Which mane six would do it for least amount of money?
>>25747057
Do what?
applejack. she needs the money.
>>25747057
Fluttershy would do it for free
Pinkie Pie would also if muh sexual deviant head canon
>>25747057
Dash would probably do it for a case of cheap beer.
>>25747057
Rarity IS the town bicycle
>>25747057
Rarity.Although she would probably just do it for free because she's the element of generosity.
>>25747057
>Twilight
Two options here. One, she'd be completely disgusted and wouldn't take your money (she's a fucking princess, after all), or two, she plays it up like you'll have to pay a shit-ton, but would do it for free just so she could lose her virginity.
>Applejack
She'd easily succumb to sexual activities for money if the farm needed it. Basically, she's probably not going to do it unless it's a dire emergency.
>Fluttershy
...Ok, realistically, this girl probably wouldn't do it unless she was DEEPLY in love with someone, and if that someone broke her heart, it'd never be repaired. You'd best skip this one...
>Pinkie Pie
Not trying to make her sound like a slut or anything, but it wouldn't take too much money for Pinkie. She'd probably see it as "exciting" and whatnot....and if she really likes it, expect to become friends with benefits.
>Rainbow Dash
Just going up to pay her money is not a good enough approach. What you should do is make it a bet, that way you can persuade her to join in by competition. If you do this and win the bet, she will be a sore loser, so don't expect anymore nights with her. A way to remedy this is by making the competition more "friendly" in nature, and let things get more extreme, but not too heated. Unless you two are in bed. Then get VERY heated. Like Pinkie, Dash seeks adrenaline, so if you can fuck her the right way, she will most-likely call you back a few more times if you keep in contact.
>Rarity
Be rich.
Any other ponies?
>>25747057
Fluttershy.
In fact, if you do it right, you'll be able to make her pay YOU.
>>25747205
How would you persuade the CMC?
>>25747240
Well, I wouldn't. They're too young for me, and too innocent...but making them crush on you like little schoolgirls is easy. You just need to look good, act real nice to them (like a big brother figure), and be the massive senpai they want you to be. This is how crushes can be formed at that age. By thinking someone's cool.
>>25747240
An unmarked white van and promises of puppies and candy.
>>25747240
Damn, you can't use the "maybe you'll get your cutie mark" ploy anymore. If it's some human in equestria bullshit you can claim it's to get your cutie Mark though.
>>25747205
Ok, how would you seduce Cadence, Luna, and Celestia?
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>>25747339
There's at least 300 dollars there, Twilight would have to be an idiot not to take it and do a hell of a good job
>>25747205
derpy
>>25747057
Pinkie. I shouldn't have to list all the reasons why.
>>25747329
>Cadance
Well, she's married, she's a princess, and she can't risk a bad name or the hope she and her husband instill into the Crystal Empire would make it fall to pieces. I guess if you got her drunk, you could MAYBE--and I'd advise against this, too--sleep with her one night, and claim that you were drunk as well. This would result in the Empire falling apart though just so you could fuck that pregnant pink pony. Oh, and Shining would fucking SLAUGHTER you with the military.
>Luna
I believe Luna has self-esteem issues because think about it; she never believed she was cherished like her sister, she was afraid of people fearing her, and she made herself have nightmares ever since she reverted to her true self thanks to her own guilt. If that doesn't mean she thinks lowly of herself, then I don't know what does. Using this knowledge of her self-doubt, you can come off as her stability, the guy she can let loose with and be herself. If you don't treat her like a Princess, but more like a cherished friend that you care for. Make sure to be flirty, but try your best to keep it light and to a minimum depending on the situations you're in. After a while, some tension will develop on her end, and one night, she's gonna feel really down. That's when you--the person she confides with--find her, and do all you can to show that she is loved. If you play your cards right, you can get her to "need you" even if it's for one night, and one night only. Keep in mind during this sex that the tone should be passionate, loving, and intense. She might not fuck you ever again, but she'll always be your good friend from that moment on.
>Celestia
Get to know her during an event like the Galla, be the guy who she ends up taking as a date to fend off suitors, even though the two of you are just friends. Begin flirting, and she'll be the one who flirts back. Get tipsy, start joking, get laid.
>>25747429
Derpy's up next.
>>25747429
>>25747600
>Derpy
She's the mail-horse according to some, and I'm gonna go with that since she's been seen delivering packages and invitations. So when she stops by, make sure you give her a nice compliment, make small-talk (even if for a moment), and hey, why make muffins for when she does deliver the mail? Do this for a couple of weeks, and you'll be sure to get closer to her. This is when you ask her out to a fun little activity. Why not go to the park for a picnic? Then maybe next time go have lunch together? Do this stuff for a while, and always try to be more personal with her. Be the friend she can come to, or who she thinks about when she's lonely. When the time's right, admit to how she feels. If you've been very loving and affectionate, she'll see you as this wonderful senpai-figure, and will crush on you like an elephant's ass crushes a car. The other reaction she'll have is not as kawaii, but she'll most likely want to become your marefriend anyways, because she actually does like you as well. Then expect the pussy soon.
>>25747707
what about vinyl and Octavia
>Twilight wouldnt do it
>Rainbow maybe would do it
>Applejack wouldnt, unless she really needed the money
>Ponka would do it for free
>Fluttershy wouldnt, unless it was for her animals
>Rarara would do it with any livingor notthing that gave her moneyAlso, rarara is a slut
>>25747746
>Vinyl
Be a chill bro, get to know what she likes, and when you flirt, be the dominant male...though it CAN be hard to flirt with a mute pony...Either way, hang out and be her bro. She's the kind of girl that you're gonna get laid with, and it'lll be her who'll be dropping hints as subtle as an Earthquake. It'll be pretty damn casual sex, but expect it to be lewd in tone, very lust-driven.
>Octavia
Don't be a classy gentlemen, but a proper guy with a nice attitude, but still a little loose compared to Tavi's straitlaced nature. She'll confide in that and feel that she can let go with you, and thus feel like you are special. Don't be afraid to make her blush. She'll tell you to stop, but she'll honestly kinda like your teasing of her, ESPECIALLY if it's flirtatious. Then one day, ask her out for a romantic dinner. She should be pretty open-minded with you at this point, and she'll go. Take her home, and get funky.
There is one MAJOR problem with both of these though....it's hard for a man to fuck lesbians
>>25747836
And what about lets say.... Lyra and BonBon?
>>25747968
>what about Lyra
do you even need to ask
>>25747205
>>25747429
>>25747600
>>25747707
>>25747836
OP never said anything about sex
What if Anon was putting out a hit on a pony?
>>25748012
Same circumstances. Pinkie would still do it for free. Rara would be expensive as fuck and so on.
what about Treehugger
>>25747968
>Lyra & BonBon
First off, Lyra is gonna be all over you. Since BonBon and Lyra are so close, a threesome will be guaranteed. This one isn't that hard...
>>25748061
>Treehugger
Hippies LOVE fucking. This is one of the meanings to make love not war. Treehugger wants to go after any sort of natural "buzz" she can get, rather it be through marijuana, meditation, or sex. These are all buzzes one's mind will get addicted too, so Treehugger will easily fuck you. Just expect her to not be as shaven.
>>25748061
just share your bong and you're good to go
Why do it for cheap. Just save all your money forStarlight Glimmer.
>>25748123
>paying
Naw. She has childhood issues, so you can play that to your advantage.
>>25748094
what about Little Strongheart
>>25748150
>Little Strangefart
Well, all you have to do is claim her as your wife through the buffalo ape ritual.I don't like this character. At all.
>>25747057
i would say apple jack and pinke pie would be cheap due to them being poor.
>>25748178
what about Trixie
>>25748254
Patronize her.
Pinkie would do it just to see you smile
>>25748254
She'd charge herself as a luxury to commoners, but would probably offer to do bonus stuff for a 'V.I.P' who'd be willing to pay extra. Basically like any other tramp, just with a more pseudo-professional flare.
Or, if you're smarter, you could probably bluff your way into getting dommed/humiliated by her if you have enough fake confidence to challenge her ego.
>>25748254
>Trixie
Try to make her feel something she hasn't felt before: important. True she acts like she's the shit, but we all know it's not true. I'd recommend being nice to her, doing all the things she wants and have fun....and make sure she correlates it with you. Then she'll think positively of you, and seeing as your her only friend, she's bound to feel something sooner or later.
>>25748394
that might not work because she has snips and snails
>>25748394
>I'd recommend being nice to her, doing all the things she wants
That sounds like a risky decision.
It's pretty much what Snips and Snails did, and we all saw what they got out of it.
>>25748450
Not to that much of an extent. I don't know. Trixie's character perplexes me. Her attitude would honestly make it difficult for anyone to try and bone, let alone hr get some sex herself.
>>25747057
Pinkie.
She'd probably even do it for free because fun shouldn't come at an expense.
>>25748483
She's hostile to anybody and everybody so it's no surprise that she'd be difficult to get along with.
Her ego is WAY too big for her own good.
>>25748383
So... what, just say something like "I bet you can't dominate me, you silly horse. Oh no, I'm being dominated. Ah, no, stop."
>>25748755
Nah, more like what >>25748292 said. Try fanning an ego-fueled fire in her until she's hungry for some hate sex that'd 'knock you down a peg', and prove she's indisputably superior. It might rely on a few wild card factors to fall neatly into place, but it'd be the best shot at getting laid with her for free.
>>25747057
>implying I'd have to pay and not just>rape
>>25747205
Trixie or Vinyl?
>>25748394
Cherilee and Daring Do?
