh boner to be so pleased.
>Look around kitchen.
>Find something more potent to spank her with.
>Spank her with it.
>Now she fears that instead of the wooden spoon.
>Anon can finally stir his sauce in peace.
Great success.
>>25753581
use the wooden spoon for sexplay
the issue will be resolved quicklyand twilight will have a wooden spoon fetish
